Why the Green Bay Packers will suck in 2012

Are these comments for real? I'm not really familiar with Deadspin. Is it like The Onion? If it isn't, these so called fans should have their fan passes revoked. Wow.

It is Deadspin.
A good place to go if you want to see pictures of Farve's little farve.
They will publish anything.

Basically a 3,000 word glimpse into the mind of every Viking fan. Fantastic!

The only thing missing was a "fan" post from Kworst.

Pure GOLD!

Kworst and his sidekick whose name escapes me have gone into hiding since Favres meltdown in Minnesota. Talk about a bunch of front runners. I am sure they are waiting for teh Packers to get kicked down a few notches before they reappear. Thankfully, that won't be happening for at least another 8 to 10 years. Young team with best QB in the game. As they say in Minnesota,

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Originally posted by Rusty:
I kept picturing the guy in Fond of Dude's avatar reading these.

Wait, that's not Fond Du in that avatar?

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You can get a good view of AJ Hawk in coverage about five steps behind any RB or TE running a route in the flat.

I'm no Norman Einstein, but I don't think some of those quotes were from real Packer fans. Especially the one from Eric.

It's humor writing with a sports bent. Get over it.

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Originally posted by Goalline:

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You can get a good view of AJ Hawk in coverage about five steps behind any RB or TE running a route in the flat.

This one may have a point.

That's just funny.


The Packers will struggle again on defense, i dont think anyone here is expecting a top 10 unit, but if we can be in the top 20 and respectable, with our offese.. we have a good shot at the whole thing.

Obviously, I don't think its realistic to expect 15-1 again. We'll talk records later.. but anything from 10-13 wins is probably a safe bet. I believe Vegas has us at +/- 12? I'd lean toward the under because I believe our schedule is going to be hard in stretches this season which will tax this team a bit. However, the Packers wont "suck" and are solid favorite to with the North again.

It's dead spin. They writer is a big time loser.

Hilarious stuff!

A few of those are pretty accurate

Didn't they already suck earlier in 2012?

He writes one for every team. Quit crying.

Andrew:

This team can't play in cold weather. You read that right, a team from Green ****ing Bay Wisconsin is designed to perform best in a dome. They'll inevitably win something like 12-13 games this year and then get stomped at home again by some piece of **** team that can simply hold onto the ball when the temperature drops below 70 degrees. I'm already geared up to turn off the TV and throw **** again in January as Ced Benson coughs up his 6th fumble and some 49er ****stick runs it back to take a 30 point lead in Lambeau, even though we will probably trash them in week one because it will be warm. God I hate sports.

Exactly. I look forward to reading what he has to say about his favorite Vikings, which is the next team up

Drew Magary is a Viking fan, but he loathes his Vikings almost as much as we do. His skewering of Peter King's weekly MMQB column was legendary. KSK hasn't been quite the same since he left.

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Originally posted by PDXPackFan:
Hilarious stuff!

A few of those are pretty accurate

Agreed. A lot of stupid but funny stuff among the article and its replies.

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Originally posted by Henry:
He writes one for every team. Quit crying.

I wouldn't really consider what I wrote to be crying. I just can't stand these fans that are never happy about anything. Maybe they are the ones tha should stop crying.

After how hard I laughed reading the Bears write up, I couldn't very well get my undies too twisted over this.

The Favre-tards probably still represent the most embarrassing chapter of this team's history, so that's fair game all day long. I just wonder how long the rest of the country gets to pretend obesity is a Wisconsin thing while the average American school is having to add seven inches of width to its classroom chairs.

http://www.businessinsider.com...-america-2011-7?op=1


According to this site, obesity is a Wisconsin problem.

He just put up his preview of his own team, the Vikings. Funny

Randy:

Remember in kindergarten when your class would play with a parachute and at the end everyone would run inside and sit down in said parachute? That is roughly what the Metrodome is like, except there is more talent in a kindergarten class parachute.

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Originally posted by GusBob:
He just put up his preview of his own team, the Vikings. Funny

LESS TALKY, MORE KICKY WARCRAFT BOY.



Kluwe's rebuttal article is worth a read, too.

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Originally posted by Coach:

Oh man, I can't believe how much thinner Minnesota is when compared to Wisconsin (25.5 vs 26.9), no wonder Vikings fans can't stop talking about how fat Wisconsinites are . It's not like they're comparing economically depressed rural farm communities with affluent/middle class suburbs in the Twin Cities for that joke to make sense.

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Our dirty secret is that while we Minnesotans live in perpetual hatred of the Packers, we are in constant jealousy of them. They do everything better than us: the narrative, the stadium (don't kid yourselves, MN tax payers just got SCREWED by Zygi the Pinhead), the hats, the color scheme. And our best quarterback of the last decade was sloppy, sloppy seconds from Wisconsin! Their history is somehow all Super Bowl, Lombardi heroism while ours will most likely always be Gary Anderson's miss and the Love Boat.

Good lord. Sometimes I wish I was a Packer fan. It would make life so much easier.

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If you ask any Packers fan who their biggest rival is, 100% of them will say the Bears. So while I'm staying up at night before Vikings – Packers games praying to at least compete (not gonna happen for another 5 years at least), Packers fans don't even acknowledge the rivalry.

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Originally posted by Troy:

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Originally posted by Henry:
He writes one for every team. Quit crying.

I wouldn't really consider what I wrote to be crying. I just can't stand these fans that are never happy about anything. Maybe they are the ones tha should stop crying.

MM says to check your pad level.

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Originally posted by FarmDog:
It's dead spin. They writer is a big time loser.

They is true.

So, it's the year 2323 and Minnesota has a running back?

Yes, and I'm your king. Pull my finger.

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Originally posted by Henry:
It's humor writing with a sports bent. Get over it.

I agree, the stuff on the other teams was funny. The write up on the Packers made me cry. That man was mean.

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Charles Woodson is another year older. Dom Capers still has the worst combover in sports. And A.J. Hawk should go back to his day job of being personal security guard to Lee Donowitz in True Romance.