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Are you sure it wasn't Heath Miller?
Oops, it was. LOL!
Whoa Heath Miller died according to TMZ.
EDIT - Sorry, that was Heath Ledger.
Goalline posted:NO LINK YET.
Thanks, Goldie! 
This is my favorite thing ever. Even better than the "go for 2" thread.
15 pages, here we come!
Nothing will ever beat the Go For 2 thread unless it is helping plan a bachelor party thread.
Anyone want to discuss how striking out compares to "putting the ball in play and advancing the runners like gritty players do?"
Ben Ledger did not die today or retire. He's an 18 year old goaltender playing for S****horpe United. It does appear like he sucks though.
Ben Miller is a British comedy role actor. He also has not retired or died today. Yet.
Heath Roethlisberger has never actually existed as far as the Internet is concerned.
Just getting this out of the way now. Carry on.
Why did S****horpe United get the censored treatment? It's a real thing. I bet it happened again.
For those wondering. S****horpe rhymes with Skun-Thorpe. I get why the censor monitor caught the C U Next Tuesday embedded part now. Facisnating.
ChilliJon posted:Why did S****horpe United get the censored treatment? It's a real thing. I bet it happened again.
I bet their fans want to censor their play at times. 
Famed FA Cup giant killers, BTW.
Early cocktail hour today?
ChilliJon posted:Ben Ledger did not die today or retire. He's an 18 year old goaltender playing for S****horpe United. It does appear like he sucks though.
Point of order.
Goaltenders play hockey.
Goalkeepers play football.
Also, Goaline is a doufous.
Lawnkeepers play for next months extension.
Keep the buiscut out of the basket. It's universal.
If you are at the Goalline, you go for 2.
Buiscut?
Its the offseason. There is no law and order.
I thought Ben should have retired two years ago. He hung on a little too long.
ammo posted:Nothing will ever beat the Go For 2 thread unless it is helping plan a bachelor party thread.
I dont know, the "Vikings Suck" thread might beat it...
Randy Moss posted:....He hung on a little too long.
...that's what the girl said as she came screaming out of the bathroom at the bar...
Hey, this thread is pure genius. I bet I'm the only one who knows Big Ben well retire someday. When that happens we will already have a thread set up, thanks to me.
Dave in MN posted:ammo posted:Nothing will ever beat the Go For 2 thread unless it is helping plan a bachelor party thread.
I dont know, the "Vikings Suck" thread might beat it...
You forget about the James Lee thread.
Goalline posted:Hey, this thread is pure genius. I bet I'm the only one who knows Big Ben well retire someday. When that happens we will already have a thread set up, thanks to me.
Good thinking! Maybe we should get ahead of the game and start a retirement thread for every NFL player. One thing is certain, one way or another we will all retire.
Whatever, all those Eastern Pennsylvania white guys look alike.
Herschel posted:Whatever, all those Eastern Pennsylvania white guys look alike.
I'm from eastern Pennsylvania and neither Big Ben or Heath Miller are from Eastern PA. They play for the Steelers who don't happen to play in Eastern PA either.
Ghost of Lambeau posted:Goalline posted:Hey, this thread is pure genius. I bet I'm the only one who knows Big Ben well retire someday. When that happens we will already have a thread set up, thanks to me.
Good thinking! Maybe we should get ahead of the game and start a retirement thread for every NFL player. One thing is certain, one way or another we will all retire.
Everyone except Tim Tebow.
I am working on the Arod thread. He is only 6 or 7 years from retiring, ya know?
Troy posted:Herschel posted:Whatever, all those Eastern Pennsylvania white guys look alike.
I'm from eastern Pennsylvania and neither Big Ben or Heath Miller are from Eastern PA. They play for the Steelers who don't happen to play in Eastern PA either.
They play in Western but if you're going to go with an inaccurate, racial stereotype, go for full inaccurate. #WhatILearnedFromTrump
Herschel posted:Troy posted:Herschel posted:Whatever, all those Eastern Pennsylvania white guys look alike.
I'm from eastern Pennsylvania and neither Big Ben or Heath Miller are from Eastern PA. They play for the Steelers who don't happen to play in Eastern PA either.
They play in Western but if you're going to go with an inaccurate, racial stereotype, go for full inaccurate. #WhatILearnedFromTrump
Well then, great job!
Compare and contrast Goalline's and Goldie's ARod threads. 
What do you people think was Ben's greatest achievements to the game were?
Randy Moss posted:What do you peopleâĒ think was Ben's greatest achievements to the game were?
Cease and desist.
We'll see in you court Randy Moss.
