...because it's football.
...because every Waffle House south of the Mason/Dixon Line brought in big screens just for tonight.
...because despite the glorious 60" HD TV, Holiday Inn Express Orange City has no NFL Network
...http://goatdee.net/127548/watch-tennessee-titans-vs-jacksonville-jaguars
...because Fedya won't disappoint with the snarky anti-Southern comments.