SUPER BOWL

Is this the official Super Bowl thread? Good god, you people (TM) need a resident game thread title writer.

Hey, to spice up the game a bit, I was thinking of hosting a game chat much like my high school minion Tom Silverstein does during Packer games. Here’s a test example:

Q: Hey Blair. Long time first time. Hey, I’m worried that todays broadcast and commercials won’t include enough messages of diversity, equity , inclusion and social justice. Should I be concerned?

—Congo

A: Fuck-you, Congo.

PM me with your questions, lines are open.

I expect Mahomes to be hassled as the Chiefs' OL can't handle the Eagles' rush, much like what happened when the Chiefs lost to Tampa. We'll see how good Mahomes is at creating on an iffy ankle and if he can hold up. I don't see Hurts throwing for yards, but I think he has a chance to run for a good amount given the Chiefs' D. In all, it will be a tight game until the fourth, and then I see the Eagles pulling away.

There is a the healthiest team usually wins trope.

I loved Sharpe as a player as much as anyone, maybe more. But Davante had stretches of equal dominance and has already done it longer. I like Sterling's game more but Adams is more qualified.

I don't know.  Sophie's choice.

Imagine James Lofton playing with Favre or Rodgers.  

@Goldie posted:

Hall of Famer Michael Irvin has been pulled from Super Bowl LVII coverage on NFL Network after a woman complained about Irvin's conduct during a Sunday night encounter in Arizona according to Michael Gehlken of the Dallas Morning News.

The encounter reportedly happened in the lobby of Irvin's hotel as he returned from a night out.  Irvin disputed any misconduct in an interview with Gehlken.  “Honestly, I’m a bit baffled with it all,” Irvin told Gehlken. “This all happened in a 45-second conversation in the lobby. When I got back after going out . . . I came into the lobby, and I talked to somebody. I talked to this girl. I don’t know her, and I talked to her for about 45 seconds.  We shook hands. Then, I left. . . . That’s all I know.”  Irvin insisted there was nothing sexual about the encounter.  

Good, he sometimes gets annoying on the NFL Network show.  

Just “sometimes” Goldie????

@Pakrz posted:

Imagine James Lofton playing with Favre or Rodgers.  

Lofton would have made Gerg Jennings look like his sister!

@DH13 posted:

I loved Sharpe as a player as much as anyone, maybe more. But Davante had stretches of equal dominance and has already done it longer. I like Sterling's game more but Adams is more qualified.

I don't know.  Sophie's choice.

Sharpe dominated on bad teams that had little talent. He was basically the only weapon and still couldn't be stopped

Sharpe

Jordy

Brooks.

Because two cocks.

Any Vegas odds on Canada shooting down the Goodyear blimp?

May I use your question in my chat?

@Boris posted:

I didn't know this....

https://sports.yahoo.com/super...hiefs-161107278.html

Clever!

Why hasn't Monday become a national holiday? I need to recover, not work.

I woke up and thought to myself ,”I get to drink on a Sunday!” 😀

Rihanna's first song at half time will be, Lift Me UP

1. After the first Bad call by an official, Kevin Burkhardt will announce Aaron Rodgers has been traded to the, Raiders,  err Jets

Blair Kiel posted  ”I get to drink on a Sunday!” 😀          me too.

Just a guess, Iggles  going to killl um .

I'm here to be entertained

@Pikes Peak posted:

Any Vegas odds on Canada shooting down the Goodyear blimp?

Better than Mexico’s? Think border proximity.

They went to the rest room together

Just read this book.  It’s amazing how far the NFL has come since its start.

Kelce brothers or 2 black QB's which one gets you drunk?

Well at least Dak won something

Julie Andrews does a banger rendition of Lift Every Voice

@GBFanForLife posted:

Kelce brothers or 2 black QB's which one gets you drunk?

I think Kelce brothers win the drinking game challenge.

The mute button is your friend

My dream of “Up With People.” performing at halftime has died.

It’s now, “What’s up, People’s “

@Pikes Peak posted:

The mute button is your friend

Good God, there is a lot of thumpy yelling.

Just how many anthems do we have these days?

On behalf of Italians, I demand Volare.

Chris Stapleton trying to break Luther Vandross' anthem time record.

When the moon hits your eye

like a big pizza pie

thats amore

ffs everything so over the top

hope it’s a good game

GO CHEFS

@Chongo posted:

Chris Stapleton trying to break Luther Vandross' anthem time record.

He’s awesome! Babyface too.

Play the freaking game please

@Blair Kiel posted:

Just how many anthems do we have these days?

On behalf of Italians, I demand Volare.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yP2_CTeo5Q8

@Brak posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yP2_CTeo5Q8

I hate you.

@Goalline posted:

He’s awesome! Babyface too.

https://dknation.draftkings.co...aguilera-alicia-keys

@Blair Kiel posted:

Just how many anthems do we have these days?

On behalf of Italians, I demand Volare.

Domenico Modugno version?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wWiC0e3b2I

Is there going to be an actual game today?

I feel like the Iggles are gonna have a turnover on this first drive.

You guys mind if I take a shot every time my anti-woke sensitivities are offended?

I should be passed out with Tschmack by the end of the 1st.