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Originally Posted by ChilliJon:

Walden got $4 million per. Everyone wins!!! Well, except the Colts. But Irsay didn't lose any sleep over it. A little Hydrocodone washed down with a splash of Red Bull saw to that. 

Even the Colts didn't lose. They made their spending threshhold and got an experienced stop-gap for the transition to a 3-4 without any real long-term committments (they can cut him after this year with little cap influence).

I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

 

Coffee meet keyboard.

 

Originally Posted by Shoeless Joe:

I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

 

Coffee meet keyboard.

 

Is that from Henry's link or is that an nugget from Al?

 

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