That's my thinking toad. But, I want to see a compound fracture of something from either of these two.
something Theismanesque.
Well instead of proto-physics and reality, I found The Universe. It can be OK but I have seen these ones.
Time to keep searching and maybe make a pizza.
Punting at 4th and 4 with less than 5 minutes left behind by 17. There is your dagger.
Why does Pete have his starting offense in?
Originally Posted by Green Crustacean:
Punting at 4th and 4 with less than 5 minutes left behind by 17. There is your dagger.
Hari Kari dagger.
Because he is a douche.
Apparently to go 3 and out. Strange.
Originally Posted by Green Crustacean:
Punting at 4th and 4 with less than 5 minutes left behind by 17. There is your dagger.
That's just an example of Kraepernick and his coaches "protecting the football," just like they're always talking about in their press conferences when making excuses for his terrible quarterbacking.
Originally Posted by ChilliJon:
Why does is Pete have his starting offense in an azzhole?
Punting is awesome.
There's a good chance Tomsula doesn't know his team can go for it on 4th down.
Um, er, ah, ahem, , hmm
Over / under on Seahawk fan stabbings in the parking lot is currently 6.5.
This game made me sad the Benghazi hearings wrapped up.
What difference does it make??????
When a QB throws for 120 yards in a game you think, that's terrible.
When Kap threw for 120 yards tonight I thought, I would have guessed 60 yards, tops
When Kap threw for 120 yards tonight I thought, I would have guessed 60 yards, tops
Considering their offensive output for the 1st half, they can consider the 2nd half a step forward. #stackingsuccess #perspective
They're now 2-5 (Niners).
I told my buddy, top 5 draft pick before the season started but he refused to bet me they would be any better.
I imagine they'll have 2 or maybe 3 ok games where they might win. They play the Bears & Lions still.
At 10-0 in the first half, my thoughts were "This game is over."
I didn't watch a single down of the 2nd half and it sounds like I missed nothing.
Nine punts.
Eight first downs.
Hot steaming mess. 
@ESPNNFL: Tonight was the first start of Colin Kaepernick's career in which he did not have a rushing attempt.
@BartHubbuch: The 49ers have managed 10 or fewer first downs in THREE GAMES already. That is absolutely pathetic.
@BartHubbuch: The 49ers have managed 10 or fewer first downs in THREE GAMES already. That is absolutely pathetic.
The rest of the league has ONE!!!
Niners suck, but their suck was enough to beat the piss out of the vikes' suck
Last Thanksgiving Seattle kicked SF's ass in SF 19-3 leading to this 15 minutes after the game ended:
Jed York@jedyork
Thank you #49ersfaithful for coming out strong tonight. This performance wasn't acceptable. I apologize for that.
Jed blamed Harbaugh. A punk move from a petulant little prick.
Last Night Jed was nowhere to be found. Not at the stadium. Not in the locker room. Not on Twitter.
This 49er grease fire is 100% on Jed York.
Jed York is my favorite NFL owner these days, by far. Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder have nothing on him.
I'd still rather party with Irsay.
I'd rather party with Packer Owners
Embeded in the deadspin article.
I could watch that throw for hours. AR seriously spotted Cobb, looked off him, then came back to Cobb with that throw at a weird angle in the span of 2 seconds. I have no more words for how good he is.