…because it’s football
…because it’s football
…because Goalline is missing kickoff. He had a dental appointment and since he was the first Englishman to ever visit a dentist, the appointment went long while they found someone who spoke Cockney.
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Let's play two!
I'm having an early evening case of the Monday's. Are we supposed to be rooting for the Eagles or Bucs? Are we thinking Rams due to Seattle, or are the Cardinals legit this year and we're better off with a Rams loss? Maybe we need both the Rams and Cards in order to try to keep Seattle and Lions out. Wait, do we like the Cards or are we still pissed about that playoff facemask thing? What am I taking about, the 49ers have that division, right? Ugh Monday's. Who are we rooting for? Or is it whom? Is plural Whoms?
Shirley there are hotter pictures of the Doublemint Twins out there on the internet.
@Blair Kiel posted:Shirley there are hotter pictures of the Doublemint Twins out there on the internet.
Only an alpha male would say that.
So the Bengals are going to start Burrow despite that calf risking further injury including potentially tearing the Achilles. Ya, that sounds like a smart way to protect your franchise QB.
It’s Cincinnati.
With Musgrave, we finally have a tight end who looks like the other 30 good tight ends in the league.
A Northern European?
We haven’t had a good Dago tight end since Mark Bavarro.
How is the Golden Bachelor a thing? I mean who thought that would be a good idea for a show?
@Blair Kiel posted:Shirley there are hotter pictures of the Doublemint Twins out there on the internet.
Back off.
Us old white people haven’t had a show geared for us since Jack Benny died.
@Blair Kiel posted:With Musgrave, we finally have a tight end who looks like the other 30 good tight ends in the league.
Isn't that the truth. It's been a long dry spell.
A slight flash here and there with Tonyan but nothing of any substance.
@Blair Kiel posted:Back off.
Us old white people haven’t had a show geared for us since Jack Benny died.
How quickly you forget Matlock.
His hair was too long.
Matlock would give Ezra Johnson a run for his money at the hot dog stand.
@Thunderbird posted:How is the Golden Bachelor a thing? I mean who thought that would be a good idea for a show?
This is another of those shows that makes me think...70 years of television entertainment development, and this is the best they can do?
What are the odds, when Hurts compresses his neck/spine diving top of helmet first into the chest of a defender, that they say that stupid sneak play should've been outlawed years ago?
Watching the retro channels shows that 90% of the stuff from the "golden" age was crap, too.
I'm beginning to believe that Hurts has a horseshoe planted firmly up his backside. Last-second escapes from the pass rush and completing 30-40 yard passes...wow!
Off the top of my head, the greats:
-The Fugitive
-Route 66
-Outer Limits
-Twilight Zone
-My Mother The Car
@Blair Kiel posted:Back off.
Us old white people haven’t had a show geared for us since Jack Benny died.
Funny you say that. I read an article recently that said that old white people make up the majority of the prime time tv viewing market nowadays. They’ve lost the younger generations to their phones. So networks are having to cater to to that demographic. That’s how you end up with the geriatric bachelor.
A Ed Gein sitcom is in the works
Yeah, but the advertisers want the young viewers, since the belief is that old farts are already set in their ways. Why do you think so many of the commercials are for drugs to treat diseases the old farts are only at the age to get now?
Grooming?
@Pikes Peak posted:A Ed Gein sitcom is in the works
“Ed Gein’s All-Stars” was the best intramural team name ever at UWM in the early 80’s. They’d probably get canceled and counseled in 2023.
Meanwhile, Philadelphia is beating the crap out of Tampon Bay.
@Blair Kiel posted:“Ed Gein’s All-Stars” was the best intramural team name ever at UWM in the early 80’s. They’d probably get canceled and counseled in 2023.
I was on an intramural coed volleyball team named The Birds and the Bees
I bet they were fucking good.
Now that DallAss, the Jests, and other early-season favorites are old news to the media, they will have new darlings to blow for the next week or more.
@Blair Kiel posted:“Ed Gein’s All-Stars” was the best intramural team name ever at UWM in the early 80’s. They’d probably get canceled and counseled in 2023.
I grew up in county that Ed Gein lived in (about 15 miles away). Heard some stories from a guy who coached a summer basketball team I played on. It turns out his job when he was in college was to sit up with prisoners in the Waushara County jail. He got to spend time with Ed Gein for suicide watch. He said he was just this calm guy who didn't seem to show any emotion about anything (including when he'd talk about cutting up body parts).
My college intramural basketball team was named I Felta Thigh. Our logo was a drawing of a women's leg sitting on a chair with a hand touching right above the knee. That would probably get cancelled nowadays as well.
Burrow looks tentative and playing like 💩💩
Based on the uniforms..the Bengals have joined the USFL.
@MichiganPacker posted:My college intramural basketball team was named I Felta Thigh. Our logo was a drawing of a women's leg sitting on a chair with a hand touching right above the knee. That would probably get cancelled nowadays as well.
I Felta Thigh was my fraternity.
I've forgotten many times tonight to post that we should be seeing the Iggles defense in Green Bay.
Just saying... Joe.
