Alright kids. Some soon-to-be Fall cleaning has been done. We say a farewell, a kiss our ass if you will, to BrownPaper Sack and his side kick of stupid, Jaymo.
New beginnings brings a breath of fresh air and a new thread. Feel free to fill this thread with the never ending supply of suckage that is the Minnesota Vikings.
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THANK YOU! it's like that feeling you get when your shoes finally smell ok after all the dogshit is removed!!
I managed to slip in the final reply to that crap fest of a topic. On to bigger and better things. Bring on the Bears!
You have robbed the twins of something that gave them purpose in life.
Well done.
The Viking suck! there is nothing else to say.
Pedmo had me on ignore anyway. Took most of the fun out of it. Now he has all the time he needs to defend white supremacy and other Pedmoâs once his polichat ban is lifted.
Oh, and the Viks suck.
Zero-for-59 and counting.
This thread needs some filler. Anyone?
It is time.
Opposite of filler...
watching the vikings/cards - paul allen is hilarious as a commentator. just comical. cousins is going to choke. cook is who i am a little frightened of, but they need to keep the ball out of 8's hands, lol. he's going to ruin them. all sizzle no steak. love it.
This isn't Detroit!
Shortest job security in the NFL: placekicker for the mn vikings!
Nothing like having your job on the line for every kick in training camp and every snap in preseason games; and if you miss, your coach calling you out in the media to say he has no confidence in you -- it makes for such a strong-minded, highly successful kickers! (and wasted draft picks!)
Imagine if MM had given up on Crosby during that awful year he had (by his standards)...
A.K.A. The Dumb and Dumber Trigger Thread
Don't worry, they will be back. Jaymo and Sack that is. Not the Yikes winning anything tho.
ammo posted:Don't worry, they will be back. Jaymo and Sack that is. Not the Yikes winning anything tho.
They're like the plaque!
New Viking pages lack legitimacy until Satori shares some thoughts. The original Viking slayer. A sage. A Viking Suck Sensei.
Last time I will post anything like this, I promise, but here's sarge's spin on his and jaymo's banning:
Unread post by Sarge Âŧ Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:04 pm
He banned Jaymo and I over there because the Vikings showed the Barr hit on Rodgers during the Cards pregame "hype" video on the jumbotron!
Oldie but a goodie....
So tweedle dum and tweedle dummer can still read stuff here? That's just unfair.
Tweedle dummer mentioned pictures, so probably can't read.
I thought Sarge was dead?
Which one is which? I have to know in case I run into them in heaven!
Speaking of cameos.....
Fandame posted:Shortest job security in the NFL: placekicker for the mn vikings!
Nothing like having your job on the line for every kick in training camp and every snap in preseason games; and if you miss, your coach calling you out in the media to say he has no confidence in you -- it makes for such a strong-minded, highly successful kickers!
(and wasted draft picks!)
Imagine if MM had given up on Crosby during that awful year he had (by his standards)...
MNPackman posted:Last time I will post anything like this, I promise, but here's sarge's spin on his and jaymo's banning:
Re: Purple Cousins
Unread post by Sarge Âŧ Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:04 pm
Now they made themselves a safe place Vikings Suck thread where they post cute little meme pictures without any Viking fans allowed.
Pretty sure they realize this Packer season is going to be a shit show and they didn't want us around to poop all over them during the season.
Fascinating that he keeps reading the posts here even though he can't respond. Apparently he's not just a troll, he's a closet Packer fan.
Man, that's gotta be killing those dudes.
Pretty sure Jaymo 1st appeared on X4 the week leading up to Vikings @ Packers playoff game January 2012. Said AP would run wild. Vikings lost and Jaymo went underground for quite a while.
Warmest Jaymo memories will always be the weeks Philly fans took over Minny for the Super Bowl after the Title Game. Those two weeks were a special kind of special. Jaymo was a filthy mess.
Some of the Anti Jaymo posts on Boob Shat are priceless.
Post by Mizuno Man Âŧ Sun Aug 18, 2019 5:08 pm
On the top 10 list of things I plan to never do is register at whatever site that is just to read the garbage that we just tossed out of here.
suddenly it just smells better in here.....
Blair Kiel posted:Speaking of cameos.....
Word Up.
Jaymo is absolutely a DJT stooge
All I know
âThe season canât end like thisâ
âThis ainât Detroit this is the Superb Owlâ
âNo! No! And the Cardinals just knocked the Vikings from the playoffs!â
âCalm down calm downâ
âSuper Bowl homeboy!â
âthatâs what I call asshole journalismâ
ChilliJon posted:Pretty sure Jaymo 1st appeared on X4 the week leading up to Vikings @ Packers playoff game January 2012. Said AP would run wild. Vikings lost and Jaymo went underground for quite a while.
