Even if it wasn't I'm still blaming them
ammo posted:I wonder who was at bat?
Former Packers O-lineman Lucas Patrick.
If Bak and Daniels brought the championship belt to the game, this one goes to the offense.
Fedya posted:Lawrence Taylor had nose issues, and it didn't effect his play much.
Fedya with an “affect” “effect” error? Wonders will never cease.
First we’ve seen of new #Packers punter JK Scott. Missed his first, but punting from midfield (pinning the football deep), here were his final 7 unofficial hangtimes: 3.93, 4.13, 4.62, 4.23, 4.55, 4.45, 4.55. Took some time to get going, but pretty consistent once he did.
— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) June 4, 2018
Hope the guy bulks up a bit. Looks so frail it wouldn't take much of a shot to do some damage.
He also looks about 12 years old. I remember the days NFL players looked old. that ship has sailed.
That ship left port about the same time veterans hitting free agency and demanding higher salaries came into vogue. All of a sudden, young guys looked a lot more attractive, especially with the structured rookie salaries. Not that that structure is a bad thing, it's just the reality of the situation.
michiganjoe posted:
Hope the guy bulks up a bit. Looks so frail it wouldn't take much of a shot to do some damage.
He looks like he just trotted out of a harry potter game. He needs a wand.
Patrick is a FORMER player? Oh no! I was never told. 
DH13 posted:michiganjoe posted:
Hope the guy bulks up a bit. Looks so frail it wouldn't take much of a shot to do some damage.
He looks like he just trotted out of a harry potter game. He needs a wand.
Is Opie Whizburger the new Wizard?
DH13 posted:He looks like he just trotted out of a harry potter game. He needs a wand.
Welp, he's got the school uni down pat:
Pikes Peak posted:Does he shave?
Landing strip.
Or so goes the rumor.
Did we sign Vin Diesel to play TE and nobody told me?
I'll just try to remind myself that peter pan survived 4 years with the rest of the ALA team and Nick Saban.
When he was a baby the Gods must have reached down and turned his right leg into a thunderbolt.
DH,
As long as he can kick the rock, I don't care if he looks like a stick figure drawn by an elementary school kid.
Scott with one bomb after another in punt period. I had average hang time of 4.68.
— Packer Report (@PackerReport) June 12, 2018
God reached down and turned his leg into a thunderbolt.
If we ever need to run out the clock with under 2:00 to go we can just send him out to punt.
Google says it's very good but not 'crazy' as previously reported.
Henry posted:DH13 posted:michiganjoe posted:
Hope the guy bulks up a bit. Looks so frail it wouldn't take much of a shot to do some damage.
He looks like he just trotted out of a harry potter game. He needs a wand.
Is Opie Whizburger the new Wizard?
looks like he missed leg day....and arm day....
FinnLander posted:Could some X4 GMs have been wrong? GASP!
We all know how making predictions in mini camp pan out. TRADE HIM FOR A 1ST ROUNDER!!
GET ON THE WHIZBURGER WAGON!!
Gutekunst won't be vindicated until Scott demonstrates he's a legitimate upgrade at the position. Early signs appear encouraging, but he has to do it in actual games and in inclement conditions.
#Packers S Ha Ha Clinton-Dix spoke with reporters about how not having a workout bonus in his contract allowed him to skip voluntary OTAs and spend time with family after his godmother's death. Said if he would've had a workout bonus in his deal, he would have been at OTAs.
— Jason Wilde (@jasonjwilde) June 12, 2018
michiganjoe posted:Gutekunst won't be vindicated until Scott demonstrates he's a legitimate upgrade at the position. Early signs appear encouraging, but he has to do it in actual games and in inclement conditions.
Wolf put a Lombardi next to Vince’s 2. Ted put one next to Ron’s. Gute has to put at least one next to Ted’s.
I don’t ever want a GM vindicated for draft picks. Or free agent signings. Hardware is all that matters.
michiganjoe posted:#Packers S Ha Ha Clinton-Dix spoke with reporters about how not having a workout bonus in his contract allowed him to skip voluntary OTAs and spend time with family after his godmother's death. Said if he would've had a workout bonus in his deal, he would have been at OTAs.
— Jason Wilde (@jasonjwilde) June 12, 2018
Not sure what to do with this. On one hand, sorry to hear his grandmother died and understandable he'd miss time; on the other, he would have sold out the family's grieving for money.
Godmother....Grandmother. Only a couple different letters.
This is primo joke material, but we have to tread lightly.
Primo walks into a bar...