Poltersite?

Did you have mushrooms for lunch?  

 

If so, where did you get them?

I wish, they would definitely make this call more interesting.

How about a poldersite?

Mushrooms for launch?

Did you fall asleep while watching the Matrix, by any chance?

If you weren't such a dumb****, Fon du, you'd realize that Woody Harrelson was SUPPOSED to star in that movie.  But INSTEAD, THE ****ING SCUM HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS GAVE THE ROLE TO ****ING ****HEAD KEANU REEVES!  

 

I'll fight ANYBODY who thinks Woody would not have been better in that movie.  ANYBODY!

 

It always comes back to Woody.

 

 Sorry.

Drew Barrymore can swing from fairly hot to mildly revolting in the same movie. Sometimes within the same scene. Not sure why this hasn't become a documentary. 

Signourney Weaver syndrome.

This may be a first symptom (visual hallucination) of Ebola...

A.J. Hawk is only starter left from last time Packers played in Miami, on 10/22/2006. Jarrett Bush also played. Aaron Rodgers did not play.

 

Spooky.

Every single goddamn time I get into trouble theres always one common denominator.  

 

 

Well... that and monkeypoop, but thats a completely different fetish.  

Favre weights in. 

Reminds me of the dream I had with you, me, Mike Sherman and Nick Barnett. Wish I could say more, but there are too many people watching.

In the movie "the Chase", Kristy Swanson seriously goes from "meh" to icing cookies from start to finish.  Also Flea's best movie.  

Shrooms?

Kristy Swanson, some good work earlier in her career.

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. 

 

I believe a LION has beard, I think that mane grows into sideburns and stuff So I would think that's another animal that falls into the "beard" category....or at least another some sort of 70's hairdo where it's kinda, it's blown dried and uh...with the big...uh, mutton chops. But it is an animal with facial hair. I don't think it's part of the goat family, and even though it's not hair, I would say that turkey looks like it has a beard...with that red stuff that just hangs below it...below its chin, below its beak. So, that's all I was gonna say..........................that was all I had.

Bert needs a new camera. The one he's using is NOT kind to him at all.

JMHO.

 

For my best Cliff Claven impersonation; Rusty, a turkey's beard is a wattle.

Thinking a boob monkey would really tie Favre's living room together

I don't judge, but....

 

Sconces are hung too low, fake plants are sooooo 1990's and that shade of green, puuulease.

 

Plus, Favre is a dick.

I approve of this thread.

 

Sandwich!

please, 

 

no swearing

Then how can we believe his testimony?

 

45 today.

 

 

 

Would the moderators approve me using Favre's penis as my new avatar?

If you want to use another man's penis, for anything, who are we to judge?

I thank you and Brett Favre thanks you. Now just have to think of an excuse to my wife for the "Brett Favre Cock Shot" Google search.

For the sake of all things decent please Photoshop these onto it. If there's room that is, you may need to zoom in X20 or so.

 

 

 

I like your style Shoeless.

Sheen had a look of "I can't believe this actually happening" when she jumped on him in the car.  I went from a 3 to 10 in about two seconds.