Even after the NFCC. Even though the Packers aren't playing today, today is still my favorite day of the sports day.
Because, today is the last time for the next 8 months that we get to see football will have that **** Frank Caliendo thrust upon the NFL fans every goddamned day by every goddamned media network covering the NFL. Oh, he sounds just like Jon Gruden! He's wearing a fake SB ring! HILARIOUS!
8 months free of that moron. 8 months free of hearing Mike Greenburg cackling like he's just witnessed Richard Pryor Live on Sunset Strip the first time as Caliendo does an impersonation of Bill Belichick. OH MY SIDES, HE'S MUMBLING! GET IT! HE EVEN HAS A HOODIE! THAT CALIENDO! HE IMMERSES HIMSELF INTO HIS ROLES! 8 months with no Mark Schlereth interacting with "John Madden" or "Mel Kiper"
Free at last! Sweet mother of Jerry, FREE AT ****ING LAST.