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LMAO, the next new thread, Yooper

x4 threads have a way of twisting and turning and going in any direction that's nowhere close to being related to the topic. I look at it as being a 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon kinda thing....

Boris posted:

It remains to be seen how deep Kraft goes - if this is just a "handy" & that's it he'll get a slap on the wrist.

If he's involved in human trafficking he needs to go down & by down I mean as hard as Aaron Hernandez. 

Legally, I can't see him being as much trouble at this point.
His 'penalty' is going to come from the folks who are lining up to get in his pockets. Rich people hate giving their dollars up.
He will likely make a sizable donation to anti-trafficking organizations, or perhaps establish his own, release very carefully worded apologies, and it will be largely forgotten  by mid-season.
Goodell has to be crapping his pants because he knows where the chitstorm is going to hit, and he is going to come out the loser no matter what. I'm sure there will be outrage from the social media crowd, calls for Kraft to resign from committees, be forced to sell his team, and be severely punished just like players are  and ALL the associated arguments coming from that can o' worms.
There will likewise be cries to boycott/email/contact via social media league sponsors,  for the league to kick in money just like Kraft, and other things to "raise awareness" of trafficking. Just like they did a few weeks ago in Atlanta...
I haven't even mentioned the pressure that will come internally from the other owners--they don't want to pay for Kraft's transgression. And Goodell-bot gets to deal with it all. 
It's hard to see a downside to any of the above. Other than if it were to cost the Packers money in the end. 

I make light of watching rich assholes squirming because they pretty much deserve what they get, as far as I'm concerned.
But trafficking in any form is something to be deadly serious about, and I agree that if they connect Kraft or his money to it, spending the rest of his life sitting in prison would be appropriate. I'd normally call for a public hanging, but at his age I don't have a problem with prison time. It could even end the same way as Hernandez...who knows?

Timmy! posted:
Boris posted:

It remains to be seen how deep Kraft goes - if this is just a "handy" & that's it he'll get a slap on the wrist.

If he's involved in human trafficking he needs to go down & by down I mean as hard as Aaron Hernandez. 

Legally, I can't see him being as much trouble at this point.

It's not like his hands are dirty

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You think the video was CYA to protect themselves from someone talking, or are guys shitty enough to engage in human trafficking also fully prepared to blackmail an old man getting jerked off?  

Or is the video like getting your picture taken on a roller-coaster?

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You get a souvenir when you are done

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Blair Kiel posted:
Pakrz posted:

A thread on the Patriots turns into schitting on the POTUS and pesticides?  Well done assholes, well done. 

Heartfelt apologies for kind of starting that direction...imagine how lonely it feels to be a conservative who dislikes Trump. 

I literally have no friends. 

I'm your buddy.

The NFL statement reiterates that the conduct policy includes all. I mostly grabbed this for Siefert's comment on the higher standard for owners.

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Clearly the higher standard does not include the Packers owners.

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I'm 30 minutes from those Nevada dispensaries. 

Those "spas" were in every damn strip mall in Florida---I'd get the heeby jeebies  even parking in the vicinity thinking somebody would harvest my license plate # while I was at the 7-11.

 

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I've spent the last 20 minutes deleting BS from this thread. No I haven't gone through every farking thread. But FFS.

There are thousands of websites where y'all can espouse your political opinions which surely will convince "the other side" to reconsider their perspective.

Please go post them there in future.

Why did Robert Kraft pay $200 for a rub n tug? 
You try rubbing one out wearing 6 Super Bowl rings!

Timpranillo posted:

Why did Robert Kraft pay $200 for a rub n tug? 
You try rubbing one out wearing 6 Super Bowl rings!

The Patriots need people with solid hand skills that don't talk to the media. 

You know the feeling when you take a nice girl out back to the dumpsters behind a Wendys ???  Kinda nasty but also really hot. Its like that.    So I've heard, anyways.  Definitely not something I partake in.  That's gross. 

You are the owner of a billion + dollar business.   Getting a hand job at a massage parlor.  Nicely done Bobby!   What’s next?  Do a few lines of coke and rob a liquor store or burn down a gas station?    

For a league that is all about “protecting the shield” they sure seem to have a PR problem.  If it’s not players breaking the law it’s damn owners.   

I’m sure Robert keeps the vice squad pretty busy down there in Jupiter FL.  

Timpranillo posted:

Why did Robert Kraft pay $200 for a rub n tug? 
You try rubbing one out wearing 6 Super Bowl rings!

He only had 5 at the time....😁

https://www.yahoo.com/news/nfl...-case-170603211.html

"I was under a lot of stress...." 

Get a handy in FLA. the morning of the AFC CG then fly to the game in KC. friggin awesome.

If I was worth $6 Billion I'd be under considerably LESS stress.

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Timpranillo posted:

I've spent the last 20 minutes deleting BS from this thread. No I haven't gone through every farking thread. But FFS.

There are thousands of websites where y'all can espouse your political opinions which surely will convince "the other side" to reconsider their perspective.

Please go post them there in future.

Why did Robert Kraft pay $200 for a rub n tug? 
You try rubbing one out wearing 6 Super Bowl rings!

Amen, back to mock drafts.

Timpranillo posted:

I've spent the last 20 minutes deleting BS from this thread. No I haven't gone through every farking thread. But FFS.

There are thousands of websites where y'all can espouse your political opinions which surely will convince "the other side" to reconsider their perspective.

Please go post them there in future.

Translation: I did this to keep Jaymo from posting his BS in here! 

So the dumbass went there two days in a row?

And after the first visit, got pulled over an ID'ed by the Po Po?

And returned to do the same thing the next day?

Wow, that's some next level stupid there. 

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