TT's drafting of DL

Due to the shape of the North American elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna.

If you were to go back in history and take every president, you'll find that the numerical value of each letter in their name was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected. By my calculations, our next president has to be named Yellnick McWawa.

Singing to the choir IC!!!

At birth a baby has twice as many brain cells as it does 30 days after birth. The body culls the inferior cells without alcohol. Also research is showing that after the age of 5 increasing brain power is rare. You can in most cases train the brain to do nominal things like read utterney stuff later but they were as smart as they can get before the big 6 rolled around.

If you in fact want to create an Einstein or DeepChicago, the first 10-14 days after conception have the highest corelation to IQ. If the Mom of fetus comes into high stress during that time the fetus develops more weak cells in the brain, lots of culling. If Mom and fetus start out stress free the brain has strong Pakrz-esque brain cells.

I have known for a while that most of you were conceived to Moms drunk on their arse smoking 3 packs a day eating twinkies.

sez you!

They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain
97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain
I'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime
99 percent think we're 3 percent 100 percent of the time

64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about

- Todd Snider

There's no rule that prohibits postal workers from dating women. It just works out that way.

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Originally posted by Boris:

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Originally posted by LarseeBear:
According to Waldo's formula, Mcclellin is just another guy like Popinga.

According to THIS GUY who happens to work for the NFL Network, he's not JAG

Apparently this dumdum hasn't found Waldo either.

Waldo's a Packers fan. Just thought it was an interesting read since we all know the guy playing opposite Clay is damn important and probably going to be a high draft pick.

And don't be so tough on yourself, your posts don't always make you look dum.

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Originally posted by Iowacheese:
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

And today, the buffalo are almost extinct. They would have been if this "natural selection" process were permitted to continue.

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Originally posted by RatPack:
At birth a baby has twice as many brain cells as it does 30 days after birth. The body culls the inferior cells without alcohol. Also research is showing that after the age of 5 increasing brain power is rare.

So the natural selection process of the body already puts us at a disadvantage. Great! that explains a lot.

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Originally posted by Iowacheese:
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

And then we finish ourselves off with alcohol - pushing our brain cells to the brink of extinction. Sadly, I know a few people like that.

As all this pertains to drafting DEs, I don't think it is a lack of brain cells, but a lack of the "DE drafting" gene - further reinforcing my contention that TT needs a DL Consultant. But without one, even a blind squire occasionally finds an acorn - and TT is due!

Thought provoking GOL. At this point no one has identified just when the Draft gene develops yet alone the Draft DE gene. Because so many GM's seem to be devoid of this gene it suggests the nano second that Draft DE gene splits may in fact follow moon patterns or paydays. Both stress facilitators.

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Originally posted by Ghost of Lambeau:
And today, the buffalo are almost extinct. They would have been if this "natural selection" process were permitted to continue.

Actually they're not even classified as threatened anymore. And it really wasn't natural selection that killed them off in the first place.

How was that Chickenboy impression? Irrelevant nitpicking to no end.

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Originally posted by Grave Digger:

How was that Chickenboy impression? Irrelevant nitpicking to no end.

Am I missing something? I haven't drank in a few days so if I am it may be understandable.

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Originally posted by RatPack:
Thought provoking GOL. At this point no one has identified just when the Draft gene develops yet alone the Draft DE gene. Because so many GM's seem to be devoid of this gene it suggests the nano second that Draft DE gene splits may in fact follow moon patterns or paydays. Both stress facilitators.

I'm not a genealogist, but somehow, a few get the gene. Most GMs have positions they don't do as well with. I think for TT it is DE. Takes a lot of genes to be a GM these days. I know I don't have a closet that big.