Week 2 Other Games Thread

Offense of the 21st century.

 

In all seriousness I expected Chip to adapt more this year, but he's running same O as 2014 and preseason. Result: pic.twitter.com/bTySr3EKu8

— Chris B. Brown (@smartfootball) September 20, 2015

The dregs of the NFL all won this week - Redskins, Browns, Jags, Bucs and the Raiders.  

 

Whoops, almost forgot the Queens won too. 

 

 

I saw a lot of fugly ootball today; much of it very entertaining.

Troy Aikman destroying the Eagles: "Everyone should be embarrassed. About as poor a performance as I've seen in this league."

— Chris Burke (@ChrisBurke_SI) September 20, 2015

 

He's right.

 

QB Sam Bradford led the #Eagles in rushing today with 9 yards. DeMarco Murray rushed 13 times for 2 yards. Incomprehensible.

— Charles Robinson (@CharlesRobinson) September 20, 2015

Watching highlights of the Det@Min game, hilarious that none of Stafford's teammates cared about Barr cheapshoting him. He must be really, really unpopular in that locker room. Even an unlikable loser like Jay Cutler or Colin Kaepernick would have a couple of his OL ready to throw punches on his behalf.

We're storming Waffle House and overturning El Caminos.

Watched 80 percent of the game and never saw Gerg once.

Meltdown Sunday in Eagles country. This week will be priceless.

Jerruh's skin starting, just starting to look like this. Just interviewed:

 

 

Wow!
Al was so far ahead of the curve, he was the walking dead before there was a Walking Dead.

Lock this one up.....time for the main event!

I appreciate everyone's thoughts and prayers from family, friends, fans, and just people watching the game. #BillsMafia I owe you

— Aaron Williams (@ajwilliams23) September 21, 2015

Tough day for injuries around the league.

Hope the kid is alright.

 

 

 

Wrote Meinke of Stafford: “There was a blood-soaked bandage on his left forearm, near the elbow. He began picking at a bandage around his left wrist. His throwing arm looked beat up too. It's no wonder he put on long sleeves for that press conference. The big toe on his left foot was blue. Two toes on his right foot were taped … Stafford just kept sitting there in the corner, breathing just right, trying to soothe his battered ribs. He had X-rays for those ribs. There's no word on the results.” Yow. It’s Sept. 21. How in the world will Stafford last through 14 more of these three-hour survival tests? And as Stafford goes, so go the Lions.

Holy crap. Didn't realize Stafford was getting pounded like that

I watched most of it.....he took a real beating.

I'm just glad I'm a Packer fan.  To the fans that never seem to be happy about anything and just like to bitch:  Please read this thread.  Go Packers!

Funny thing about that. DET's 2nd Round pick, RB Ameer Abdullah, was the worst pass protector of all the RBs in the 2015 draft. You could easily see that Stafford would getting killed back there, and he is...

Donkey Kong gonna Donkey Kong. Only $114 million.

@theScore: Ndamukong Suh reportedly ignored DC's play calls in the Dolphins' loss to Jaguars Sunday. http://t.co/SWsoNpJBKu

Can't stop laughing at how terrible Philly looks....but at least they dominate in preseason every year under Chip!

 

Bradford looks absolutely putrid out there and their receivers don't look much better. Their top guy drops more passes than he catches  and Bradford rarely seems to throw the ball past 10 yards. Their RB's look like they'll lead their team in receptions

 

 

Bradford looks like he doesn't want to be there. I don't blame him. His offensive line might be the worst in the league and Dallas seemed to have their scheme figured out to the point where they were in the backfield every play.

I will say it again, Chip Saban will realize he's in over his head and will jump back down to college. I'm guessing he's either the HC at Miami or Southern Cal next season.

Similarly to his time with the Rams, last year's starting Eagles OGs were Evan Mathis and Todd Herremans.

 

This year it's Alan Barbre and Andrew Gardner.  

 

 

Oh. That's rich.  

"Evan has been available for two years and we've never had an offer"

 

Chip to reporters this offseason when asked if Evan Mathis might be traded. What a smug POS. 

 

Chip is all kinds of screwed. Trading McCoy for a LB that is might be coming back from his 3rd blown ACL and a hip surgey.

 

Texas Longhorns might throw the vault at Chip before everyone else get's a shot at him.  

Makes last night's comment by Michaels/Collinsworth about the GB guards all the more prescient. Lang and Sitton hold it down despite a rookie center a year ago and the tackle situation constantly changing.

I think the most hilarious thing about the Philly deal is their success in August resulting in Super Bowl talk. Never a more blatant example than this year with all the changing parts. Kelly had no choice but to scheme in preseason to get guys up to speed. Problem is no HC or DC on the other side starts actual gameplanning until week 1. It's a glorious afternoon in NE PA.

Per sources...the Iggles are in negotiations with the Vatican to lease the Pope-mobile to get Chip off the field during home games in December.

 

Santa is considering re-booking.

Unlikely. The locals think Jerrod Heard is the 2nd coming of Vince Young so Strong will keep his job even if they go .500 or less.

 

 

So watcha gonna do, I know you can't cut me?

$114 million contract, 2-cent brain and heart. Guy is Trouble wherever he goes.