Al on Asia

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Originally posted by JJSD:


I'm gonna stay in Schofield where the chinks are chinks and happy to be called that.

(7/30/2013 07:35:00 PM) - Al 

Portland is a hole, people avoid parks because that's where they congregate.

Portland may as well be in Asia.  

Speaking of which, anyone want to bet anything that our hero has never spent even one second in Portland?  

I knew CAP95 lived in a ****hole.  It's never been the same since I left there.

Lemme see- San Francisco aint no Weston, and Portland aint no Brokaw.   Vail aint no Rib Mountain either. 

Piss on all y'all and your uppity nonsense.  

Betcha if they sold corn dogs at parks people would go there.

I thought this was going to be Al on Prog-Rock.

Spend a week at a company conference (excuse to get blackout drunk for 3 days really), and I come back to find out that Al Bethke thinks I live in a hole.

Of course, if I'm being honest with myself, he's right. 

There is not a single Golden Corral in the entire state of Oregon, let alone in Portland. 

But lots of homeless Asians in parks.  That's where they gather.

Too bad they don't all live in Schofield, WI.  If they did, they'd just think of themselves as chinks and be happy about it.

BTW - This crash actually happened in San Diego.  We don't have too many homeless Asians there, thankfully.  That gives us the option of going to the park.

I'm in Vancouver right now, though, and this craphole is like Portland on steroids.  I walked my in-laws' dog through the park near their house and I might as well have been in Beijing.  Of course, no one else was there but me, as people avoid such places.

It's quite stunning to learn that Al is such a man of the world.  EIGHT plane rides?  All between the TC and Chicago?  Whoa... Marco Polo thinks you should take it easy.  This only makes his worldview that much more valuable IMHO, since he's seen so much of it.

(1/14/2015 11:00:00 AM) - Al 

I have only flown eight times, four from the Cities to Chicago, and four return flights, back when I was in training at Toys R Us for management. The first flight I ever took was delayed for a long time, about 2-3 hours I think, due to weather in Chicago. We got on the plane, pulled away from the gate to make room for other planes, and sat there for a couple hours. Finally, they drove back up to the gate and let off whoever wanted to get off, as most of the passengers, probably about 2/3rd's, were using the flight as part of a two flight plan elsewhere. I got off, wandered for a few minutes, and suddenly, they hurried us back on, and once I got back on, they told everyone that the plane had to fly out of Cincinnati the next morning at 9, so, while no one knew how long it would be, this flight was going to end up in Cincy. I was seemingly the only person on the flight actually just going to Chicago, and despite the plane having been full, we left with about 3/4th's the plane empty. I think it held about 90, so we only had 15-20 folks onboard.   

Seriously...you dip****s have been following this guy for how long?

And it deserves top story status on Packer message board   jeenious

Endless entertainment.  Like some posters.

Says the dip**** who opens it, reads it, posts on it and then whines about it being there.

Geenyous.

 the derp emporium is well named

Not sure which is more tragic....Al or those that follow him around and hump his leg.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.

Your ilk really is good at whining like little girls.

Maybe IC is a little girl? Fedya, what do you think?

I hope he keeps bumping the topic.

Al is a treasure.  

Usual suspects here I see.

Remind me why Mrs. Blair Kiel refers to y'all as my "Internet loser friends."

friends?

Closest thing to.

FriendZ

Ugh, skinny bitches. Ain't got time fo dat.

And clearly you have failed miserably.

What do you have time for ?

Boobs. No not the type that posts on X4.

are we allowed to post boobs in the derp emporium ?

One for my homie Goalline.  Sydney Leroux.  

Nope, only derp allowed, but thanks anyway.

Damn Henry, that one hits the spot.

You can keep the stamp, give me the tramp