Making Packer fans type paragraphs. Ha ha
lambeausouth posted:Only, you won’t. Next season will end in bitter disappointment. Just like the prior fifty-eight seasons did. “Next year” is the annual battle cry of losers. The Minnesota Vikings are, and always will be, a loser franchise. The franchise of the collapsed roof. The franchise of Gary Anderson’s missed field goal. The franchise of Jim Marshall running the wrong way.
You’ll blow your cute little horn. You’ll wear your purple jerseys. And then you’ll spend yet another offseason experiencing the crushing defeat that comes with being a Vikings fan. Randy Moss mooning Packer fans at Lambeau. Anthony Barr piledriving Rodgers. Karma never forgets. And karma allowed you to get one game from hosting and playing in the Super Bowl. And then she cracked you across the face with the back of her hand.
Eat a bag of dicks. You’ll die having never experienced the Vikings winning the Suoer Bowl.
lambeausouth posted:Your future doesn’t look bright. You’ll get your hopes up. You’ll spin this embarrassment on national television to make yourselves feel better. And you’ll assure one another that next year you’ll win it all. Next year, finally...Only, you won’t. Next season will end in bitter disappointment. Just like the prior fifty-eight seasons did. “Next year” is the annual battle cry of losers. The Minnesota Vikings are, and always will be, a loser franchise. The franchise of the collapsed roof. The franchise of Gary Anderson’s missed field goal. The franchise of Jim Marshall running the wrong way.
You’ll blow your cute little horn. You’ll wear your purple jerseys. And then you’ll spend yet another offseason experiencing the crushing defeat that comes with being a Vikings fan. Randy Moss mooning Packer fans at Lambeau. Anthony Barr piledriving Rodgers. Karma never forgets. And karma allowed you to get one game from hosting and playing in the Super Bowl. And then she cracked you across the face with the back of her hand.
Eat a bag of dicks. You’ll die having never experienced the Vikings winning the Suoer Bowl.
Absolutely unglued. Congrats on a great year packer fans!!!
Take you pick for laughs. 1500 now has the powertrip meathead longsnapper for their host. Of course KFAN has PA and his sadness.
Still!
Keep!
On!
Losing!
Because ****ty bandwagons organizations and their "fans" never deserve success.
Even with most of the NFC out of contention due to injuries and suspensions, the Viking do what the Vikings do.
LOSE when it matters.
Green Bay will never host a Super Bowl. Indoor plumbing required.
I wanted the Vikings to lose another Super Bowl in two weeks in the worst possible way. Only team to lose 5 Super Bowls and the only team to lose 1 at home. Losing a SB at home is a keepsake you hold onto forever.
But you ****ed it up. Again. By a huge margin. Dicks.
Brown Paper Sack posted:Mitch Foles did what Rodgers couldn't. Ha ha.
If you had Rodgers, you’d be going to the Super Bowl. Ha ha.
Refresh my memory. Didn’t your loser franchise pass on him in the first round, not only once, but twice??
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One laugh for each of our thirteen World Championships!
losers
NEVER in 57 years !!
NEVER is a long time 
Time to start work on our 14th WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
Brown Paper Sack posted:Making Packer fans type paragraphs. Ha ha
Keep up with those Hooked on Phonics courses. You'll work your way to that level one day.
Cavetoad posted:Take you pick for laughs. 1500 now has the powertrip meathead longsnapper for their host. Of course KFAN has PA and his sadness.
Thanks bro. Let the fun continue.
I win. Pack fans spazzed and lost their sh*t.
Brown Paper Sack posted:Green Bay will never host a Super Bowl. Indoor plumbing required.
Packer fans wipe their asses with Minnesota Viking division champion banners.
They had the Eagles right where they wanted them - barreling stright at them in the tunnel! Most point, yards given up, etc., in a game this year and it’s in the NFCC! Not 41-donut but so close! 🤣🤣🤣
I hope the kids in Africa enjoy their new Vikings gear.
Brown Paper Sack posted:I win. Pack fans spazzed and lost their sh*t.
You have never won, son. As soon as your daddy shot his load into your mom, you were destined to be a failure.
Brown Paper Sack posted:Green Bay will never host a Super Bowl. Indoor plumbing required.
They have indoor plumbing where all the Lombardi Trophies are on display. A Lombardi Trophy is what a team gets when they actually win a Super Bowl. I know you’re not familiar with it, have fun seeing it in person when you host the Super Bowl. It’s the only time a Lombardi will be stored in that stadium.
