Attention--
Each year every member of the board must be willing to agree to the following disclaimer. It is required to you read it aloud, and post to this thread affirming that you have done so. Doing so in the presence of a witness is
recommended, though not required. If a witness is present, please state the witnesses name(s) in your reply.
"I, (state your name), as a member of the X4 Green Bay Packer bulletin board,
hereby state in front of God and this (these) witness(es), that I will not
post any threatening, slanderous, or malicous comments during this new footbal year (aka "fb2012" as opposed to fy2012). Furthermore, I state without
doubt that during the 2012 NFL Draft I will be supporting the Packers, including GM Ted Thompson, HC Mike McCarthy, and all personnel in their choices of new
players for the 'FB2012 season. I will cheer, gloat, and generally rub our
choices in the faces of any Bears, Lions or Vikings fans. I will predict that
they will someday be Hall of Famers, Super Bowl MVP's, and spokesmen for many and various commercial enterprises that will give them vast media exposure, much to the displeasure of fans of other teams, especially the Bears, Lions, and Vikings, which will no longer be referred to in this statement, as they are unworthy of said mention.
In addition, this disclaimer also gives me the right, IF any draft choice does not attain such status, to call him a bum, a bust, a washout, "not Packer People,"
and other terms of derision. In addition, I may at those times curse Ted Thompson, Mike McCarthy, and other Packer staff for having drafted those individuals. In addition, I will claim that I knew better all along, and that IF ONLY the powers in charge had taken my advice, the Packers roster would surely constitute the entire Pro Bowl roster, and also be certain Super Bowl champions for the current season.
I (your name,) do of my own free will agree to this statement and say so in front of God and these Witness on this date (state date), without hesitation or uncertainty."
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*it is required that each member post a reply certifying compliance. It a witness was present,their name must be included in the post.
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