Coolest Football Names

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Originally posted by Henry:
Old family name.

of course it is...

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Originally posted by Pikes Peak:
When you say Fair Hooker you've said it all.

That was the first name I thought of when I saw this thread opened up. Was a Cleveland Brown from 1969 through 1974.

Hannibal Navies

Craphonso Thorpe...

baseball : Rusty Kuntz

football : Paul Coffman

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Originally posted by Iowacheese:

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Originally posted by Rain Boris:
Harry Colon & Reggie Tongue

Two of my favorite football names

shocking

I've been waiting for you to respond

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Originally posted by JJSD:

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Originally posted by Goalline:
Is that Accidentally Racist?

No, it's not accidental.

Stupid Whitey.

Not your fault you can pronounce "l" correctly. Your fault though that you can't do math for ****.

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Originally posted by Henry:


Shaky Smithson. I want pizza.

Code for teenage boy?

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Originally posted by antiworst:
Not the NFL, but I.M. Hipp.

No you are not?

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Originally posted by Satori:
Lucious Pusey

http://espn.go.com/college-foo...148900/lucious-pusey

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Whatever. I still think you are in the closet.

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Originally posted by ChilliJon:

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Originally posted by Goalline:
They had it coming. [Now, that's just crass].

Are you following the whole Asian theme and really mean "class" or do you just mean crass?

That's racist. I'd send my asian buddy to kung fu your sorry ass, but he has just lost his drivers license again.

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Originally posted by Goalline:

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Originally posted by antiworst:
Not the NFL, but I.M. Hipp.

No you are not?

Actually, I think he is:

Why does he have to be your "asian" buddy? Can't he just be your buddy?

And I'm sorry to hear he rost his riscense.

Marion Butts.

You must really hate chinamen.

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Originally posted by Herschel:
Marion Butts.

Team him up with Natrone Means.

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Originally posted by Goalline:
You must really hate chinamen.

Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-Americans, please.

Al and I call them chinks - at least when we're anywhere near Central Wisconsin - because they like it.

Try to keep up.

Thank you. Clearly, Brak is a h-word.

Brazil have both Kaka and Dudu.

Chingamen is no good?

Chingachgook would seem to cover multiple ethnic groups.

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Originally posted by Boris:
Chingamen is no good?

Only in Sheboygan , apparently.

Montee Ball

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Originally posted by Goalline:

Whatever. I still think you are in the closet.

Nah, that was Mr. Davenport making a delivery

Speaking of Najeh

Plaxico is not just the best football name, it is the best name period.

HeHateMe

P.K. Sam
Ryan Leaf
Thaddeus Lewis
Elvis Grbac
Mister Alexander
BenJarvus Green-Ellis
B.J. Sander (I'm sorry, but "B.J." lol I'm 14)
Brady Poppinga
D'Brickashaw Ferguson
Peerless Price
Wonderful Terrific Monds III
Taimi Tutogi
Blidi Wreh-Wilson
Cole Zwiefellhofer
Star Lotulelei
Ray Ray Armstrong

JAYMO!!!

Ray Nitschke
Otis Sistrunk
Ray Guy
Bart Starr
Cliff Branch
Joe Montana
Golden Richards
Emerson Boozer
Michael Stonebreaker

Mac Speedie
Marion Motley
Jim Kiick

Bob Lurtzema
Jim Catcavage
Curly Culp
Roman Gabriel
Cookie Gilchrist
Lamar Lundy
Hoyle Grangie (sp)?
Hewert Dixon
Jim Grabowski
Pete Gogolak
Homer Jones

Sonny Sixkiller

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Originally posted by El-Ka-Bong:
Montee Ball

Always makes me think of this.

C'mon, guys. The coolest football name is Bart Starr. Hands down.

Johnny Unitas is a fairly distant second. But there's no doubt he's a GOOD second! And, a deserving second.

Bart Starr and Johnny Unitas. Cool as it gets.

Fabian Schär
Marco Streller
Fabian Frei
Marcelo Diaz

Jim Schwantz
Captain Munerlyn
Ron Mexico