Does anyone think hank is losing his mind? 
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quote:Originally posted by Fedya:
I thought everybody had him on ignore.
Happy little dead "B" movie actors.
Henry, where did you find that picture of my ENG 110 instructor?
quote:Originally posted by Henry:quote:Originally posted by Fedya:
I thought everybody had him on ignore.
Happy little dead "B" movie actors.
Man, could you imagine the rat's nest this guy calls his pubes?
quote:Originally posted by PackFoo:
Man, could you imagine the rat's nest this guy calls his pubes?(quoted for bong) I loathe you.
I think the better question is why or how you could come up with that?
I hang my hat at X4...or as I like to call it "Disturbia."
The most important question is...would you lick his kids' heads?
quote:Originally posted by BackThePack:quote:Originally posted by PackFoo:
Man, could you imagine the rat's nest this guy calls his pubes?(quoted for bong) I loathe you.
I think the better question is why or how you could come up with that?no way somebody does a double quote here, that would be stupid.
He just does not seem to be himself lately! Perhaps its the holiday stressors. Perhaps its the midlife crisis blues. Perhaps he is worried about TT. I am concerned though! Any thoughts folks?
I must have missed that, where did he post any concern for Thompson?
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
He just does not seem to be himself lately! Perhaps its the holiday stressors. Perhaps its the midlife crisis blues. Perhaps he is worried about TT. I am concerned though! Any thoughts folks?
Are you trying to say it is the kinder, gentler Henry?
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:quote:Originally posted by BackThePack:quote:Originally posted by PackFoo:
Man, could you imagine the rat's nest this guy calls his pubes?(quoted for bong) I loathe you.
I think the better question is why or how you could come up with that?
He just does not seem to be himself lately! Perhaps its the holiday stressors. Perhaps its the midlife crisis blues. Perhaps he is worried about TT. I am concerned though! Any thoughts folks?
Reading problems?
quote:Originally posted by Attack of the Pack:
The most important question is...would you lick his kids' heads?
I am not into squirrel. Don't ask me how I know this, but Bob Ross used to raise squirrels and he referred to them as his "children."
Bob Ross & Son
Squirrels are rats with fuzzy tails.
Rat skeleton
Squirrel skeleton
Only good squirrel is a dead squirrel.
Rat skeleton
Squirrel skeleton
Only good squirrel is a dead squirrel.
I thought it was only Henry's friends that could address him as Hank
quote:Originally posted by Hauser:
I thought it was only Henry's friends that could address him as Hank
It's better than **** face, which is common.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:quote:Originally posted by BackThePack:quote:Originally posted by PackFoo:
Man, could you imagine the rat's nest this guy calls his pubes?(quoted for bong) I loathe you.
I think the better question is why or how you could come up with that?
He just does not seem to be himself lately! Perhaps its the holiday stressors. Perhaps its the midlife crisis blues. Perhaps he is worried about TT. I am concerned though! Any thoughts folks?
I've had the hiccups for 4 months.
Deep down inside I think Henry has a soft spot for TT and #4. I also beleive hank tries to put up a wall around himself. I am not a therapist but this could harbor a LOT of anxiety and deep down choked up feelings. Perhaps a major seratonin imbalance. Lets all work together and get Hank back on track. Thanksquote:Originally posted by GBFanForLife:quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
He just does not seem to be himself lately! Perhaps its the holiday stressors. Perhaps its the midlife crisis blues. Perhaps he is worried about TT. I am concerned though! Any thoughts folks?
Are you trying to say it is the kinder, gentler Henry?
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:Deep down inside I think Henry has a soft spot for TT and #4. I also beleive hank tries to put up a wall around himself. I am not a therapist but this could harbor a LOT of anxiety and deep down choked up feelings. Perhaps a major seratonin imbalance. Lets all work together and get Hank back on track. Thanksquote:Originally posted by GBFanForLife:quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
He just does not seem to be himself lately! Perhaps its the holiday stressors. Perhaps its the midlife crisis blues. Perhaps he is worried about TT. I am concerned though! Any thoughts folks?
