Coolest Football Names

bert farve

crazy-legs hirsch

Bushea Mcclellin

Barkevious Mingo

OK, now you guys are just making **** up. Pretty sure his name is Brent and what mother names their son Crazy Legs? And IC, we get it, but trying to induce orgasms in Pakrz? Not a good thing?

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Originally posted by Tdog:
Barkevious Mingo

Oh yeah. Future Cleveland Brown, I hope.

Goalline Rapes Homeless Cats.

I think that's an Angolan name.

I forgot to put the Click Click on both ends of it. He's actually part Ethiopian.

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Originally posted by JJSD:
Goalline Rapes Homeless Cats.

Piss off, I found homes for everyone of those cats...afterwards.

Atari Bigby

Not all of them.

Mike Hunt

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Originally posted by JJSD:
I forgot to put the Click Click on both ends of it. He's actually part Ethiopian.

Someone's been watching South Park. Henry is almost right. It is Angoran, JJ's favorite breed of goat...for feltching.

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Originally posted by JJSD:
Not all of them.

It found a home...eventually. Thank you Craigslist.

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Originally posted by chickenboy:
Mike Hunt

In your case that should read, My ****, you pussy.

Angoran? Is that Asian for Angolan?

You're quite a stew of backgrounds, Click Click Goalline Rapes Homeless Cats Click Click.

Gramatically incorrect. The clicks never come at the beginning of the sentence. American education. Sheesh!

Sorry. I'll try to work more Asian influence into it as well, Goarrine Rapes Homeress Cats Crick Crick.

Richie Incognito
Harry Colon
Atari Bigby
Dick Butkus
Deacon Jones
Mercury Morris
Red Grange
Bronco Nagurski
Jack Ham
Lynn Swann
Garo Yepremian (or however that is spelled)

Geez Mawper

Wallace

I get making Angoran sweaters out of cats. But rape is just piling on.

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Originally posted by da Yooper:
Richie Incognito
Harry Colon
Atari Bigby
Dick Butkus
Deacon Jones
Mercury Morris
Red Grange
Bronco Nagurski
Jack Ham
Lynn Swann
Garo Yepremian (or however that is spelled)

Stay on topic, please. Not a single dead cat in that post.

Cool names though. Thanks!

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Originally posted by JJSD:
Sorry. I'll try to work more Asian influence into it as well, Goarrine Rapes Homeress Cats Crick Crick.

Is that Accidentally Racist?

http://www.nytimes.com/roomfor...-lyrical-provocation

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Originally posted by ChilliJon:
I get making Angoran sweaters out of cats. But rape is just piling on.

They had it coming. [Now, that's just crass].

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Originally posted by Goalline:
Is that Accidentally Racist?

No, it's not accidental.

Stupid Whitey.

Shaky Smithson. I want pizza.

Harry Colon & Reggie Tongue

Two of my favorite football names

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Originally posted by Rain Boris:
Harry Colon & Reggie Tongue

Two of my favorite football names

shocking

Not the NFL, but I.M. Hipp.

When you say Fair Hooker you've said it all.

Lucious Pusey

http://espn.go.com/college-foo...148900/lucious-pusey

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Antonio Dingle

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Originally posted by Goalline:
They had it coming. [Now, that's just crass].

Are you following the whole Asian theme and really mean "class" or do you just mean crass?

That Caucasian from Detroit a few years back with the last name "Beer"

Tootie Robbins

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Originally posted by Satori:
Lucious Pusey

http://espn.go.com/college-foo...148900/lucious-pusey

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Old family name.