Al and the Media

Clay Matthews has his own marketing group?

I will do my part and make my new avatar. Now the 5 or 6 people who doesn't have me on ignore can bask in al's greatness on a daily basis.

I'm giving serious consideration to calling his cell and asking if I can insure an old sofa.

You really have to check out the rest of his team.

Favorites: Dewell "Butch" Clay and Darrell Guitar. The look on "Bill" Meyer's face is priceless.

The last time I saw that much ugly on one page is when someone posted the link to the Vikings Cheerleaders.

I think I know how to help these guys stretch their advertising dollars...

I can smell success on that website.

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Originally posted by Shoeless Joe:
I will do my part and make my new avatar. Now the 5 or 6 people who doesn't have me on ignore can bask in al's greatness on a daily basis.

That's more chin than a Chinese phone book.

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Originally posted by Shoeless Joe:
Now the 5 or 6 people who doesn't have me on ignore can bask in al's greatness on a daily basis.

Don't

Do these people know how famous they are?

I love the color scheme here.

Al loves the pink.

(2/22/2013 09:00:00 AM) - Al


USA Today says to stop throwing money at the problem.

Obviously, the USA Today is not funded by public sector unions.

Any advantage Head Start provides disappears by the 3rd or 4th grade. Of course, Dems hate letting facts get in the way of spending more of our money.

I was confused at first, because USA Today is what al calls "the old media" and "the old media" is always wrong*. But I think I have cracked the code for being a life coach; disregard any information that doesn't fit neatly in your myopic point of view, accept and promote anything that seems to fit, regardless of your understanding of said topic.

makes more and more sense everyday.

*"new media" sources, even fake ones, are awsum. No point in checking facts, if it is on line, it is good enough. Same with chain emails, those are particularly useful.

"Old media" is the same type of made-up boogy man as "people" and "everyone" - all sources of terrible, horrible arguments that no one made ever that Al blasts right out of the park.

One of the many things, aside from his sexiness, that makes him so attractive and of course worth emulating.

I only get my news from the same places Al does, and nothing screams factual more than "Pajamas Media"

That said, as a believer in freedom, no one has to stand up for anything. If they want to prove what complete losers they are and how much they despise the greatest nation to ever exist on the planet, it tells me all I need to know without them saying a word.

The true ignorance is that they'd remain in such a hated place, even though they are free to leave at any time. There are no fences keeping them in. As is often the case, they are usually simply those that find fault in everything. Except, of course, looking the other way whenever the spending party embarrasses themselves.

If there's someone that doesn't find fault in everything, it's Al! Not a single post on his site finds fault in anything. What a positive and upbeat guy. Jolly even.

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Originally posted by CAPackFan95:
the greatest nation to ever exist on the planet

Obviously Al has never seen Caligula. Rome had it going on for a lot longer than the USofA has been setting the tone.

I'm stunned, STUNNED that Al doesn't appreciate The Onion. Who knew he struggled so badly with satire?

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(2/25/2013 08:59:00 PM) - Al

I don't care about this nearly as much as the fact the Onion hasn't been funny in a decade plus.

(3/02/2013 07:15:00 PM) - Al

Ellis’ stat line from HOU of 27 pts, 13 asts & six stls has not been accomplished by a Bucks player in at least the last 25 years.--Bucks PR A few days ago, the big worry was where Redick would play because Ellis couldn't play point guard. It's amazing how many casual fans are writing for NBA sites. It's embarrassing.

I'm sure if I asked Al to link to all these people worrying about Ellis not playing point guard, he'd be able to come up with dozens, right?

I mean, it's not a case of Al manufacturing outrage over something that didn't occur so he can remind us he was right, and we are nothing but "casuals" comparatively?

Right?

For every dum idea Al comes up with, there are sure to be 'people' who doubted him and were rong about it. People are always out to get poor Al and attack his profundity.

What does he think about Jon Koncak

If you ever need to know what al is "thinking" one just has to take off of ignore ...

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Originally posted by chickenboy:

Great comparison! Not sure if it is a good one but using Jon Koncack of all people is pure jeenyus.

