al on public educatoin

(8/27/2013 02:09:00 PM) - Al

Their primary concern at the board meeting was a bevy of complaints that local children are starving at lunch — and for the remainder of the school day — because the food they offer in the cafeteria is crappy and there isn’t nearly enough of it.--Daily Caller

Read the whole thing here. And laugh at our administration. 

How are they going to figure out how to balance the budget when they can't even figure out kids don't like wheat bread and veggies?

In sum, the food they are offering is offensive, but there is not enough of it.  Bigger portions of the offensive food would solve half the problem?  And for the love of Pete, can we stop trying to get kids to eat veggies?  If Golden Coral were in charge of school lunches, this would all be taken care of. 

(8/27/2013 02:33:00 PM) - Al

Times sure have changed!  I don't ever remember getting out of school early  for heat.... Are we raising a bunch of sallies?  I slept in a house with no air with the loudest box fan there is, I played outside taking  breaks for a drink, and rode a bus with every window down.  Guess  what....I survived!--Facebook

As I say often, we're raising a generation of complete pansies...no offense to pansies. Sitting in a school is not harmful in the least to 99% of students. The real problem here is why school is taking place in late August in buildings not designed for it.

I didn't wear seatbelts as a child, so why should people have to put kids in car seats now?  I survived.  (insert other examples of airtight al type logic).  The thing that strikes me most, and might require a little research, is just how many high backed chairs do they have at these schools that 99% of students could go to without a problem?  And what are the chances someone might need a battery changed? 

Originally posted by Al:

Of course, the weather is no joking matter if you are forced to work outside. Stay hydrated and take breaks, folks. I saw a woman out pulling weeds or something on my way to the (battery) shop, and I almost told her to get inside.

Luckily for her, I realized she has every right to make poor decisions. Mike Bloomberg, I am not.

Raising pansies indeed!

Does Al view college as a good value for students?  I ask this question because I 

think the price of tuition should double.  This way we get only the kids that really want to be there.  Start the kids out in serious debt. This is also a good way to get more production out of the future workforce.

I assume tuition would be next to free for hot women, else no one would be able to fall on them. 

Al thinks college is for elitist assholes who are pushing our once-great (dashes are also for commies) country towards socialist hellholes like what you find in that gawd-awful place that is Europe.  Education is for morons, but college girls are fun to fall on.

Of course, Al went to UW Eau Claire, but none of this applies to him.

I thought Europe had good fish n chips

If you choose to waste your income flying to Europe for fish n chips, that is your choice and as a staunch defender of freedom I support your right to make bad decisions.  Wal-Mart has the same dish that tastes just fine to me.  It also has smokin hot cashiers and is the true Murcan success story.

Anyone who has ever been to Europe is obviously not a patriot.  I, for one, refuse to apologize for loving my country.

Tim Tebow is a patriot I have heard.  I wonder if Kraft foods makes fish n chips 

I guess the season is over

do we really need this dip**** linked to the packer board.  

Probably more important during the season to link everything to a master "Iowacheese Pissing and Moaning" thread. 

Leg Humpers Parade.

I can't pass this one up.

(3/09/2015 10:00:00 AM) - Al 

Imagine the outcry if homes were 8x more expensive, gasoline, or pizza. It's a good business, because like all things the government runs, it simply expects the taxpayer to hand over their wallet and pay the bills, no matter how ridiculous. 

I simply adore the bolded sentence.  I'm still trying to figure out how a home could become 8X more gasoline, or 8X more pizza.

I guess that's just my pinko libtard college education coming through.  

Fixed that for you.

Ask Boris.  Houses in the Bay area are 8X more expensive today than they were 14 hours ago.

Note: Bay area housing is only 3X more gasoline and 5.3X more pizza than they were 14 hours ago.

Mmmm ... pizza house.

I never attended a community collage

Well, a stamp was 29 cents.

Gas was a shade over a buck

The cost of eggs has tripled.  

Movie tickets were about 4 bucks (movies will soon be dead)

An ounce of gold was about 350 bucks 

A new chevy truck was way cheaper, the tin of coffee cost way less, and a gallon of ice cream was really a gallon.  

It's almost like if you cherry pick numbers and use anecdotes to prove your point that you can say about anything you want on the internet.  

I think ultimately al didn't get laid in college, and we all have to pay for that sad time in his life.  

He was Harrelsoned.  Seems to be happening a lot lately.

The externalization of nerd virginity.  It's like toxic waste.

Al is a fat circle.

EKB, where did you find that?  

I googled "chickenboy" and "shame closet."