Skip to main content

I’m watching older daughters holiday concert virtually.  

I’d rather listen to Feyda talk about his sex life than watch any of these can’t miss NFL COVID contests.

If the NFL went on strike this is kind of sort of what you would see.  Translation- a lot of shitty football.  But it’s cool.  Verizon will air 25,000 annoying commercials.  Sawheet!

Pass the spliff.  Or spliffs.  

Last edited by Tschmack

If my math is right…( this was before last weeks Bears game) …a Bear loss tonight puts us 1 game behind them for all-time wins.

D6026C81-78A8-44B7-92EA-07E4C42072D9

Attachments

Images (1)
  • D6026C81-78A8-44B7-92EA-07E4C42072D9
@Tschmack posted:

I’m watching older daughters holiday concert virtually.  

I’d rather listen to Feyda talk about his sex life than watch any of these can’t miss NFL COVID contests.

If the NFL went on strike this is kind of sort of what you would see.  Translation- a lot of shitty football.  But it’s cool.  Verizon will air 25,000 annoying commercials.  Sawheet!

Pass the spliff.  Or spliffs.  

With that coked up, constipated blonde?

@Tschmack posted:

I’m watching older daughters holiday concert virtually.  (Do you still yell at the monitor?)

I’d rather listen to Feyda talk about his sex life than watch any of these can’t miss NFL COVID contests. (The words "Fedya" and "sex life" have never been used in the same sentence)

If the NFL went on strike this is kind of sort of what you would see.  Translation- a lot of shitty football.  But it’s cool.  Verizon will air 25,000 annoying commercials.  Sawheet! (May you be trapped for eternity in an elevator with the crazy Verizon SNL chick)

Pass the spliff.  Or spliffs.  (Take one day off, willya? And what kind of lectures do you give your kids about drugs?)

@Tschmack posted:

I’m watching older daughters holiday concert virtually.  

I’d rather listen to Feyda talk about his sex life than watch any of these can’t miss NFL COVID contests.

If the NFL went on strike this is kind of sort of what you would see.  Translation- a lot of shitty football.  But it’s cool.  Verizon will air 25,000 annoying commercials.  Sawheet!

Pass the spliff.  Or spliffs.  

Watching daughter's concert.  Posting here. 

I only yell at clouds

But I do comment and pop off (ie heckle) at the TV at how shitty the middle school band sounds.   Good news is my kid is a junior HS and their group has their shit together. Boom.

Taking days off is for pussies.  But I do tell my kids it’s OK to say shit and fuck.  Oh wait.  That’s just me in normal conversation in the house.  Good news is I’m getting my money worth sending the kiddos to Catholic school.

Uptight heads are exploding everywhere.  

Last edited by Tschmack
@Goldie posted:

🤣 😂 🤣 no way, love Hallmark Christmas movies….. and please give her a hug from me eh??  ♥️

I thought it was just my wife until I started posting here.  Apparently, it’s an epidemic.

@Tschmack posted:

An angry and pissed off and salty Henry is X4 crypto

Ammo is Feyda’s weird alter ego. Just more passive aggressive.

You can't have dessert for every meal.  Sometimes you have to eat your vegetables first.

It’s fucking virtual and it’s music.  And they take more breaks and pauses than a Joe Biden 35 second conversation.

Let me pay less attention a little more to entertain you ghouls

That’s what I thought

You are watching preseason football after all.  Or something like that.

Add Reply

×
×
×
×
Link copied to your clipboard.
×