Grandmas, their first time, & G-rated ... I got nuthin'.

C'mon shoeless. You ALWAYS got sumthin'!

My grandma is x4 tougher than Jim Harbaugh.

 

 

John 11:35.

You lost me at "serious" suggestions.

 

I'd let him do the sign himself. He'll figure a way to let everyone know he's got the coolest Grandmother in the world for popping his Lambeau .... you know.

 

Definitely include a picture of a rubber chicken, Al Bethke, or Shazam in the lower corner. We'll know. 

You can beat our Packers but you can't lick our D.... Never mind.

"Thank you, Boris for the tickets to my grandson's first game!"

OK, that's not accurate, but you wanted a veiled reference to x4.  I suppose if you want something that's even less likely to be a sign from a non-x4 member, how about, "We'll never forget you Blair Kiel"?

{ducking}

My first Packer game... my grandma just became my GREAT grandma!!

When your grandma went to Lambeau all you got was that lousy t-shirt.

"Hey Snyder, My Grandma's a Free Agent!"

RG3 = $21 Million

AR12 = $110 Million

Grandma takes me to my first game at Lambeau = PRICELESS 

 

packers.timesfour.com & add FOX or FOX4

 

The FOX should just about ensure you get on TV

My grandma and I will gladly come at Jim Harbaugh with a closed fist.

This is the winner. The announcers will beat that horse to death during the broadcast and you get X4 in the "headline." The attention whore in me would appreciate the rubber chicken in the corner however...

Clearly, my worst post, ever.

 

C'mon there has to be something worse than chicken agreeing with you.

this is kind of close

 

This is unbeatable!  As Boris stated, you need to add Fox in there somehow.  Perhaps start off: "Hey Fox"

IC that's just not right!

 

2 Gorrilas Eating Poop - ORIGINAL ?  Someone thought a sequel was necessary?

 

1st Game x 4 = I Love Grandma!

 

That line is in honor of my niece who is currently surviving breast cancer.

Thanks for the ideas! We have a few days yet, so keep it up and we'll see what evolves.

I'm leaning towards the above, but the third line:

Grandma taking me to my first game at Lambeau = PRICELESS times 2(exponent 2)

 

Maybe cute kid will make up for my lack of not thinking of a use for FOX.

How about:

 

"Thanks to my FOXY Grandma, this is my first Packer game"?

"......and bite me, Chickenboy."

 

Try this version:

 

RG3 = $ 21 million

AR12 = $ 110 Million

 

Taking my FOXy Grandma to Lambeau =  PRICELESS

 

13 Time World Champions

Super Bowl Champions X4

 

 

 

You stole "Foxy"

 

Not alley property, bitch.

I wouldn't use FOX4 because the Fox station in Green Bay is Fox 11. Madison is Fox 47, La Crosse is Fox 25/48 and Milwaukee is Fox 6.

 

I do like Satori's post above this one.

I.........wrote......."Foxy".......first.

 

I hate you people.

Yeah, but everyone watching will be so JUDGMENTAL if I don't look like one of your Miss TimesFour contestants.

So go with X64.

quote:

Yeah, but everyone watching will be so JUDGMENTAL if I don't look like one of your Miss TimesFour contestants.

On the bright side, you don't look like me or Blair Kiel. 

There but for a great sweater go I.....

 

The sweater makes the man.  But of course the woman makes the sweater so be careful how you treat her.

....actually ex-wife's Grandma made the sweater, but I get your drift.

You posted it first Kiel, but I wrote it first

I like to let my posts breath for a few moments before I submit them

Need to make sure they are fully krausened

 

 

Technically, "ex-wife's grandma" was a woman.

quote:

You posted it first Kiel, but I wrote it first

It's funnier when you write it, too.