2023 Green Bay Packers vs Minnesota Vikings Official Game Thread

and now a death by a thousand cuts dingleberry defense up next.

OK, we got a game now!

Yeeeeeeee.   Pad those stats.

@MaximusHess posted:

Holy shit it’s a Love TD about as frequent as Haley’s comet!

Tequila has reached it maximum effectiveness for maximus

Time for the quick nine minute defensive stand now.

@PackerRick posted:

I can't believe how badly the Packer OL got manhandled on the goalline. They were never going to get that TD running. Serious problems upfront.

And those serious problems compound every other prob

@Floridarob posted:

Tequila has reached it maximum effectiveness for maximus

Yes it has!

@PackerRick posted:

I can't believe how badly the Packer OL got manhandled on the goalline. They were never going to get that TD running. Serious problems upfront.

They would have gotten a TD on the run fake play they threw to Watson.

@Goalline posted:

We don’t run QB sneaks?

MLF don’t push no tush.

Hah hah hah special teams strikes again!

Amazingly bad STs play saved by a flag.

Special Teams gets in on the suck.

Lovely special teams.

@Pikes Peak posted:

And those serious problems compound every other prob

It seems like we are playing against a 10 man front. Everything is called short and suffocated.

Good to know they have Bissacia in their back pocket once MLF is jettisoned.

@Fedya posted:

Lovely special teams.

Drawing penalties.

Was 6 on ice skates on that ST play?

Gary and Clark seem to be shadows of their former selves.

Nice play 93!

@Goalline posted:

If it weren’t for the Saints choke job we would be vying for the very first pick.

Now they're at Eat a bag of Dicks for Nix?

Fairly sure Dillon was WFO at the goal line on the INC to Watson.

@justanotherpackerfan posted:

Gary and Clark seem to be shadows of their former selves.

I honestly can't remember the last time Clark made a splash play?

SLATON AND GARY TFL!

@justanotherpackerfan posted:

Gary and Clark seem to be shadows of their former selves.

Another case of what the playing on your heels philosophy gives to your best players.

It’s a team that is less than the sum of its parts.  Bad sign for a coach.  Bad sign for player development.  

just for example, replacing your LT after nine plays is an indication he should not have started.  

Oh no, another 3rd long against dingleberry d to start 4th

@Goalline posted:

We don’t run QB sneaks?

Do you actually think this line can do anything coordinated?

I am 50/50 on a nap.

I have never taken a nap during a Packer game in my entire life.

@Blair Kiel posted:

I am 50/50 on a nap.

I have never taken a nap during a Packer game in my entire life.

Funny, I swear MLF and Dingleberry do it all the time

@Blair Kiel posted:

I am 50/50 on a nap.

I have never taken a nap during a Packer game in my entire life.

Don't nap now. You'll miss the 4th Quarter comeback!

Another flag, Jesus

Love is athletic enough to run the bootlegs on the goal-to-go plays.

Lovely personal foul by Gary.

@Blair Kiel posted:

I am 50/50 on a nap.

I have never taken a nap during a Packer game in my entire life.

I was just thinking, "Those cookies aren't going to ice themselves."

Gary doesn’t know that’s a penalty? This is a dumb team.

Lol open receiver again

That penalty on Gary was the dagger.

@Fedya posted:

Lovely personal foul by Gary.

BrainDed will blame it on Love.

Joe Barry: "If the prevent zone works when you have a lead, it should also work when you're behind."

Put up 40. JF. Get that seat a lot hotter