…because it’s (Schadenfreude) football
…because if Fedya and Bong’s combined wit made a movie, it would be called Ishtar.
…because Tschmack is missing the game as he volunteers as a motivational speaker at the teen crisis center on Thursdays.
****Kiss my ass if you think this thread started too early, it’s double coupon night at the Golden Corral and the chocolate fountain sells out early****
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I won't say this often - but go Eagles!
What are the odds of an 0-2 team making the playoffs? Like 10%? Might be higher now with a 17 game schedule.
Oh boy, a chance to test Prime's defenses!
You could have returned from your 4:30 dinner with hours to spare to start the game thread.
Fly Eagles Fly..
0-2 start would be glorious.
@Fedya posted:You could have returned from your 4:30 dinner with hours to spare to start the game thread.
You focus on that and not your Ishtar insult? I don’t even know you anymore.
Hoping the Eagles give the numbskols a demoralizing drubbing. This is one of the few times I'll root for Philadelphia.
@Blair Kiel posted:You focus on that and not your Ishtar insult? I don’t even know you anymore.
I wouldn't be working on a movie with Elko Bong.
So the NFLN just ripped Cousins for a good 5 minutes rattling on about how’s he’s an over thinker and it causes him to make too many mistakes as a QB. I’m sure that will ease his mind hearing that. 😂😂
Tony Gonzalez saying that the vikings should trade Kark to the Jets, as the Jets don't have a QB. He also alluded to the vikings saying they don't want Kark, in Minnesota, next season, so trading him now, may make sense. Never heard anything about the vikings not wanting Kark, before.
Tony Gonzalez is absolutely terrible as an analyst.
I think it's inappropriate for the NFL to continue play games this soon following the injury to Rodgers.
Might be the worst thread title ever. Lazy job again Keele
@Fedya posted:I wouldn't be working on a movie with Elko Bong.
I hear Charles Manson refused to work with Bong on his biopic… he felt that Bong’s obsession with Squeaky Fromme’s allure would overwhelm the film.
@Iowacheese posted:Might be the worst thread title ever. Lazy job again Keele
You had two words in that entire sentence with more than one syllable. I don’t feel as if you are much of a challenger.
This pregame show on Amazon is terrible. Which is saying a lot considering the other ones that are out there.
@Blair Kiel posted:You had two words in that entire sentence with more than one syllable. I don’t feel as if you are much of a challenger.
4 words.
I've heard Philly's run defense is good. How is their pass defense?
@Tundra
Doubled his output. A couple had THREE syllables. Three syllables is the point that he is sounding out words.
It's a bit of damned if we do/don't.
I want the Eagles to catch a loss any time they play, but the pleasure is greater with a Vikes loss.
I think the Iggles would be a much tougher opponent in a playoff environment, so a Vikes victory wouldn't be the worst thing. But then, we'd never get out of earshot of their fans crowing.
So... I'm going for the tie. C'mon sister-kisser!
Oh, and let me just hurl right now……Al Michaels announcing?? 🤮 🤮 🤮
@packerboi posted:This pregame show on Amazon is terrible. Which is saying a lot considering the other ones that are out there.
People actually watch the pre-game shows?
Congratulations Goldie.
You are the first non-Russian to think Al Michaels is a bad announcer.
@packerboi posted:Jalen Carter is going to be a serious pain in the ass so long as he stays focused on football.
PFF rated him as the DLman with the highest grade in Week 1.
I'd hate to see what was better than Wyatt's performance...
@Blair Kiel posted:Congratulations Goldie.
You are the first non-Russian to think Al Michaels is a bad announcer.
Amazon with all their billions got 🤮 Al Michaels as the announcer?? 🤬
Wow, nice pass Hurts.
@Goldie posted:Amazon with all their billions got 🤮 Al Michaels as the announcer?? 🤬
You wanted Paul Harvey?
That should have been six, but Hurts couldn't get it there.
Hurts to get only three after that bomb, downfield.
Any streams working? Gracias
@Blair Kiel posted:You wanted Paul Harvey?
Did Paul EVER do sports announcing??
@Goldie posted:Did Paul EVER do sports announcing??
That would be the rest of the story
Did I just see the three Watt brothers doing a taco commercial??? Was it really ALL the Watt brothers??
Is Ishtar a worse movie than Best Defense?
Goldie is more of a Curt Gowdy type of girl.
