Maybe something like this...???
My first Packer game at Lambeau Field
courtesy of my kind and loving Grandma.
But, now's the time to get serious Packers
and beat the living crap out of them.
I can't make it too wordy. Short and to the point. Has to be read in just a couple (or three) seconds.
"I'm here. You're not. **** off" ??
Short and to the point.
SCORE SOME POINTS
La-La-La-Lambeau on FOX.
****.q
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Originally Posted by El-Kapers-Bon:
SCORE SOME POINTS
!!!! 
"Let the ass-ra............."
er, nevermind.
"My grandma has better hair than Clay Matthews!"
If you want something short and on topic (opponent Redskins):
CMIII > RGIII
I ended up with: "My First Game With Grandma Watching the Legends at Lambeau." Above the "Kohl's" I put "times 2(squared - couldn't make the superscript) and below the "expect great things" I put "On FOX." Didn't make the Lambeau cam. I haven't watched the game recording but probably didn't make it there either. But the grandson had a grand time. 
I told him next year he can paint himself up or something because that sign was acutally a PITA.
A side note: four guys two rows ahead of us ended up getting kicked out. They had taken their shirts off. Yeah, one back should have been thrown out no matter what, but a person can't help what they're born with. But they hadn't been loud and obnoxious or anything. The only thing we can think of is that there were only three of them at the start of the game and number four didn't show up until after half time and that particular bench then looked very crowded. Three Washington fans sat right in front of us but we were all polite and good natured, etc. Made sure they would all go home with excellent reports.
I love the new sound system, particularly compared to the old one.
Quiet1, I spotted you during the game. I was on the other side of the tunnel in section 131. Was surveying the crowd during a TV timeout and saw someone sort of familiar looking standing up waving a sign. Couldn't make out the whole sign but realized it was you with your grandson. I was going to come over to say hi but I decided to leave the creepy stalker moves to Tooner.