Final score
Bukkake 18
Jaymo 7
Bukkake was pretty obnoxious, but he did have a couple of good lines. Jarmo was pretty much just annoying, uncreativeband not very funny.
thanks for playing guys. Go back to you Viking forums and you will hear from us if either of you get the job as token Viking rube.
have a nice day
lambeausouth posted:Brown Paper Sack posted:Future looks bright.
Packers back to The Dark Ages. Ha ha.
Your future doesn’t look bright. You’ll get your hopes up. You’ll spin this embarrassment on national television to make yourselves feel better. And you’ll assure one another that next year you’ll win it all. Next year, finally...
Only, you won’t. Next season will end in bitter disappointment. Just like the prior fifty-eight seasons did. “Next year” is the annual battle cry of losers. The Minnesota Vikings are, and always will be, a loser franchise. The franchise of the collapsed roof. The franchise of Gary Anderson’s missed field goal. The franchise of Jim Marshall running the wrong way.
You’ll blow your cute little horn. You’ll wear your purple jerseys. And then you’ll spend yet another offseason experiencing the crushing defeat that comes with being a Vikings fan. Randy Moss mooning Packer fans at Lambeau. Anthony Barr piledriving Rodgers. Karma never forgets. And karma allowed you to get one game from hosting and playing in the Super Bowl. And then she cracked you across the face with the back of her hand.
Eat a bag of dicks. You’ll die having never experienced the Vikings winning a World Championship.
Epic post !
Tony Mandarich. Ha ha.
Was there any other outcome to be expected?
That 1998 team was dominant. No way they could lose but they did. In spectacular fashion.
But 2009 and 2018 were so much more enjoyable. You sold your souls to bring in a guy in Favre you hated and ridiculed and he returned the favor by breaking your hearts. This year your dirt bag LB cheap shots Rodgers which was basically the only reason you won the division and fate and karma came back in full force and kicked your asses in Philly.
The Saux and Cubs went through like 100 years of sadness so don't worry you only have about 40 more years to go.
Addendum...sorry Bukkake, I have to take a couple of points away...the listing of failed Packer players is just stupid. Not creative and meaningless.
Brown Paper Sack posted:Tony Mandarich. Ha ha.
Christian Ponder.
Michael Bennett.
Matt Kalil.
Dimitrius Underwood.
justanotherpackerfan posted:Final score
Bukkake 18
Jaymo 7
Bukkake was pretty obnoxious, but he did have a couple of good lines. Jarmo was pretty much just annoying, uncreativeband not very funny.
thanks for playing guys. Go back to you Viking forums and you will hear from us if either of you get the job as token Viking rube.
have a nice day
It was entertaining.
Good way to eat up some time before the games.
As for the loss......oh f*cking well.
See you all next season! Thanks for having me.
Rusty posted:Brown Paper Sack posted:Tony Mandarich. Ha ha.
Christian Ponder.
Michael Bennett.
Matt Kalil.
Dimitrius Underwood.
Troy Williamson
Erasmus James
SKOLOLOLOL!!!!!
Esox posted:Cavetoad posted:Take you pick for laughs. 1500 now has the powertrip meathead longsnapper for their host. Of course KFAN has PA and his sadness.
Thanks bro. Let the fun continue.
1500 has been gold so far and commercial free!
The good news is now Minnehaha has an extra few weeks to decide which average QB to overpay. Zimmer will also have more time for his 146th eye surgery (ARGHHHHH!). Also, who couldn't use more time to search for a new OC?
SKOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Oh and Trae Wayans may be able to run a 4.3-40 but he can't cover anyone. Route 28 would be proud.
Brown Paper Sack posted:
See you all next season! Thanks for having me.
Slither away forever.
January 1977 the last time the Spermheads were in the Superbowl. Gerald Ford was president then, disco was popular, and jaymo was just a twinkle in the eyes of cousins at the family reunion.
Cavetoad posted:Esox posted:Cavetoad posted:Take you pick for laughs. 1500 now has the powertrip meathead longsnapper for their host. Of course KFAN has PA and his sadness.
Thanks bro. Let the fun continue.
1500 has been gold so far and commercial free!
yep. Love it
The Super Bowl is going to be played in their home stadium in two weeks. A dream scenario. A chance to win their franchises first super bowl and be the first team to win it at the home stadium. Plenty of motivation. And the Vikings could only manage to score 7 points and have their #1 ranked defense that averaged around 15 points a game allow 38 points. This game belongs right there with all their other collapses. But this one has its own unique sweetness.
lambeausouth posted:
That. Is. Amazing.
Thank you LS!
The original star wars came out more recently than the last Viking super bowl appearance.