I just like seeing that every time I log on to X4 this week
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I'll feature this thread.
Announcer: "Why do you even PONDER passing?"
He's Nostradamas!
He's Nostradamas!
Hopefully the Vikings can keep it up for one more week.
Q)what do you call a Vikings fan in a box in a blender?
A) init mush
Q) How do you get 100 Vikings fans in a Mini?
A) Throw in a Giro
Q) How do you get them all out again?
A) Throw in a Job application
Q) Whats the difference between a Vikings fan and a coconut?
A) Ones thick and hairy, the others a coconut.
Q) How do you know when a Vikings fans driving?
A) You can hear "Oomteh-Oomteh-Oomteh-Oomteh" from 3 miles away
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in space?
A) Well out
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a vault?
A) Safe
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a filing cabinet?
A) Sorted
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a bee-hive?
A) Buzzin'
Q) What’s wrong with putting 4 Vikings fans in a mini bus and pushing it over a cliff?
A) You can fit 18 in a mini bus
Q) If you see a Vikings fan on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A) It could be your bike
Q) 2 Vikings fans are in a car, there’s no music on, who is driving?
A) The Police
Q) 2 Vikings fans are fighting on a cliff side, both fall over the edge and die, who wins?
A) Society
Q) What do you call 20 Vikings fans at the bottom of a river?
A) Good start
Q) What do you call 100 Vikings fans at the bottom of a river?
A) A Dream
Q) What do Vikings fans use for protection during sex?
A) A bus shelter
Q) How does a Vikings fan turn off the light after having sex?
A) He throws a brick at the lamp-post
Q) How does a Viking Girl turn off the light after having sex?
A) She closes the car door.
Q) What do Vikings fans and slinkies have in common?
A) They're both useless, but it's fun to watch them fall down stairs
Q) What's more fun than watching a Vikings fan fall down a flight of stairs?
A) Pushing one down
Q) What’s the difference between a Viking Girl and an orange?
A) One’s orange and pimply, the other is an orange
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a three-bedroom house?
A) A burglar
Q) What do you say to a Vikings fan with a job?
A) “Can I have fries with that?”
Q) What do you say to a Vikings fan at the peak of their career?
A) "Can I have fries with that?"
Q) What do you say to a Vikings fan in a suit?
A) “Will the defendant please rise?”
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan with a college degree?
A) A liar
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a job center?
A) Lost
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a cement mixer?
A) Hard
Q) What do you call a Viking Girl in a white tracksuit?
A) The bride
Q) What's a Vikings fan's definition of safe sex?
A) Locking the car door
Q} Why is dog **** better than a Vikings fan?
A} At least the dog **** stops stinking after a while.
Q) How do you know if a Vikings fan has burgled your home?
A} The bin is empty and the dog is pregnant.
Q) What’s the difference between a Vikings fan and a terrorist?
A} You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q) What do you call a 25 year old Viking Girl?
A) Granny.
Q) What do you call a 26 year old Vikings fan?
A) Dead.
Q) What do you call 50, 26 year old Vikings fans?
A) Graveyard.
Q) What do you call a group of Vikings fans?
A) Crime scene.
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan who speaks proper English?
A) Fake.
Q) What do you call a person who smells, has AIDS, and will never get any job, let alone a proper one?
A) A Vikings fan.
Q) What does a 15 year old Vikings fan say to his 17 year old girlfriend?
A) Hey mum.
Q) What do you do when you see a Vikings fan with half a face?
A) Stop laughing and re-load.
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan with no name?
A) It doesn't matter, he's still a wanker.
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan with more than 10 dollars in his pocket?
A) Guilty.
Q) What do you do if you run over a Vikings fan?
A) Reverse, just to make sure.
Q) What intellect does a Vikings fan have?
A) Less than a dead fish.
Q) How can you tell if a Viking Girl is pregnant?
A) She can run faster than her brothers!
Q) What do you call an Eskimo Vikings fan?
A) Inuinnit
Q) What do you call a Viking Girl with two brain cells?
A) Pregnant
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan with 3 brain cells?
A) Gifted
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a sweet shop?
A) Minted
Q)What do you call a Vikings fan in a church
a) holy****
A) init mush
Q) How do you get 100 Vikings fans in a Mini?
A) Throw in a Giro
Q) How do you get them all out again?
A) Throw in a Job application
Q) Whats the difference between a Vikings fan and a coconut?