Warmest Jaymo memories will always be the weeks Philly fans took over Minny for the Super Bowl after the Title Game. Those two weeks were a special kind of special. Jaymo was a filthy mess.
What was even better is when viking fans "tried" to take over Philadelphia the 2 weeks prior. Doing their stupid skol chant on the steps of the library, and putting a Diggs jersey on the Rocky statue. They got a proper welcome at the Linc after that.
viking fans will always be the kid brother in the corner, stomping his feet and screaming "What about me? What about me?"
MNPackman posted:ChilliJon posted:Pretty sure Jaymo 1st appeared on X4 the week leading up to Vikings @ Packers playoff game January 2012. Said AP would run wild. Vikings lost and Jaymo went underground for quite a while.
Warmest Jaymo memories will always be the weeks Philly fans took over Minny for the Super Bowl after the Title Game. Those two weeks were a special kind of special. Jaymo was a filthy mess.
What was even better is when viking fans "tried" to take over Philadelphia the 2 weeks prior. Doing their stupid skol chant on the steps of the library, and putting a Diggs jersey on the Rocky statue. They got a proper welcome at the Linc after that.
viking fans will always be the kid brother in the corner, stomping his feet and screaming "What about me? What about me?"
They were left with posting stuff like this, (Never mind that the game was played indoors and the vikings were not in it!):
so typical
That "library" is an art museum. 
Whatever. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
In their history, that's their Ice Bowl.
#suchasadfranchiseohandbitemejaymo
MNPackman posted:ChilliJon posted:Pretty sure Jaymo 1st appeared on X4 the week leading up to Vikings @ Packers playoff game January 2012. Said AP would run wild. Vikings lost and Jaymo went underground for quite a while.
Warmest Jaymo memories will always be the weeks Philly fans took over Minny for the Super Bowl after the Title Game. Those two weeks were a special kind of special. Jaymo was a filthy mess.
What was even better is when viking fans "tried" to take over Philadelphia the 2 weeks prior. Doing their stupid skol chant on the steps of the library, and putting a Diggs jersey on the Rocky statue. They got a proper welcome at the Linc after that.
viking fans will always be the kid brother in the corner, stomping his feet and screaming "What about me? What about me?"
Yep they are the annoying little kid brother who gets swirlies in the toilet twice a day and STILL won't shut up.
I also picture Vikings fans as the dumb little kid in Bad Santa with his dirty tighty whities pulled up to his chest.
Now I'm starting to feel sorry for Viking fans. Thanks.
I'm not.
Dr._Bob posted:Now I'm starting to feel sorry for Viking fans. Thanks.
Oh never EVER feel sorry for those lutefisk eating and Schmidt beer drinking arseholes.
It is a Viking tradition to shove a half empty can of Schmidt up the ass when preparing lutefisk.
Why didn't anyone tell me the trolls got banned? I've been avoiding this thread for like 6 months.
Well, the 2.0 thread has only been up for 3 days.... 
Yikes lose!!! So much for that pre-season championship. Skol fail.
Hopefully that guy can pass along that shirt down to the next 4-5 generations.
Hungry5 posted:
A thing of freakin' beauty, Hungry!
BrainDed posted:Why didn't anyone tell me the trolls got banned? I've been avoiding this thread for like 6 months.
Just from the troll appreciation standpoint, Sackus had some good material. He works in monkey poop like an artist works in oil paints.
He was a dick, but a funny one.
Jaymo, just a dick.
Blair Kiel posted:He was a dick, but a funny one.
Jaymo, just a dick.
I would have used the word "pole smoker" but you're in the right zip code! 
The #Vikings are moving on from former first-round pick Laquon Treadwell, source said. They will work to trade him, but if no trade, heâll be released.
â Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) August 31, 2019
Troy Williamson and Corderelle Patterson like where this thread is going.
The #Vikings informed kicker/punter Kaare Vedvik theyâre waiving him, per source. Vedvik â acquired three weeks ago for a fifth-round pick â could be back on the practice squad. But theyâll roll with Dan Bailey as kicker and Matt Wile as punter.
â Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) August 31, 2019
Not a good return on investment.
