Al on Sexism

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Do they serve donkey burgers at Hooters? I need to ask because the last time I was actually there, the food sucked so bad I swore I'd never go back.

Judging by his pic, he's a staunch supporter of Hooters wings too.

Boneless only, as bones in food are for Communists and dogs.

Never apologize for being patriotic.

Al has bad arches, so he probably falls a lot. If he did at any Hooters in the Wausau/SPASH/Schofield area, he'd probably land on 3 4 7 8 more attractive women than that.

Breasturants are a career path in Floriduh.

Hooters
Winghouse
Mugs n' Jugs
O'Boobigans (yes, really)

Just to name a few. All of these establishments employ the finest pre-strippers "working their way through school".

As someone that deals with staff, management and IT (some guy's cousin who has a A+ certification from 2002), I can safely say these establishments are the apotheosis of the tea-idiot conservative mindset. Fat and stupid.

I'm going to open a joint called Tits and Gruel and rake in the dough from patriots like Al.

I always liked the name TaTa(s) for Now.

my wife is not a fan of Hooters, I now know it is because she is a communist.

Now I have to find out what she has been doing burning through my credit cards, clearly not shopping like I thought.

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Originally posted by El-Ka-Bong:
my wife is not a fan of Hooters, I now know it is because she is a communist.

Mine either.

Probably donating the funds to FEMA death camps.

(3/02/2013 03:19:00 PM) - Al

In my Groupon today, there is a four camera security system that hooks up to your DVR, that you can access online or view when you get home. I suppose it would be worthwhile if you wanted to spy on your nanny, but I have to chuckle at the idea of spending $150 to watch the Rambling dog sleep and occasionally get up to stretch and itch. Let's be honest, we all know most of these will be purchased in hopes of seeing some young woman changing.

*blink blink*

A home security system. Home. As in "please buy this system of cameras so you can see things IN YOUR OWN HOME".

And, Al thinks most will be used to see young women changing. In your home. Where family members live.

*blink*

Those smokin' hot Wal-Mart cashiers have to change into their smocks somewhere. Why not at Al's, so he can fall down and land on 5 of them?

Grown anonymous men making fun a blogger's weight and appearance of whom they have never met.

And the Crew forum gets purged every offseason...

Says the dried turd stuck to the bowl.

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Originally posted by DH13:
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Making fun? For shame. We are celebrating one Al Bethke. He is a shining beacon in the dark days of our current situation.

Grown anonymous man (singular) following around another anonymous man as a life coach.

...and your posts never get purged. We like keeping them around

An anonymous subset of grown men giggling and feeding off of each other in the back of the virtual school bus.

Shameful.

We should be positive and kind in our words about everyone.

Just like al.

What? That would mean actually owning what you say and do. Much easier to act like a passive aggressive twat and blame everyone else.

I own what I say as much as you believe you own this message board.

And if you feel I am playing the blame game, then your above post is playing the same game.

Also, I commend you for taking the hard road when coming up with the t-word above. I have to stop taking the easy way out and call someone a poopy face or something like that.

How Dare you! Al owns EVERYTHING he says...

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(2/20/2013 08:17:00 PM) - Al

Dekker is still very raw defensively. If he was a bad shooter, I'd say he was awful.

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(3/03/2013 12:25:00 PM) - Al

I'm just going to say it...I wonder if Sam Dekker will stick around for four years. He's the best freshman to play for the Badgers since Rashard Griffith. And, he doesn't appear to be even close to reaching his ceiling.

Let the butthurt continue.

Maybe we should move the Al forum up on the batting order and put it right below the main board...

Oh, you are such a perfect little Minnesotan.

I stopped worrying about style points when dealing with idiots a long time ago. I'm the guy that sticks his finger in your eye because you need it.

For someone who claims such hurt at the hands of anonymous people you sure like to talk about my relatives. People who exude more charisma and sincerity in a fleeting moment than you will experience in your whole life. Double standard? Of course not. Yet regardless of your little envious barbs my family just continues on being interesting, eclectic good people.

I know it must be painful to be boring, but trying to manufacture some righteous indignation over a ****ing internet BB and some idiot Murican blog is hilariously entertaining for me. Especially when you try to run to some kind of high road like you're doing now.

I can just imagine your pouty scrunched up face as you type away. The proverbial wet hen.

A post your second cousin's brother the preacher would be proud of. Bravo!

Perfection. I feel so aggrieved.

BTW, my uncle was the priest who became a Quaker, adopted 14 kids from S.E. Asia and Central America and recently retired from the orphanage he ran in Roanoke. He's basically a stinkin' religious hippy. Super fun guy to talk to. You would really like him.

Wait, you might want to check with Al first as my uncle is obviously an overt danger to the greatest country on the face of the universe ever and for ever.

Don't worry, I bet your cat did something hilarious just the other day.

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Originally posted by Henry:
BTW, my uncle was the priest who became a Quaker, adopted 14 kids from S.E. Asia and Central America and recently retired from the orphanage he ran in Roanoke. He's basically a stinkin' religious hippy. Super fun guy to talk to. You would really like him.

Sounds like an interesting fella. Does he hang out in any Quaker forums? I would love to get to know him...