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Local firefighters turn ill over Frito Chili pizza. Houston burns to embers overnight. Papa Johns to shutter many locations. Film at 11. 

 

It's not out of the question. The reviews on the Frito Chili pizza are not good. 

Any reviews on Papa John's pizza that don't simply state, "low-grade dog food" should immediately be printed on used toilet paper so those who wrote them can be forced to eat said reviews.  Papa John's should be illegal, it's so bad.  I'd rather drink a 6-pack of Budweiser than eat one piece of that crap.  

 

Obviously a nice gesture, and I'm guessing  is quite conflicted between his leg humping of Wisconsin and his lapping up of anyone who says or does anything nice for the po-po.

 

Lotta internal conflicts around here this week.

 

Good thing I stick to low-info news sources.

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"You wouldn't be jesting if it was Lutefisk pizza."

 

Jesting? More like puking!

MMMM! Cod jelly!

The stuff is toxic even after all the lye is rinsed out.

 

"It is reminiscent of the afterbirth of a dog or the world's largest chunk of phlegm."

=Garrison Keillor

Originally Posted by ChilliJon:

The reviews on the Frito Chili pizza are not good. 

Peyton Manning owns Papa Johns Franchises. Peyton Manning plays football in Colorado. Marijuana is legal in Colorado. Smert Man.

Originally Posted by YooperPackfan:
The only thing that needs to be put on pizza is cheese, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and onions

Pepperoni is white trash/ghetto toppings, perfect for Little Ceasars clientele. Ground Dingo's sphincter is not a quality choice. Pepperoni isn't even a real word in Italian.

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Originally Posted by Herschel:
Originally Posted by YooperPackfan:
The only thing that needs to be put on pizza is cheese, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and onions

Pepperoni is white trash/ghetto toppings, perfect for Little Ceasars clientele. Ground Dingo's sphincter is not a quality choice. Pepperoni isn't even a real word in Italian.

Pepperoni is a corruption of an Italian word for bell peppers. If you're in in Southern Italy or Sicily and you want a topping that is actually very similar to what we know as "pepperoni", you ask for a spicy salami.

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I got Totino's this summer for .77 at Wally

 

College days very creative. 

 

Spaghettio's with Dorito's Nacho Cheese chips

 

Alphabet soup with beef ramen mixed in

 

Burrito's hung on the dorm door as bait for the dirty whores

 

 

ahh the good ole days

Originally Posted by GBFanForLife:

Peyton Manning owns Papa Johns Franchises. Peyton Manning plays football in Colorado. Marijuana is legal in Colorado. Smert Man.

So true, because rocky mountain state stoners never bought pizza before weed legalization. If Manning was really smert he'd be investing in the dispensaries not some crap ass pizza chain. Goodell would probably suspend him if he did.

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"What would Peyton Manning have to do for Goodell to suspend him?"

 

Great poll question. Selling weed wouldn't do it. Selling weed to Goodells underage son might do it. Punching Goodells wife in the face in a casino elevator on video would do it but certainly no more than 2 games. 

 

 

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