Roast scoop.

Scoop was going to ask for sexual advice but never brought it up because he thought "missionary position" would be too politically charged.

Scoop is so smart that he thought his computer would make a great gerbil gym.

See, I put two jokes in one post. Totally killed my hot streak.

I'm not saying scoop was in to match-making, but...there's a reason I write Mick730 a check for $75 every week.

*rimshot*

I just made myself laugh!

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Originally posted by Brak:
I'm not saying scoop was in to match-making, but...there's a reason I write Mick730 a check for $75 every week.

What no *rimshot*?

Hey, it wasn't there before...I guess sound does travel slower than light.

You know why Scoop doesn't make love standing-up?

Somebody might think he was dancing....Brak, I need a *rimshot*

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Originally posted by Blair Kiel:
I just made myself laugh!

That makes one of us. <--

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Originally posted by justanotherpackerfan:

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Originally posted by Brak:
I'm not saying scoop was in to match-making, but...there's a reason I write Mick730 a check for $75 every week.

What no *rimshot*?

What are you meaning about?

What kind of whine goes with roast Scoop?

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Originally posted by Henry:
Scoop's last girlfriend was named "Tandy".

O.K., I'm dry.

"Dry" as in the droll English sense of humor, or "dry" as in you've just been diapered?

Same as ususal..."duck!" "whine!"

Scoop's trying to move up in his profession. He bought "How to Win Friends and Influence People . . . for dummies" and even then he had to get the cliffnotes.

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Originally posted by justanotherpackerfan:

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Originally posted by Blair Kiel:
I just made myself laugh!

That makes one of us. <--

If I didn't love you like a brother....I'd stalk yer ass and, well, you know...

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Originally posted by Blair Kiel:

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Originally posted by Henry:
Scoop's last girlfriend was named "Tandy".

O.K., I'm dry.

"Dry" as in the droll English sense of humor, or "dry" as in you've just been diapered?

We do have a 55 gallon drum of baby powder.

Scoop's visit to the doctor went well. He got a clean bill of health, although his brain scan came back "negative."

scoop tried to come out with a new x4 line of clothing once, he could get big and tall stores to carry it though.

I'd put a rimshot here, but my drummer just quit.

Scoop loves "Peanuts" the cartoon. He also loves sticking peanuts up his nose and doing the Charlie Brown dance.

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Originally posted by Henry:
Scoop loves "Peanuts" the cartoon. He also loves sticking peanuts up his nose and doing the Charlie Brown dance.

I thought Snoopy was the one who danced....

Speaking of, if Snoop Dog married Scoop (and hey, who are we to judge?) he'd be Snoop Dog Scoop.

Back in school, scoop used to be a big man on campus....that's what happens when you're a 14 year old 3rd grader.

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Originally posted by Blair Kiel:

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Originally posted by Henry:
Scoop loves "Peanuts" the cartoon. He also loves sticking peanuts up his nose and doing the Charlie Brown dance.

I thought Snoopy was the one who danced....

You're sooo out of touch.

Scoop took his dance moves to the club . . . and they clubbed him.

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Originally posted by lovepack:
Speaking of, if Snoop Dog married Scoop he'd be Snoop Dog Scoop.

If Tuesday Weld married Frederick March Jr. she'd be Tuesday, March the 2nd...

When's the last time you saw a grown man, naked, eating Cheetos in front of a computer?

CRAP! Scoop just got a web cam!

What's the difference between scoop and a broken clock?
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The broken clock never ran a Packer forum.


I'd have a rimshot here, but my drummer just hung himself.

Good night everybody!

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Originally posted by justanotherpackerfan:
What's the difference between scoop and a broken clock?
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The broken clock never ran a Packer forum.


I'd have a rimshot here, but my drummer just hung himself.

If only Scoop were a drummer.

If Justine Henin-Hardanne married Lyle Lovett, you know what you'd get?


Kids that look like scoop.

Scoop is a big fan of "hooked on phonics", he uses it to misspell the misspelled words here.

I'm all out of funny.

Don't say it!

Actually, unlike Scoop, the broken clock is right twice a day.

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Originally posted by Henry:
Scoop is a big fan of "hooked on phonics", he uses it to misspell the misspelled words here.

I'm all out of funny.

Don't say it!

You know we all did.....

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Originally posted by Blair Kiel:
I just made myself laugh!

What? Did you poke yourself in the belly button? (I couldn't pass that one up)

Scoop finally upgraded his computer.

Hey, I found a couple of the original Red Buttons "never got a dinner" jokes:

"King Henry the Eighth, who said to his lawyer, 'Forget the alimony, I got a better idea,' never got a dinner,"

"Abraham Lincoln, who said, "A house divided is a condominium,' never got a dinner."

But seriously, scoop left this place in good hands. Just like when Mussolini left Italy in charge of...of...oh, you know, that other guy.

*rimshot*

Scoop's keyboard.

Scoop was telling me once about when he wanted to buy a new Apple. He wandered up and down the rows for hours, couldn't find any sales people, and he could never find the computer he wanted. That's the last time he ever went back to that orchard.

*rim shot*

Scoop wants to go into the world and make a difference. His friends told him to drive north and don't stop until he's hit the equator.

Scoop is so pathetic the Ethiopians feel bad for him.

"self-portrait while scoop on vacation during 'Rams week'", by TimThePackerFan:

The real meaning of "scoop."

Let's have no correlation between myself and the poopy part. I know you were all thinkin' it.

The dog obviously had raisin bran.

At least Scoop didn't go with "**** eater" for a moniker.

It's tough to go through life being unattractive.

When Scoop was born, he was so ugly, that the doctor slapped his mother, TWICE!