John Kuhn. All-Pro FB and multiple Pro Bowls.
If I had a son, I'd be teaching him to block adequately and run with a football for three yards and fall down. Then I'd feed him whatever Al eats.
This is all secondary to your son having the most important attribute. A short monosyllabic name that is unmistakable and easy to pronounce thereby leading to a rock star cult like following for reasons no one can easily explain.
Kind of like Hawk ......except without the rock star cult like following.
Those actually are boos.