Are you trying to say it is the kinder, gentler Henry?
I do what every healthy individual does . . . I keep the pain deep, deep down inside so it has several layers of dysfunction to filter through before coming out as scathing sarcasm.
How much did this cost me?
Hank! I am very pleased to hear you make a first step towards your recovery. Admitting your shortcomings and taking on your demonds is not easy. Remember one day at a time. Deal with today and tackle tomorrow tomorrow. I am here for you. Hopefully others will be behind you during your time of need. All you have is today. Except the things you cannot change.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank! I am very pleased to hear you make a first step towards your recovery. Admitting your shortcomings and taking on your demonds is not easy. Remember one day at a time. Deal with today and tackle tomorrow tomorrow. I am here for you. Hopefully others will be behind you during your time of need. All you have is today. Except the things you cannot change.
Is this who he is taking on?
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank! I am very pleased to hear you make a first step towards your recovery. Admitting your shortcomings and taking on your demonds is not easy. Remember one day at a time. Deal with today and tackle tomorrow tomorrow. I am here for you. Hopefully others will be behind you during your time of need. All you have is today. Except the things you cannot change.
Should I masturbate more?
Are you taking this seriously or not HANK! For a split second we were starting to think you were on the path of recovery. Making jokes about your illness is fine if you take your illness seriously. That is healthy. Masturbation is healthy but that is a private matter that should be shared with yourself. Nobody else.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Masturbation is healthy but that is a private matter that should be shared with yourself. Nobody else.
Don't knock group masturbation until you've tried it.
quote:Originally posted by Hungry5:quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Masturbation is healthy but that is a private matter that should be shared with yourself. Nobody else.
Don't knock group masturbation until you've tried it. it's starting again
I think the Brits called it Wet Biscuit. Is that a metaphor for my malady?
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Are you taking this seriously or not HANK! For a split second we were starting to think you were on the path of recovery. Making jokes about your illness is fine if you take your illness seriously.
I always take crazy seriously. Doesn't answering all these posts just make me a gigantic narcissist?
I did not want to discuss your illness to this extent online. But you asked me a question. By the way I am a mental health therapist.quote:Originally posted by Henry:quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Are you taking this seriously or not HANK! For a split second we were starting to think you were on the path of recovery. Making jokes about your illness is fine if you take your illness seriously.
I always take crazy seriously. Doesn't answering all these posts just make me a gigantic narcissist? Dr. Phil, are you aware of the dangers of the 'silent killer?'
Yes Hank you have excessive love of yourself. You adore your body and your cranial capacity. Unfortunately your unconscious deficits in self esteem register under normal limits set of the standard. Your gratification from admiration with self was clearly documented in your self fondling post. The unconscious demorilization of unsaid humanity is a serious malady. This will take an excessive treatment plan accompanied by a regimented med cocktail plan.
Henry could you tell me what disney animal reminds you of yourself? Would you classify yourself as a Ice Queen? As said of being affected with narcissism most have personality trait rather then a chemical imbalance. Ubfortunately Hank you are affected with both. God bless in your recovery.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Except the things you cannot change.
I agree, Randy! If you can't change it, and you don't like it, just ignore it.
Glad to see you're out of the big house. Ever find anything worth reading?
Alright,I think Randy found moms key to the liquor cabinet. 
quote:Originally posted by Henry:quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:quote:Originally posted by BackThePack:quote:Originally posted by PackFoo:
Man, could you imagine the rat's nest this guy calls his pubes?(quoted for bong)
I think the better question is why or how you could come up with that?
He just does not seem to be himself lately! Perhaps its the holiday stressors. Perhaps its the midlife crisis blues. Perhaps he is worried about TT. I am concerned though! Any thoughts folks?
I've had the hiccups for 4 months. You are all dumber for having read this. For the love of jerry, can we please stop the redundancy of redundant content?
Try a glass of water.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:I did not want to discuss your illness to this extent online. But you asked me a question. By the way I am a mental health therapist.quote:Originally posted by Henry:quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Are you taking this seriously or not HANK! For a split second we were starting to think you were on the path of recovery. Making jokes about your illness is fine if you take your illness seriously.