I ought to sue the MN Vikings for sullying the word Vikings and the color purple.
michiganjoe posted:The #Vikings informed kicker/punter Kaare Vedvik theyâre waiving him, per source. Vedvik â acquired three weeks ago for a fifth-round pick â could be back on the practice squad. But theyâll roll with Dan Bailey as kicker and Matt Wile as punter.
â Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) August 31, 2019Not a good return on investment.
3 weeks of training camp after giving up a 5th round pick? This makes Mike Sherman look like a genius for what he got out of BJ Sander.
Skoal!
Are the Bears gonna sign him?
I sure miss all the Packer news Nutsack and Jaymo used to bring us.
I don't know if that's Potsie's picture or actually Jaymo!
Packiderm posted:
I don't know if that's Potsie's picture or actually Jaymo!
Potsie is Jaymo
ammo posted:I sure miss all the Packer news Nutsack and Jaymo used to bring us.
Not me! If they were allowed to tarnish this page, it would be 40 pages long, by now.
mrtundra posted:ammo posted:I sure miss all the Packer news Nutsack and Jaymo used to bring us.
Not me! If they were allowed to tarnish this page, it would be 40 pages long, by now.
The're busy spazzing about cutting their punter and wasting a draft pick on a kicker to post much dribble right now.
They're so staaaaacked they can afford to throw away 5th round picks.
Former Washington first-round pick Josh Doctson reached agreement with the Minnesota Vikings, per league source.
â Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 2, 2019
Bold strategy by the Vikings to replace Laquon Treadwell with Laquon Treadwell
â Chris (@twAtter0069) September 2, 2019
Buzz Cuzz probably asked for him.
The Heckler posted:The Viking suck! there is nothing else to say.
So does this end the thread?
Game. Set. Match.
Dr._Bob posted:This thread needs some filler. Anyone?
Like this Viking clock?
I got to admit though. The Viking fans were always on top of things:
If you think the Vikings are a waste at kicker, the Bears invited nine kickers -- all at once! -- to camp.
They are so staaaaaaaacked they don't need no Diggs.
I know 2 football ex-spurts who can run patterns for them!
Gerg Jennings and who?
Vikings - Rebuilding since 1960.
Fandame posted:If you think the Vikings are a waste at kicker, the Bears invited nine kickers -- all at once! -- to camp.
Should have invited the soccer player Carli (what her name) to camp. Never mind:
1) She waits until the ball is placed to start her motion.
2) She takes 5 or 6 running steps to the ball before kicking it.
3) So we don't have to mention her kicking motion (after the steps) doesn't start before the ball placed
4) Has never kicked with a real rush coming at her.
5) Could almost guarantee a blocked kick on every try.
Yet, she thinks she can do it. That puts her light years ahead of the guys they had at camp.
I'd like to see her fill a lane and try to tackle Cordarrelle Patterson. That would be worth the price of admission. 240 pounds running at full speed vs 140 pounds.
Yes, that is another issue. Also she is 37 years old - an age when most teams are telling their kicker to retire. Maybe they figure she is a young 37 years old. She might need a year or two to get it right.
As for the Vikings, once they realize that humans play the game, not robots, maybe they will hang onto a guy long enough to develop.
Develop what, Boobs?
Current NFC N standings
GB 1-0
CHI 0-1
DET 0-0
MIN 0-0
ammo posted:Develop what, Boobs?
No, develop as a kicker. There was a time when some Packer fans wanted to dump Mason Crosby. If the Packers had not given him a chance to correct his kicking, he wouldn't have had the career he has had in GB. The Vikings don't realize that maybe the merry-go-round has to stop long enough to see what you have instead of constantly cycling kickers through your roster. Maybe the Bears have figured that out by keeping Pineiro.
Ghost of Lambeau posted:ammo posted:Develop what, Boobs?
No, develop as a kicker. There was a time when some Packer fans wanted to dump Mason Crosby. If the Packers had not given him a chance to correct his kicking, he wouldn't have had the career he has had in GB. The Vikings don't realize that maybe the merry-go-round has to stop long enough to see what you have instead of constantly cycling kickers through your roster. Maybe the Bears have figured that out by keeping Pineiro.
Pineiro made his only field goal attempt and proceeded to kick the ball out of bounds, on the ensuing kick off, to give the Packers the ball on the 40 yard line.
Viking fans on Twitter dismissing our victory last night. Winning in the NFL on the road is never easy.
BrainDed posted:I'd like to see her fill a lane and try to tackle Cordarrelle Patterson. That would be worth the price of admission. 240 pounds running at full speed vs 140 pounds.
Because male kickers are so well known for their tackling prowess.
