Roast scoop.

This whole thread is fantastic.

I guarantee scoop will be thrilled when he sees it.

Scoop has meant more to the fullfillment of my life than the song Rhinestone Cowboy.

And what kind of name is "Times 4", sounds like scoop's bragging about his sexual encounters, but we all know that's not possible, otherwise there'd be a negative sign somewhere in the name.

Scoop spelled backwards is poocs. Coincidence? I think not.

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Originally posted by Tooner:
Scoop was telling me once about when he wanted to buy a new Apple. He wandered up and down the rows for hours, couldn't find any sales people, and he could never find the computer he wanted. That's the last time he ever went back to that orchard.

*rim shot*

Now thats a funny right there. I don't care who you are thatsa funny. Just git er done!!!

I'd like to start off by talking about my favorite website, all the effort that goes into running it, the finances, the paypal links, moderators, the wonderful person that started it.......but this isn't the place to talk about internet porn. Thanks scoop.

Scoop hasn't left, he's FRZ.

Paramount made a film about Scoop's life. The movie was so bad even the reviews went straight to video.

This kind of reminds me how the thrown was passed over to Charlie in Charlie and the Chocolate factory. I wonder If freeze had to find a coupon in a timesfour thread.

The TimesFour community thought long and hard about how to honor Scoop. A sculpture was suggested. It was later voted down, as it was feared the majority of posters would say the sculpture of Scoop's head and shoulders was a bust.

Hello. Hello. Is this thing on?

Actually I thought it was very good, lovepack. It could have only been better if kworst had said it.

I think in honor of our now departed leader we should give him a more practical honor....like naming something after him. I know, from now on when I go to the Ice Cream place in Abbotsford....I'll order my cones based on the number of scoops that I want.

Scoop was asked if he wanted a statue made of him and his response was "no, I prefer it be made of scrap metal".

scoop's a bust!

This thread is an instant classic, BTW...

But seriously, we should erect a "Mt. Rushmore" of x4:

scoop
LIONHEART
Jamal Reynolds
& The many faces of Peekaboo

EGF could report on the progress, and Zbuds could heckle. THAT'S entertainment, folks...

"Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered, for just such an emergency."

- Foghorn Leghorn

wow, i leave for 2 months and come back to this??? the online roasting of a guy so dull, a mormon and 2 horny virgins left his bachelor "party" early???

i mean, c'mon, the guy's only had 1 identity here and it comes with a thumb sucking linus who's getting a lapper from snoopy? talk about $3 bills. the guy's so creepy his avatar could make don rumsfeld pee his pants.

the only other person who gives me that same uncomfortable feeling as scoop was the guy i sat next to on the city bus. he was wearing a trench coat and accidentally left his hand--palm up--on my seat as i sat down. who knows, maybe it was scoop. hey scoop, ever ride the city bus with aluminum foil on your head while wearing lip stick?

but one thing about scoop is that he ain't ordinary. you either hate him or you completely freaking despise him. scoop's so unloved, he'd have to give michael jackson a snowcone and go-kart just to get molested. seriously, if scoop were the last man on the planet, elton john would have a better chance of making it with the ladies. madonna would turn him down for a well-groomed schnauzer.

yet here we are, wondering how a nerd like this can have such a following. then again, they said the same thing about manson. sure, i can see it all now out on the X4 commune ... the mods looking all doe-eyed at scoop as he sings to a midi version of "helter skelter" around the glow of a 17" monitor. (i'd throw in a squiggy-gerald ford reference here, but "somebody" would lock the thread for making political references. rumors that TtPF shaved his head are as yet uncomfirmed but highly believable.)

so there must be something redeeming about the guy. did you ever see the foxy girlfriend he's got hanging off him?




BARTIME AT THE LOCAL PUB


FOXY GF and what's your name, big boy?


SCOOP they call me 'scoop'. well, not 'they' really. 'they' call me lots of other things but ...


FGF ... ssssssssssscooper duper! so what brings somebody like you to a place like this?


SCOOP it would have to be the diet dr. pepper. and the golden tee machine. do you like video games?


FGF not really. but i'd like to know what a man-hunk like you does in his free time.


SCOOP well, i have this sports forum. and i moderate it. and i edit posts. and i kick people off the board for using naughty words. and ...


FGF ... a sports forum owner?!? hoooooooooooooow SEXY!!! i think i'm in love!!! can i sleep over??? <breathless panting>


SCOOP well sure. but i wear these jammies with feet and of course there's my peanuts bedsheets ....


FGF OH STOP!!! STOP!!! STOP!!! i can't take it anymore!!! take me back to your place and make a woman out of me!!!


SCOOP ok. but can i take a digital picture of you? nobody will ever believe i met a good looking girl. do you have a near-sighted sister down in the tampa bay area???