Anyway, who cares. Flacco will be the highest paid QB until the next one is.

EDIT: Makes sense now...Koncak was born in Cedar Rapids...

Though a reliable defender for much of his career, Koncak is perhaps best remembered for the six-year, US$ 13 million contract he received from the Hawks in 1989 – an unprecedented total for a reserve. The deal was roundly criticized since it paid Koncak more than Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson and Larry Bird. His large contract prevented the Hawks from taking part in any other major free agent signings for several years. As a result, he earned the derisive nickname "Jon Contract."

Courtesy of Wiki.

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If you ever need to know what al is "thinking" one just has to take off of ignore ...

Now that's taunting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by CAPackFan95:
(3/02/2013 07:15:00 PM) - Al

Ellis’ stat line from HOU of 27 pts, 13 asts & six stls has not been accomplished by a Bucks player in at least the last 25 years.--Bucks PR A few days ago, the big worry was where Redick would play because Ellis couldn't play point guard. It's amazing how many casual fans are writing for NBA sites. It's embarrassing.

How soon to al starts bitching about casual bloggers reading to much into small sample sizes?

I just discovered that Piers Morgan is a far left pundit.

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(3/05/2013 11:00:00 AM) - Al


Monta Ellis named player of the week for the 2nd time this season.

Many insist he's just another guy, but 18 point scorers are few and far between, never mind he is capable of playing the point as well. He'll almost certainly take free agency this summer, as is his option.

Many insist, do they? I know people see him as an inefficient scorer, volume shooter, and not a great option at point guard, but "just another guy?"

I think al is arguing with ghosts again.

(3/05/2013 09:00:00 AM) - Al

Why they do not call it global warming anymore. My favorite? Back before they changed the name, Dennis Miller saying people were telling him "it's colder because of global warming." And, they were serious.

Dennis Miller - expert climatologist.

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(3/08/2013 09:16:00 AM) - Al

Had to take the Rambling son to school today to transport his science fair stuff, so I'm now home watching the state tourney. Bronson Koenig, Badgers' recruit is playing for Aquinas, and Ken Lowe, a future UWGB player, is on the floor for Little Chute.

Why is this idiot sitting on his fat ass at home watching TV at 9 a.m.? Doesn't sound like freedom to me.

please stop trying to derail threads

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posted Mar 8, 10:33 AM

I think it's cute, adorable, and soooooo awwwwwww-worthy how defends his slightly-challenged life coach. Kinda admirable really!



See how they're both gazing lovingly over at my avatar of al? al is the life-coach of the stars! Screw that, of the world!!

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Originally posted by CAPackFan95:
(3/05/2013 09:00:00 AM) - Al

Why they do not call it global warming anymore. My favorite? Back before they changed the name, Dennis Miller saying people were telling him "it's colder because of global warming." And, they were serious.

Dennis Miller - expert climatologist.

Real Muricans don't believe in convection or currents. When cooking their Hot Pocket Ala King for lunch it's just Jeebus' loving embrace that is heating their pseudo food.

please stop trying to derail threads.

(4/17/2013 07:52:00 PM) - Al


Very disappointed no one is reporting the Boston crowd barely sung at all, until urged on by the anthem singer. Then, and only then, did they give enough of a damn to show that, yeah, we're kind of patriotic.

There's your ordinary, garden-variety derp and then there's your thermonuclear, weapons-grade Al derp. Aside from the way he inspires others how to think and what to say, that's why he's so special.

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(4/17/2013 09:24:00 PM) - Al

Huge blast in Waco, TX; anniversary of siege coming up...related?

This is sure to not get as much attention due to the lack of proximity to the northeast old media centers.

Al is en ****ing fuego tonight. That's some of the best manufactured butthurt I've ever seen. The fact that he sets the table with an idiotic conspiracy keyboard fart and finishes it off with a kangaroo punch to those ****ERS in the northeast is just the icing on the cake.

FYI. My brother lives not too far from that blast in Texas. He's fine. Nobody injured. Just scary

how much you want to bet at the Astro's game tomorrow they half-ass the national anthem