Because I'm going to bed.
Have at it. 
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Rabble rabble rabble, one knee during the anthem, rabble rabble rabble, black power fists, rabble rabble rabble.
BSPN just loves it.
Just realized. This is the last time anyone has to listen to Berman bludgeon the play by play.
SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!
Rams look like $#!T so far
My goodness this game is so bad.
Jeff Fisher is getting fired. But not before he gets the record he's worked so hard for.
Makes you appreciate the Packers a little more huh?
Repost: After watching other teams play, I realize how good the Packers are & they can be even better.
We're 100% spoiled. Fans of at least 29-30 other teams would kill to have what we have in Green Bay
Packers are good. Brutal opening test. Did what good teams do. Milton Berle it and get on a flight home.
This game is brutal. These two teams are really, really, really bad.
For those in the Pacific time zone, if you're bored you may want to wach Bear Grylls and Marshawn Lynch. 
This is some bad football
Grylls & Lynch is actually pretty good.
Lynch is defenitely out of his element...
Tavon Austin high-stepping it as he runs out of bounds on a non- scoring punt return pretty much defines the Rams tonight. Which Keenum promptly follows with an interception.
But great 20 yard return there Tavon! The high-step part was very Dionesque!
I don't think Jeff is getting his record. I think he's getting fired soon. I think he'd like to get fired soon. I don't think he gives a ****.
And Aaron Donald for the Rams strangles a guy after the whistle, pushes his helmet off, then spikes his own helmet on the field as he gets ejected from the game. With his team down 21-0 and no hope for even a field goal from the Rams offense.
Wow. Epic failure by the Rams to start the season.
Blowout Monday. Too bad, it's a lousy way to cap an otherwise terrific NFL opening week.
ChilliJon posted:I don't think Jeff is getting his record. I think he's getting fired soon. I think he'd like to get fired soon. I don't think he gives a ****.
Assuming he doesn't get strangled by Aaron Donald first.
Cool, here comes Colon Kaeperdick!! Maybe somebody will spike him. Time to go full MMA here.
Well at least I know who to bet against. The Rams look terrible.
Tough to say anything about the Niners either against that competition.
Pistol GB posted:Wow. Epic failure by the Rams to start the season.
The Rams should be told to go back to the start of pre-season & play 4 more practice games.
I don't think I've ever seen a Jeff Fisher coached team play that bad. Not even in Tennessee when the Titans lost 59-0 to the Patriots.
Kevin Harlan radio call from Rams-49ers. The best play of the night.
Ram's. Drive chart by possession:
Punt, punt, punt pick, punt, punt, punt.
Halftime.
Punt, punt, punt, punt, pick, punt, downs.
End of game
I honestly can't remember a game I didn't see a team at least attempt a FG.
The moment the 49ers went up 7-0, I had enough and turned it off. In retrospect, that looks like a wise choice.
ChilliJon posted:Ram's. Drive chart by possession:
Punt, punt, punt pick, punt, punt, punt.
Halftime.
Punt, punt, punt, punt, pick, punt, downs.
End of game
I honestly can't remember a game I didn't see a team at least attempt a FG.
They would have missed it....
Would love to see Fisher go 0-16 and get an extension.
ChilliJon posted:Ram's. Drive chart by possession:
Punt, punt, punt pick, punt, punt, punt.
Halftime.
Punt, punt, punt, punt, pick, punt, downs.
End of game
There is something to be said for consistency.
Jeff Fisher is the Sam Bradford of coaches
Sam Bradford is the Jeff Fisher of QBs
Never have two more mediocre talents been given so much credit and hype and press.
- Jeff Fisher has finished >.500 in only 6 of 21 years as a head coach (about to be 6/22 after this season)
- Jeff Fisher hasn't won a playoff game since 2003.
- Jeff Fisher has twice lost as the #1 seed in the first playoff game they played.
- Were it not for the Music City Miracle, it's not a #hottake to say that Jeff Fisher would have all of 2 playoff wins. As is, he has only 5.
ChilliJon posted:Ram's. Drive chart by possession:
Punt, punt, punt pick, punt, punt, punt.
Halftime.
Punt, punt, punt, punt, pick, punt, downs.
End of game
I honestly can't remember a game I didn't see a team at least attempt a FG.
NFL coaches preach consistency.
That said, those two picks really stand out.