1.) Boris is Elon Musk
2.) Ammo is actually AI generated
3.) Henry left X4 to create an anti-technology cult based on peace, love, and kindness. Later, he successfully recruited Blair Keil to join him.
4.) Goldie is a 58 year old, male postal worker from West Allis who uses X4 to perfect his catfishing techniques.
5.) X4 was established by the government as a means of tracking the activities of a number of potential domestic terrorists.
what you got?
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The best one ever here was that Ted Thompson didn't spend in free agency because he had a secret bonus for saving money.
#4 is interesting. Could be the old man who lives in Ohio behind Victoria's Secret. Now living in West Allis, he's working for the DEA getting unsuspecting posters to admit they use gummies. I live where it's legal, but watch your posts, everyone.
YA has a startup that manufactures likes. He's killing it. (keep em coming, I love them.)
I thought JAPF was saying that Goldie is actually The Artist fka TD, and interested in softball, dancing, and N Sync.
@The Heckler posted:The best one ever here was that Ted Thompson didn't spend in free agency because he had a secret bonus for saving money.
Don't forget that TT drinks his Bud Light on the rocks. Actually that one is true. I witnessed it firsthand in a bar in Tampa night before the game.
@Tavis Smiley posted:Don't forget that TT drinks his Bud Light on the rocks. Actually that one is true. I witnessed it firsthand in a bar in Tampa night before the game.
It's important to water down a beer that's already watered down.
@The Heckler posted:The best one ever here was that Ted Thompson didn't spend in free agency because he had a secret bonus for saving money.
I always laughed at that one, too. TT had no family, didn't appear to be a flashy dresser, and probably drove some sensible type of car or truck. He didn't spend money on anything or anyone.
He lived in a 500K house in DePere. A nice house, but not like a mansion.
I would bet money meant very little to him.
Conspiracy theory: Shadow is just an old man, in a nursing home, who was gifted a smart phone one Christmas by his family because it was cheaper than them paying for cable. He doesn't know there's more to the Internet than the X4 website that was saved as his homepage by his great nephew.
Legend has it.....Bill Murray.....is my ghostwriter
Bill is absolutely diabolical for this ð pic.twitter.com/mq2I63QF7X
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japf, which A I are you talking about? 
Nothing regarding Blair Kiel?
Last heard from hiking in the desert. A real Everett Ruess vibe.
@Packy posted:Nothing regarding Blair Kiel?
TimesFour is always great, but it was better with him.
@justanotherpackerfan posted:2.) Ammo is actually AI generated
Ammo is Al Bethke's love child? 
Why did you mix #3 in with all those conspiracy theories?
@PackLandVA posted:TimesFour is always great, but it was better with him.
He's still playing I2H picks.
Poster saw Robert Ferguson smoking a cigarette outside a Kwik Trip.
How was his hair?
Perfect
I set em up, you knock em down. Well played.
@Pikes Peak posted:Perfect
Owwww-ewwww!
