Reasons to show you spend too much time on X4.

1-100 reason.  My wife doesn't spend time here.

1. Get a daily update of who's winning free agency. Tight race this year. 

2. Post things like 3/14/15 9:26:53 today is Pi. Going to celebrate by not doing math. 

3. See if Kiel finally started an investment forum by the lounge

4. Check in to see if the Vikings have won a Super Bowl yet

5. Hope someone starts a "you spend too much time on X4" thread so I can spend time there.

 

1. Anymore, I don't go to the Packers Plus site or any other Packers site unless I follow a link from this site.

2. Still don't read Fedya's Tivo threads.

3. I can practice devil worship. Thanks Satan.

1.) Reason for new state of unemployment

2.) Know more people on X4 than in the real world

3.) Have "artist conception" renderings of many posters' pictures hanging on the wall in my secret room (mostly done in black crayon)

4.) Named all 34 of my cats after X4 posters (there is no Catts and Henry is a sassy little female tabby who likes to sit on my shoulders)

5.) Have often wondered what would happen if an illiterate person clicked the "First unread post" button

 

(Makes me want to repost my classic (in my own mind) "diary of a X4 poster"

Have started real world conversations with, "this guy I know" only to remind myself that I have only ever met one of you kind gentlemen and women.

1. I like AJ Hawk

1)  X4 is listed as my emergency contact.

2)  I think that Brad Jones was the worst player in the history of football.

2)  I wet the bed when there is even a hint that something might go wrong.

3)  When I am faced with an internal conflict, I have a little Kiel talking to me on one shoulder and a little Henry on the other.  (My decision making hasn't improved, but my smart assed comments have reached a new level.)

I keep a running list of words Id like to see used on X4. Fun to check them off when they pop up.

Accoutraments

Benevolent

Enervating

Hackneyed

Heirarchy

Lobbyist

Orator

Querulous

Sagasity

 

 

 

 

I blink a lot and ask people to call me "Packer" Patrick

So, there is another eye? Always thought you were winking at me. I guess you aren't so creepy after all.

Still thinking of ways to wipe that grin off Boris' face. If my stupid posts can't do it, I'm not sure anything can.

My use of the phrase "dum dum" has grown exponentially.

 

Have to go several meatings a week.

 

I think Blago and Blair Kiel are the same person.

 

Whenever I do something impressive in the real world, I think "Oh boy! The guys at X4 would be impressed! Maybe they'll finally accept me!!" and then I cry to myself knowing I am fool for thinking so.

Get funny looks when you tell people "Satan pointed out some impressive stats today".

I constantly spell wrong rong now. I mean rong. F**K!!!!!!

1) I have learned how to take full advantage of saturated fats thanks to the musings of Al Bethke

2) I can keep tabs on the diverse social commentary on legal and law enforcement matters and everything Iowa thanks to IC

3) I actually use the word idot instead of idiot on a regular basis much to the chagrin of my friends

Yeah, you are delusional.

They just don't understand. What's wrong with them.

X4 should start a podcast called " Hangin' with Satan". Great place for football insight AND Homeland security could monitor who "else" tunes in every week. Win Win. 

I've praised an employee using credos and gebins.

I don't live "in MN" anymore..its "in GA" now..but I refuse to change....

You've used the words "pad level" in a non-x4 form of communication - and to you, it actually made sense.

When people at work say something witty and insightful I get frustrated I can't hit the like link. I feel their efforts go unrecognized without any visual affirmation. 

1. I drink to relieve stress
2. I drink alone
3. I look forward to drinking
4. My drinking may be related to one or more health problems
5. I drink to relieve boredom or loneliness
6. I drive after drinking
7. I drink to maintain a buzz
8. Drinking has had an impact on my work performance
9. I'm not comfortable in social situations without drinking
10. Drinking helps overcome my shyness

wooo boy.  I bet the folks on my alcoholics anonymous message board are confused right now, and have no idea who chickenboy or Packer Rick is, or why I can't spell "choke" correctly.

Considering I'm only ranked #3, I probably have some work to do

"I'm number 3" just doesn't have the same ring to it

Damn you Hank

Everyone else is playing for 2nd or 3rd or 9th place

Yeah, caress Minnesota.

Eye  yous ex-foor xcloosievlee foor speell chec!! 

It's BS my non conference schedule should keep me out of the top 5. And when will head to head count in ranking hierarchy? I like saying hierarchy now. That's a good word. 

 

You're Sauron with allergies.

 

I came for the culture but stayed for the rectal exams.

It's the little things in life.

 

It would be like interviewing Silent Bob in a constant weed cloud.  You'd just hear keyboard clacking.

 

Keep that podcast idea on hand.

Last time I neglected X4, I ended up with another kid.

 

Not gonna let that happen again.

 

 

X4: the natural contraceptive

In a heated exchange at work the other day I called my colleague "Henry".

And to think Mrs. Blair Kiel calls you people my internet loser friends--go figure.