A) Ones thick and hairy, the others a coconut.
Q) How do you know when a Vikings fans driving?
A) You can hear "Oomteh-Oomteh-Oomteh-Oomteh" from 3 miles away
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in space?
A) Well out
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a vault?
A) Safe
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a filing cabinet?
A) Sorted
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a bee-hive?
A) Buzzin'
Q) What’s wrong with putting 4 Vikings fans in a mini bus and pushing it over a cliff?
A) You can fit 18 in a mini bus
Q) If you see a Vikings fan on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A) It could be your bike
Q) 2 Vikings fans are in a car, there’s no music on, who is driving?
A) The Police
Q) 2 Vikings fans are fighting on a cliff side, both fall over the edge and die, who wins?
A) Society
Q) What do you call 20 Vikings fans at the bottom of a river?
A) Good start
Q) What do you call 100 Vikings fans at the bottom of a river?
A) A Dream
Q) What do Vikings fans use for protection during sex?
A) A bus shelter
Q) How does a Vikings fan turn off the light after having sex?
A) He throws a brick at the lamp-post
Q) How does a Viking Girl turn off the light after having sex?
A) She closes the car door.
Q) What do Vikings fans and slinkies have in common?
A) They're both useless, but it's fun to watch them fall down stairs
Q) What's more fun than watching a Vikings fan fall down a flight of stairs?
A) Pushing one down
Q) What’s the difference between a Viking Girl and an orange?
A) One’s orange and pimply, the other is an orange
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a three-bedroom house?
A) A burglar
Q) What do you say to a Vikings fan with a job?
A) “Can I have fries with that?”
Q) What do you say to a Vikings fan at the peak of their career?
A) "Can I have fries with that?"
Q) What do you say to a Vikings fan in a suit?
A) “Will the defendant please rise?”
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan with a college degree?
A) A liar
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a job center?
A) Lost
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a cement mixer?
A) Hard
Q) What do you call a Viking Girl in a white tracksuit?
A) The bride
Q) What's a Vikings fan's definition of safe sex?
A) Locking the car door
Q} Why is dog **** better than a Vikings fan?
A} At least the dog **** stops stinking after a while.
Q) How do you know if a Vikings fan has burgled your home?
A} The bin is empty and the dog is pregnant.
Q) What’s the difference between a Vikings fan and a terrorist?
A} You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q) What do you call a 25 year old Viking Girl?
A) Granny.
Q) What do you call a 26 year old Vikings fan?
A) Dead.
Q) What do you call 50, 26 year old Vikings fans?
A) Graveyard.
Q) What do you call a group of Vikings fans?
A) Crime scene.
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan who speaks proper English?
A) Fake.
Q) What do you call a person who smells, has AIDS, and will never get any job, let alone a proper one?
A) A Vikings fan.
Q) What does a 15 year old Vikings fan say to his 17 year old girlfriend?
A) Hey mum.
Q) What do you do when you see a Vikings fan with half a face?
A) Stop laughing and re-load.
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan with no name?
A) It doesn't matter, he's still a wanker.
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan with more than 10 dollars in his pocket?
A) Guilty.
Q) What do you do if you run over a Vikings fan?
A) Reverse, just to make sure.
Q) What intellect does a Vikings fan have?
A) Less than a dead fish.
Q) How can you tell if a Viking Girl is pregnant?
A) She can run faster than her brothers!
Q) What do you call an Eskimo Vikings fan?
A) Inuinnit
Q) What do you call a Viking Girl with two brain cells?
A) Pregnant
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan with 3 brain cells?
A) Gifted
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan in a sweet shop?
A) Minted
Q)What do you call a Vikings fan in a church
a) holy****
It can't be said enough. **** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
quote:Originally posted by Pakrz:
It can't be said enough **** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
**** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
**** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
**** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
**** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
**** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
**** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
**** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
quote:Originally posted by Pakrz:
It can't be said enough. **** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
Agree 100%.
IMO, a majority of them hate the Packers more than they care about their own team.
The pick by Tramon was just an excellent defensive play, but the other two are classic Favre- an inexplicable boneheaded decision in a critical moment of a playoff game and throwing it up for grabs when things begin to break down.
The present Packer QB doesn't make either mistake.
The present Packer QB doesn't make either mistake.
