Bigger threats to America and the American way of life?

Not sure why college-aged women - with the dash - was not one of the choices.  

 

Not to mention, the fact that Al asked for help from someone else instead of pulling himself up by his own damn bootstraps only reveals him as a Commie.

I think the bigger threat is people posting this stuff to the Packer forum. 

why, cause nobody died? 

 

sicko

The biggest issue I have with this is Al trying to convince us he's ever dated college aged women.  He didn't even date college aged women when he was college aged.

"Dating" and "falling on" are pretty easy to confuse if you're too busy fighting for freedom.

Once they're dead, they're no longer a threat, dumbass.

Sitting down in a high backed chair causes lower left abdomen pain (muscular in nature) but fastening a belt in the front causes back pain.

 

Al is fascinating. Simply fascinating.  

easy Dahmer, we get where you are going with this

MOCK AL AT YOUR OWN RISK CASUALS!  

How come you guys never email Al and offer helpful hints and suggestions for future posts ? Or tell him how much you agree with his outlook on life ?

 

I'm certain he'd love to hear from you

 

ramblingalb@yahoo.com

 

 

I've emailed Al several times, mostly asking him to hold another chat on his site.  

 

He doesn't like it when I keep pestering him about it.  

 

He really doesn't like to be contacted by the world outside his miserable little bubble.

Al likely embraces his plight or blight for that matter.  Proudly sharing his war wounds fighting for our freedom to scam some fast food joint or to even the score with the 'Man'. 

 

 

Is there a biography out there somewhere on Al?  I need to know more about this guy!

aside from the cryptic messages on his blog, he mentors chickenboy.  The rest is a mystery. 

Well he did write this...

 

 

He sold 435 copies, which coincidentally enough is the exact number of Congressmen in the House of Representatives.

...more than a coincidence, I see.

I'm concerned about Al.  Has his belt attacked him again today?  Maybe suspenders tried choking him to death?

 

 

Truly hilarious

 

Just rub some Boo Berry and pie filling on it Big Al you nancy boy

John Jolly playing offensive line if he wants to.

I guess we better add shampoo to the list of Murca-hating Commie things that injure poor Al:

 

(1/29/2014 04:13:00 PM) - Al 
 

Pulled or strained muscle just below my left shoulder blade while shampooing.

Immense pain ever since. Where exactly do people manage to find painkillers on the street?

WTF has he got to shampoo?!?! My guess is he pulled something reaching for one of the pecan pies that are in orbit around him. 

 

We know Al has virtually no hair. So I'm guessing he was shampooing 20 year old carpet.

I'd like to shampoo 20 year old carpet.

 

 

Would you do that by dating or falling on?

Over.

There's 20 year old carpet and Al's 20 year old carpet. You can find both on a street corner but you're not shampooing one without a machine.

Then again maybe you could. Or should.

I'd be more interested in the cream rinse....

Under!

jesus ****

.q

shampoo to Al is like AstroTurf to Terry Allen's ACLs 

 

it's amazing he didn't sever an artery while typing up his latest musings. 

 

Just thinking about this "Al" character makes me feel very sad.

Rape is real Murican values.

Nikolai Volkoff requests that you stand and respect his singing of the Soviet anthem.

Add "The Sun" to the list of threats

 

(6/04/2014 10:30:00 AM) - Al

So my left arm has been unbearably itchy the last few days, as I put it on the window when I drive (I stopped rolling up my dress shirt, so that helps), and I get sunlight on it...even when it's cloudy, it gets enough. I have some sort of sun allergy, you can look up sun rash or sun allergy. I also have vitiligo, which is an area that does not tan. I only have it on my elbows, so it's not as noticeable as others in my family, who have it on their knuckles and on the arm.

Anyway, I looked it up to find out how to treat it, and I was surprised to see they recommended calamine lotion and cold compresses, and oral antihistamines. I did not take any Benadryl yet, as it makes you sleepy, but I'm amazed how nice a cool washcloth feels on it, although it leaves the sofa wet.

 

 

...although it leaves the sofa wet.

 

"So did your mom!" - Stifler 

I suspect he is a vampire, but not the sexy kind. 

What do you suppose is the Golden Coral of humans?  Floridians? 

 

 

Still think Al has a stable of ghostwriters. Or maybe I just underestimate the amount derp possible from one person.