I always take crazy seriously. Doesn't answering all these posts just make me a gigantic narcissist? Dr. Phil, are you aware of the dangers of the 'silent killer?'
Yes Hank you have excessive love of yourself. You adore your body and your cranial capacity. Unfortunately your unconscious deficits in self esteem register under normal limits set of the standard. Your gratification from admiration with self was clearly documented in your self fondling post. The unconscious demorilization of unsaid humanity is a serious malady. This will take an excessive treatment plan accompanied by a regimented med cocktail plan.
Henry could you tell me what disney animal reminds you of yourself? Would you classify yourself as a Ice Queen? As said of being affected with narcissism most have personality trait rather then a chemical imbalance. Ubfortunately Hank you are affected with both. God bless in your recovery. What if I picked a different color, would that make it stop?
I like Gladiator movies. Couldn't you just prescribe something?
BTW, I'm not skeered of your "Mental Health Therapist" powers. I'm taking lessons.
Hank your assignment for the rest of the evening is as follows. Make a list of all people you have harmed and become WILLING to make amends to them all. 
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank your assignment for the rest of the evening is as follows. Make a list of all people you have harmed and become WILLING to make amends to them all.
How about all the people I've hammed instead?
Pressed Ham
1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
quote:Originally posted by Henry:quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank your assignment for the rest of the evening is as follows. Make a list of all people you have harmed and become WILLING to make amends to them all.
How about all the people I've hammed instead?
Pressed Ham
1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
I Like Bacon
Hank I wrote this for you.Some of us have been bowed down with burdens of guilt,shame,bitterness,fear,and discouragement since childhood. We are tired of trying to stand,let alone walk under such a heavy load. As we allow our higher power to infuse our soul will we only then receive the gift of peace.quote:Originally posted by Henry:quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank your assignment for the rest of the evening is as follows. Make a list of all people you have harmed and become WILLING to make amends to them all.
How about all the people I've hammed instead?
Pressed Ham
1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank I wrote this for you.Some of us have been bowed down with burdens of guilt,shame,bitterness,fear,and discouragement since childhood. We are tired of trying to stand,let alone walk under such a heavy load. As we allow our higher power to infuse our soul will we only then receive the gift of peace.
You should try hunting or fishing instead,it's food for the soul,and cheapier on the wallet then a shrink.
p.s. lay off the sauce. It's not new years eve until tomorrow.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
By the way I am a mental health therapist.
In the same way PackerJoe is a draft expert?
Don't really have anything to add, just wanted to post a picture of Gary Coleman somewhere.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:Hank I wrote this for you.Some of us have been bowed down with burdens of guilt,shame,bitterness,fear,and discouragement since childhood. We are tired of trying to stand,let alone walk under such a heavy load. As we allow our higher power to infuse our soul will we only then receive the gift of peace.quote:Originally posted by Henry:quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank your assignment for the rest of the evening is as follows. Make a list of all people you have harmed and become WILLING to make amends to them all.
How about all the people I've hammed instead?
Pressed Ham
1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
Sorry, I don't do AA. It's a good thing for lots of people but I find it gets infused with religion, which I personally believe is one of the biggest blights in human history.
As far as the rest of your diagnosis, a little off. You definitely came close on some things but then I can't ask for much considering you're doing a evaluation on a Packers BB. But I appreciate the effort. The comedy was more fun though.
quote:Originally posted by Tobias:
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over— an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
OOPS. Being a mental therapist and all I am not a computer wizard. Could someone explain to me how to post a picture? If you would so kindly.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
OOPS. Being a mental therapist and all I am not a computer wizard. Could someone explain to me how to post a picture? If you would so kindly.
hold down alt+F4 key
Man. I forgot just how hot the Mom from "A Christmas Story" was.
quote:You adore your body and your cranial capacity. Unfortunately your unconscious deficits in self esteem register under normal limits set of the standard. Your gratification from admiration with self was clearly documented in your self fondling post. The unconscious demorilization of unsaid humanity is a serious malady. This will take an excessive treatment plan accompanied by a regimented med cocktail plan.
