For the past 3 months I've had a nasty bulging C6. Pinched 2 nerve roots that went right across the shoulder and down the back of the arm. Pinched nerve roots truly suck. Prednisone didn't begin to knock it down.
Finally broke down for an cervical epidural injection. Seemed like the best option.
Its a cut and dry procedure. 10 minutes from start to finish. Numb it. A couple guide needles. Contrast dye. Imaging to pinpoint the epidural space. Needle to deliver the payload. Easy peasy if not for the jumble tangle of nerves in the cervical region of the spine.
So I was all calm and gathered until I walked in and saw a 50 year old Phillipine woman with a mess of hair sitting in a chair reading People magazine. People Magazine!!!! The only thing she said was "Do you have any questions?"
Yes I do. Will I walk after this? Have you done this before? Can I opt out? Do you clean your needles? When was your last drink? Those were all internal questions by the way. But you only have one back. It's kind of a big effing deal.
So I laid down face first on the table full of angst and this wizard from the heavens went to work on me like Michelangelo was handed play-dough.
She he was tilting the table down 5 degrees. 15 degrees and moving an imaging arm to 90 degrees, 45, 180 reverse all within 40 seconds. Just an immediate "Let's do this"
"Good news. Bad news. Bad is your C5 is as bad as C6. 3 compromised roots. Good news is I'll inject both. Bad news is I'm going to numb up a lot of space. Good news is you are getting a buy 1 get 1 free but you insurer isn't"
She made 3 points on my neck with 5 distinct tick marks. 7 minutes later it was over.
I sit up on the table and she says "If those were passes. Aaron completed both for touchdowns. I see you're a Packer fan"
For obvious reasons they put you in the gown and you carry your shirt in a bag to the procedure. I look over at my stuff and there is The Logo facing up clear as day.
If I saw this woman in public this morning I'd dismiss her as just getting by. That makes me a complete dumbass. It just does.
Life is funny.