Vikings fans (and this includes their newspaper columnists) are convinced they will win. Latest from newspaper hack Sid Hartman:
"Ponder understands that Lambeau Field is a unique, historic place to play a game, and he can't wait for the opportunity.
And I think there is a good chance that Ponder will lead the Vikings to victory."
http://www.startribune.com/spo...kings/133784508.html
"Ponder understands that Lambeau Field is a unique, historic place to play a game, and he can't wait for the opportunity.
And I think there is a good chance that Ponder will lead the Vikings to victory."
http://www.startribune.com/spo...kings/133784508.html
Reading that, I really have a hard time respecting most of the Viking fans.
From CHs link:
quote:
Some posts from a queen named ediggy { coincidence ? }
right now...green bay is CLEARLY a better all-around team than the pats. and it kills me to say that.
the packers also have the guys in black n white stripes clearly on their side...seriously...woodson should be arrested for mugging.
except for the '09 saints weren't the best team in the league...we were. refs and luck assisted the saints...the packers are just better than the teams they are playing right now...and it pizzes me off.
you can't name a team that has better odds of winning the championship than the f-cking packers. obviously it is difficult for ANY team to repeat, but it has nothing to do with the recent past...there are all kinds of quirky reasons that prevent it. but the packers are clearly the best team in the league right now...and that sucks.
I like in the Bishop video when they show the last replay of it from brent's view how after Bishop catches it you can see someone on the queens sideline throw a clipboard to the ground. warms my heart.
and, yeah, that link to the "unbalanced" msg board... project much? jealous much?
I vant to crush them more than ever tonite in a pablo demoralizing way!
and, yeah, that link to the "unbalanced" msg board... project much? jealous much?
I vant to crush them more than ever tonite in a pablo demoralizing way!
quote:Originally posted by Boris:
Reading that, I really have a hard time respecting most of the Viking fans.
But Ediggy had SUCH a compelling argument in response to the Packer fan:
"look in the mirror once...i guarantee you are fat. and cheese stinks."
I mean, that's a brilliant comeback, you have to admit.
YEAH but CHEESE STINKS!
quote:Originally posted by Satori:quote:Originally posted by Pakrz:
It can't be said enough **** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
**** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
**** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
**** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
**** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
**** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
**** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
**** the Minnesota Vikings and their sorry ass fans.
Jeepers, can't you do anything right? He said **** not **** the Minnesota Vikings. SHEEESH!
My co-worker who is usually quite sensible about his 'Queens is on the Ponder bandwagon. If he is on board then 90% of the 'Queen fans are as well. He thinks the Vikings will win if they can run the ball (er, they can), because POnder is completeing 80% of his passes on 3rd down.
I hope they wear themselves out in pre-game frenzy. Meanwhile the Champs can come in business-as-usual and put on a clinic.
Need a big game from the front 7. Force Ponder to throw and let the DB's bait and pick him.
Lambeau should be at its loudest tonight too.
Need a big game from the front 7. Force Ponder to throw and let the DB's bait and pick him.
Lambeau should be at its loudest tonight too.
"That got damn Kuhn Chant we have to hear when it happens is annoying to say the least."
Not nearly as annoying as that ****ing horn I have to hear after every first down in that ****hole of a dome.
On the jumbotron and life would be fabulous.
quote:Originally posted by Rusty:
Q) What does a 15 year old Vikings fan say to his 17 year old girlfriend?
A) Hey mum.
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan with no name?
A) It doesn't matter, he's still a wanker.
Does the Manchester United forum know you nicked their joke book and replaced "Liverpool" with "Vikings"? Cor blimey!
quote:Originally posted by CitizenDan:quote:Originally posted by Rusty:
Q) What does a 15 year old Vikings fan say to his 17 year old girlfriend?
A) Hey mum.
Q) What do you call a Vikings fan with no name?
A) It doesn't matter, he's still a wanker.
Does the Manchester United forum know you nicked their joke book and replaced "Liverpool" with "Vikings"? Cor blimey!
I am a firm believer in embracing paradigm-breaking out-of-the-box cultural diversity and collaboration.
That was the sort of victory I was hoping for.
Now I can go back to enjoying my box of cabernet and pick up some Beaujolais Nouveau on Thursday.
Now I can go back to enjoying my box of cabernet and pick up some Beaujolais Nouveau on Thursday.
quote:Originally posted by Fedya:
I think you borked the link, FinnLander
I execute as well as the Vikes!! Let's try again.
I HATE THE PACKERS!!