Fedya posted:An even older joke:
Q: What's the only kind of wood that doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.
Too soon.
Not quite as old....
Q. Where does Christa McAuliffe vacation?
A. All up and down the east coast.
I am happy for Jordy- by all accounts a good dude. But I am a Packers fan. I root for them...
Looks like Raiders are my number 2 team this year. That's if I watch the NFL. Will miss yah in Green Bay Jordy!!!!! Like YATITTLE said: I hope you rip it up! Very seldom I follow a single player. Jordy is one of my select few. Go Jordy!!!!
How ridiculously good is Rodgers in that Jordy video? All those pinpoint passes. I also love the way Jordy has that little cutback move to leave DBs in the dust.
What struck me in the video is how close Jordy was to getting about 10 more TDs--often out of bounds or tackled inside the 10 after a long gain. Wonder how many he had like that over his whole career.
I know this is Goldieish, but it is what it is...
We will all go through separation anxiety this season. But I'm glad he went to the AFC. I hope he has a good year.
Nooooooooooooo!
That black shirt just looks wrong. But it looks like he's laboring a bit running, which may be about right.
Wait.
He's pregnant?
Fandame posted:That black shirt just looks wrong. But it looks like he's laboring a bit running, which may be about right.
No pain no gain
True most of the time
Esox posted:I know this is Goldieish, but it is what it is...
Yeehaaa, Iâve made it into timesfour lore.....thanks Esox. 
NOthing here
So sad.
Not pithy.
Not creative.
Not remotely original.
Is the fact that someone is replying the sole reason for posting that?
Attention---positive or negative doesn't matter?
Dude, do a little self-reflection.
Still nothing
Bud Grant still looks young and vibrant because heâs the crown jewel of Viking accomplishment 40 years after he decided to stop failing.
Why is this clown still here?
It's a bit like a marriage- both parties have to want to make it work and the Packers weren't really interested. Time will ultimately tell if they were correct in the desire to move on (my view is likely yes).
Some little kid just got on the mic during Q & A at the Packers tailgate tour looked at Mark Murphy and said âWhy did you cut Jordy Nelson?â Not his call but one of the funniest things Iâve seen @jasonjwilde @AndrewBrandt pic.twitter.com/6rBnSmrHG4
â Greg (@gregclerkin) April 10, 2018
I kinda feel like that little kid. I'll miss Jordy in Green and Yellow.
But I understand he was NEVER gonna get the money from GB that he got in OAK. Good for him.
Sometimes the business side of football really sucks.
Cutting Jordy was one of those times.
It's a matter of 1 year too soon rather than 1 year too late. It sucks âđïļ but it's the nature of the business. I don't believe Jordy is worth what Oakland gave him. However, I'll be rooting for him every Sunday.
Thunderbird posted:I kinda feel like that little kid. I'll miss Jordy in Green and Yellow.
But I understand he was NEVER gonna get the money from GB that he got in OAK. Good for him.
I think Jordy would have happily stayed in GB for less money than the Raiders are giving him. GB didnât want him.
Based on what? Gut or fact?
GB offered less money, Nelson said no.
Based on what? Gut or Fact?
Just kidding