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Originally posted by El-Ka-Bong:
goodness people, jaymo is an idiot, stop talking to him like he's not one.


Bored me into hiding....do you speak English? Henry's the definition of "internet tough guy". A bad ass in his own mind. If you've seen one, you've seen them all. But it's cute the way you "have his back"....if you know what I mean.
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Originally posted by Jaymo:
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Originally posted by Pakrz:
Does anybody have a good recipe for guacamole?



I like this one.



Ingredients:

Servings:
2
Units: US | Metric
1 large avocado, scooped out of shell and mashed
2 tablespoons sour cream
1 tablespoon salsa
1 garlic clove, pressed
1 tablespoon sweet onion, finely diced
1 teaspoon cilantro (note, some people find it vile) or 1 teaspoon parsley (note, some people find it vile)
1 tablespoon tomato, finely diced
2 teaspoons black olives, minced
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice or 1 teaspoon lime juice or 1 teaspoon balsamic vinegar
salt, use less if you'll refrigerate (you shouldn't need much)
Directions:

1 Cut the avocado in half, scoop out the flesh with a spoon; mash 3/4 of it well and chop the remaining 1/4 coarsely (I do this with the spoon, in the avocado shell, before scooping the last bit out).

2 Mix it into the mashed portion.

3 Mix all remaining ingredients together.

4 Serve immediately, or cover with plastic wrap, pressing wrap firmly to surface of guacamole (or it will turn color due to oxidation) and refrigerate up to 4 hours before serving.


Maybe this is the way the head chef at Golden Corral wants you to make it each morning, but that's the worst guac recipe ever!!! Sour cream? Sweet onion? Black olives??? Why not throw in some crushed corn flakes and a cup of mayo?
Only a casual would actually think that was a bad recipe. That recipe is four one can of lemon pie filling from perfection.



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quote:
Originally posted by El-Ka-Bong:
goodness people, jaymo is an idiot, stop talking to him like he's not one.




Not by much. Apparently Lead Fry Guy was more than the big guy thought I could handle. I'm back to wiping tables and mopping floors. I don't mind though. Less pressure, and the pays about the same.
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Originally posted by Jaymo:
quote:
Originally posted by El-Ka-Bong:
goodness people, jaymo is an idiot, stop talking to him like he's not one.


Bored me into hiding....do you speak English? Henry's the definition of "internet tough guy". A bad ass in his own mind. If you've seen one, you've seen them all. But it's cute the way you "have his back"....if you know what I mean.


Which all translates into, "I can't answer his questions when he rides me like a rented mule".

I do love cyber psychology in the morning.

Jaymo's internet tough guy fallback = shows up at a website to troll, gets trucked, resorts to weak cliches and grammar nazisms while hiding.

You always have the time with Toad to remember.
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