2022 Green Bay Packers vs Detroit Lions Official Game Thread

Calm before the storm pic.twitter.com/BwEat7Uew7

— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) January 8, 2023

Weather: For tonight... lows in the low 20s and teens are expected. Brisk WSW breezes will keep wind chills in the teens and single digits. Thankfully there won’t be any major weather issues for the Packers game in Green Bay. Low clouds may fill back in during the night. Some patchy fog is also possible again.

Josiah Deguara is active.

Packers inactives:

CB Shemar Jean-Charles
OT Rasheed Walker
OT Caleb Jones
WR Bo Melton
DL Jonathan Ford

— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) January 8, 2023

If the Packers win tonight, they will visit the 49ers next week in the playoffs.

— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) January 9, 2023

DL Michael Brockers, CB Jeff Okudah inactive for Detroit.

Also in the forecast...Collinsworth Jr. is as big a douche as his old man.

SF is beatable...it's time for MLF to punch his older asshole brother in the nuts and get a fucking win that matters under his belt.

But first things first...Dingle Barry can't fuck this up for us.

@Chongo posted:

SF is beatable...it's time for MLF to punch his older asshole brother in the nuts and get a fucking win that matters under his belt.

But first things first...Dingle Barry can't fuck this up for us.

He won’t.

Everyone playing. All hands on deck. No excuses!

Could be a chippy game tonight..

Packers and Lions ran out the tunnel at the same time, and some Lions ran right through the line of Packers greeting teammates.

Rasul Douglas was having none of it and dished out a nice shove to one.

— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) January 9, 2023

Interesting..

Yosh Nijman lines up as the starting right tackle in warmups, not Zach Tom.

— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) January 9, 2023

I want our defense to keep getting turnovers.

Goading our player into PF is all these turds have. They got lucky last time out...time to do to these fucks what we did to the Purple Pussies last week.

Shocking...Dunheap picks against the Packers...

They need to be more physical for this game, just like last week. Who would have thought we would be playing for a playoff spot when we were 4-8, amazing! Go pack go!

Carrie Underwood has the best legs I’ve ever seen.

Go Pack Go. Extend the season!

GO PACK, GO!!!

The more I see Collensworth the more he looks like a frickin ferret!

OOOHHH SMOWHILL!!! SMOWHILL!!!

@Harry Manback posted:

Carrie Underwood has the best legs I’ve ever seen.

21 degrees with a 7 mph wind, wind chill of 14.

@Harry Manback posted:

Carrie Underwood has the best legs I’ve ever seen.

*Tina Turner has entered the chat

Lions win the coin toss and they defer. Kiesean time!!!

A very Amari-like return.

@Harry Manback posted:

Carrie Underwood has the best legs I’ve ever seen.

Cyd Charisse would like a word with you.

Jones is a stud!

There we go

nice start big 9 yard yard for Jones first down Packers

Watson for a 1st

Great start! Moving Watson around.

Watson early and often

Late hit.

YES A FLAG!!!

Flag on the Lazard pass. DPI

Oh yeah

Penalty on detroit   automatic first and goal...........

Good call. He got grabbed twice.

I don't care what happens this game I'm just happy we started a game with possession for once.