So, doesn't this apply to like, 75% of the posters that frequent x4??
When I opened this I thought we were talking about Hank the Tank, not Henry.
Now I am deeply depressed so could someone recommend a good med cocktail for me? I also could use something strong to get that image of Ms. Close out of my mind.
Please be aware if you are taking this med serious side affects such as abdominal wall breakdown can occur! Nothing to sneeze at!quote:Originally posted by El-Ka-Bong:
Brak got me hooked on this
Can you explain to me what you see in her boobs?quote:Originally posted by Blair Kiel:
Man. I forgot just how hot the Mom from "A Christmas Story" was.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank I wrote this for you.Some of us have been bowed down with burdens of guilt,shame,bitterness,fear,and discouragement since childhood. We are tired of trying to stand,let alone walk under such a heavy load. As we allow our higher power to infuse our soul will we only then receive the gift of peace.
You should meat Jerry. "Mental health professional?" Which school of psychology to you follow predominantly? Or do you just scrub the crappers at a loony bin?
Peace be with you!
Good question. I went to the Augusta state university in Ga for my BA.I did scrub toilets. It was not the best way of life but it allowed me to eat. Such as Ramen noodles and the like. Many therapists work in facilities as custodians. I t really surprises patients when they find out.quote:Originally posted by JJSD:quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank I wrote this for you.Some of us have been bowed down with burdens of guilt,shame,bitterness,fear,and discouragement since childhood. We are tired of trying to stand,let alone walk under such a heavy load. As we allow our higher power to infuse our soul will we only then receive the gift of peace.
You should meat Jerry. "Mental health professional?" Which school of psychology to you follow predominantly? Or do you just scrub the crappers at a loony bin?
Peace be with you!
Debate team at Augusta State?
Prom night?
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Good question. I went to the Augusta state university in Ga for my BA.I did scrub toilets. It was not the best way of life but it allowed me to eat.
Freaking coffee every where also. Thanks!
quote:Originally posted by El-Ka-Bong:
Brak got me hooked on this
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I'm not into squirrel jokes.
quote:Originally posted by Blair Kiel:
I'm not into squirrel jokes.
You sure? There are some doozy's out there:
Maybe I have been wrong all along. Maybe hank lost his weiner in the war or perhaps on the job site.
3 months prep,
and that is what you come back with?
and that is what you come back with?
I just found this thread thanks to AA and mental therapy! I would be glad to participate in Randy's beatin'.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Maybe I have been wrong all along. Maybe hank lost his weiner in the war or perhaps on the job site.
Freud the Janitor, I'm guessing you spent your college career at Augusta State so you wouldn't feel "dirty" thinking about other men's dicks. Money well spent.
Send me a PM the next time you slink back.
quote:Originally posted by pablopackerfan:
I just found this thread thanks to AA and mental therapy! I would be glad to participate in Randy's beatin'.
No, no, no, no! This about a beat down of me, the narcissist who has excessive love for myself, me and I and me. I've got a lot to hide (and even more to love!).
I forgot how fun this thread is!
It works if you work it. Keep comin' back.
I just had to check back to make sure I didn't miss anything. You know, talking about me.
hank is a stupidhead and smells like cabbage
Why does hank act like an ***hole all of the time
Au contraire.
On Christmas he beats orphans.
On Christmas he beats orphans.
Ok Rumor has it Hank was born with one Testicle 
Yes, I'm a uniballer.
How does that make you feel being less masculine than a man with one teste?
Jackwagon.
How does that make you feel being less masculine than a man with one teste?
Jackwagon.
Has anyone seen any improvement in the last 7 or 8 year So?
not really Randy, you're pretty much the exact same douchebag as when this thread started
" A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds"
Oh, so you learned a new word today. Must have been from GSTV.
It was nuce of him to bump this thread after five years.
I first read that as “hump this thread” and although I misread, it still works.
