Sunday games

Oh.  Well, I have no intentions on degrading you.  I like you.  I'm just pointing out that you might want to think about letting the "Big Ern" thing go.  

 

Or not. 

Trust me on this one.

 

Never say that after they have your credit card number.

dick arousing

 

Where's Jaymo to chime in?

I'd like to thank Pakrz for showing that I am not the creepiest poster on this board. 

Jaymo is working the dinner shift.

When the Packers are crushing their opponent, Fox switches to a "more competitive" game.

When the Patriots are crushing their opponent, Fox stays with the tedious game until the bitter end. 

Oh you still hold that crown **** face. 

 

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Butkus on now!  Butkus complaining that the players of today have girlfriends and wives and stuff.

So Butkus never had sex during the season?  Or did he have a boyfriend (not that there's anything wrong with that)?

 

I expect a better level of burn from you.  I'm just looking out for you.  

 

Big Ern, he's immortal.  Especially when he's Ernin' it up right in front of me and we just discussed comp picks in another thread.  

 

Fedya, not every thought you have needs to be shared on this message board.

I'm sorry to disappoint you.  

 

 

Who the heck is The Ern?

 

Safe words just aren't sacred anymore.

Jesus ****.

 

And by dinner shift you mean he's gobbling a buffet of cocks.

What?

 

 

Your original typo really confused the hell out of me.

Bears caller: "Cutler is a tomato can"

Tomato cans everywhere are insulted by that

These commercials are priceless.  "Opraf Winfeld".

Doug and OB, "The Chicago Bears are as soft as grapes".

21- 3 Pitt? 

 

Bares radio is distracting.  So many tomata cans.

Dumbass watching himself on the scoreboard. "I loves me some me"!

I wonder if these guys get progressively drunker throughout the show or if they really are this scrambled.

2 TD drives plus a pick 6.

Colts looking like chit so far.

Glad I didn't have "tomato can" in the post-game drinking game, or I'd be on my way to the hospital.

Whoa, Patrick Peterson looked like he'd been Finley-ed. Did walk off the field, though.

FOX sideline reporter tells us Jeremy Macklin has a concussion, he's bleeding from the ear, and his return is questionable. 

 

Where the **** does FOX find these people.

It looked like a three ball billiard shot!

Macklin cleared to return. Of course he is. 

 

Nick Foles is the king of air it out and hope for the best. 

Whoa, I think Doug Buffone just threatened to shove his headset up OB's ass just before going to break.

 

Jeebus, Ben with 314 yards passing w/4 TDs and it's not even halftime yet.

Cutler would free up a weeknight right now to make this happen. No lube either. I think the bears have a bye next week. Maybe a cozy bed and breakfast up in Door County???

I was told the Colts D was borderline dominant last week. Then I looked at who they've played. 

He was listening to Nickelback.

I don't know how, but the Patriots are obviously cheating for Brady to achieve such lofty numbers.

I'm betting the Patriots watched game film of the Bears.

No idea what the Bears were watching.