Things that need to happen for you to miss today's game?

The first three could happen...but the last one is just way too unbelievable.

To be fair, it would have to be a death in my immediate family.

Meh. Even if there is a death in the immediate family, the funeral is not for a couple of days. A simple, "I'll be over as soon as possibe" will do, and you're there a few hours later...after the game.

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Originally posted by derps:
-- An army of Danny Devitos invade the earth today at noon and threaten mankind

-- A witch doctor from the Amazon breaks into my home and cuts off my arms and my legs, then calls Direct TV and cancels the service

-- We have a storm that makes grape jelly fall instead of snow and the satelite stops working

-- Jessica Alba calls me and says I am staying in a hotel nearby all day Sunday and says" can you bang me today from 2pm to 5pm"

#1...a mere threat to mankind would not stop me. Still watching.

#2...this would definitely prevent me from watching it. I would be completely helpless.

#3...I would still run to a local sports bar who has a functional satellite.

#4...Definitely take her up on the offer, but have the game on in the background.

Hi Jessica. I'll be right over.

How about having unreliable internet in Spain, and the internet is too slow to even load NFL.com? I hope this crap speeds up before game time!

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Originally posted by njs III:
To be fair, it would have to be a death in my immediate family.

depends on who it is. most of mine would say "i want you to watch the game. wrap me in a blanket and throw me outside for the afternoon."

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Originally posted by Boris:
Hi Jessica. I'll be right over.

enjoy the journey.

I will miss the game four year old grandson visiting from Texas and I'm taking him to Disneyland will keep track of game on NFL yahoo brothers text messages half time phone call and will watch dvrrrrrrrr of it tonight

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Originally posted by barrister:

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Originally posted by derps:
-- Jessica Alba calls me and says I am staying in a hotel nearby all day Sunday and says" can you bang me today from 2pm to 5pm"

#4...Definitely take her up on the offer, but have the game on in the background.

It would be cool to have 70,000 people cheering for you while doing the horizontal mombo! Good for the ego!

"They're all at the funeral"

My company having their annual Sales and Marketing Conference and our CEO is presenting from 12-1:30.

sounds to me like you're not exactly feeling too well CAP.

Three "Boris's Train Wrecks" before kickoff.

Yeah. This sucks. Add in the fact that I woke up this morning with my liver on the couch next to me calling me a wuss...

At least the liver hasn't hired a lawyer and sued you yet.

To answer the original question: gunfire.

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Originally posted by CAPackFan95:
My company having their annual Sales and Marketing Conference and our CEO is presenting from 12-1:30.

Ferris Bueller is on A & E right now. I'm sure you can pick up a few ideas!

I lucked out. My eighth grader had a CYO basketball game scheduled for 3:00 pm EST today. Thankfully Friday night we were informed of a schedule conflict at the hosting parish and the game was moved to last night.

Something tells me the priest is a Packer fan.

Who is Jessie Alba?

I could die, but my soul would not depart this earth until the final tick of the clock.

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Originally posted by GBP1:
I could die, but my soul would not depart this earth until the final tick of the clock.

Would your soul stick around for the Super Bowl?

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Originally posted by derps:


-- Jessica Alba calls me and says I am staying in a hotel nearby all day Sunday and says" can you bang me today from 2pm to 5pm"

will she be wearing a rodgers jersey?

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-- Jessica Alba calls me and says I am staying in a hotel nearby all day Sunday and says" can you bang me today from 2pm to 5pm"

5pm? She a Jets fan?

I'm going to miss it. Rather, I'm just going to follow it on the NFL.com gametracker.

As I told my Bear fan friends when they asked what time I would be at our watering hole "6:00 pm. I become a lot less likable during Packer games. Rather than risk getting banned from the place, I'll just stay home"

It's a sort of possession that's come over me ever since I was a kid. It's gotten worse since TV began replaying every play in slow motion. I end up cursing players on both teams, coaches, officials, the TV network, advertisers...
I've tried drinking more, not drinking at all, multi-tasking.
Rather than resort to Valium, I'll stay home.

As it is, my stomach is getting sort of twisty already. Maybe it's the coffee. I'll just finish this pot and switch to water.

The Yellowstone volcano will have to erupt BIG for me to miss this game! One of those little hiccups that aided the demise of dinosaurs won't be big enough.

Also on a side note I had a bears fan give me a Packers cap yesterday, it was a surprise b-day party but still. Is it safe to wear?

Dude.

That's not a Packer hat.