Things More Useless Than Maurice Drayton

That funny thing growing in my arm pit.

A wood saw in the Sahara.

Ice cubes on the North Pole.

Tits on a bull?

@bvan posted:

Tits on a bull?

It took 2 pages for that one!

I always thought it was tits on a nun.

@ammo posted:

I always thought it was tits on a nun.

Same thing!

A membership card for Blockbuster Video.

Sears stock? 

I thought it was tits on a boar.

@Cardinal Hibernian posted:

A membership card for Blockbuster Video.

I keep everything…Mrs. Kiel is gonna toss all my good stuff the day I die.

My retirement grease!!
Noooooo!!!

Viking and Bear fans.

A screen door on a submarine.

@Packiderm posted:

Viking and Bear fans.

Or Viking Super Bowl Trophy Case.

@Blair Kiel posted:

I keep everything…Mrs. Kiel is gonna toss all my good stuff the day I die.

Dude, when’s the last time you shaved your thumbs??