Colts beat the Pats you bunch of slackers.
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London game?
The Saturday game that didn't get moved due to Covid. They beat the Pats pretty convincingly with Carson Wentz throwing for like 50 yards.
Entertaining game. I was waiting for the thread starting slackers to step up.
H5, NFLN game.
Cards / Lions here in the high desert of southern AZ. Go figure. At least the Packers got flexed for my afternoon viewing pleasure.
@Fedya posted:Everybody was perving on the Badgers volleyball team.
If only they were playing on the beach
S Barkley with a candidate for catch of the year
Seen that.
Lions up 10-0 on the listless Cards.
Lions impressive early, but I've seen this movie before.
Now if Tampon Bay can lose too....
On the drop-ins on the Lions game, it's pretty clear Aquib Talib has had quite the influence on the normally well-spoken Gus Johnson.
I feel like I'm listening to a barber shop conversation at 27th and Center St in Milwaukee.
Yeah, I'm funny about people butchering English.
Iâm surprised Talib has a job in the booth. Isnât he kind of a jag on and off the field?
Carolina's kicker was ruled out injured 90 minutes before the game, so they had to figure out who was going to handle the kicking duties:
A multitude of Panthers attempting to kick the ball is pretty hilarious pic.twitter.com/Qof9RWHiHT
â Billy M (@BillyM_91) December 19, 2021
In the drinking game, chug the entire bottle if Gus Johnson's vocal chords explode on live television.
Gus Johnsonâs content is usually pretty good. But his delivery sucks very often. Canât stand the inappropriate yelling all the time. Would hate to be in the backseat of a car with Gus and Stephen A up front.
Kingsbury is going back to college soon. Heâs not good.
Cards go for it inside the 5 on 4th down, trailing 10-0. In the first half. And they go for it. And fail. Dumb.
Just saw a dirty-ass play by a Cardinal D-lineman rolling up on Goff's leg with apparent intent to harm
Talib on Goff:
"He do a great job on the 2 minute offense."
Kill me now.
And the Cards let the Lions drive 95+ yards for a TD in less than 2 minutes.
Jared Goff with his second TD pass of the half! Lions lead 17-0
@Blair Kiel posted:Kill me now.
Dagger?
@Blair Kiel posted:Talib on Goff:
"He do a great job on the 2 minute offense."
Kill me now.
So who had Detroit up 17-0 at halftime? I mean, besides me?
@Henry posted:
I jus wan somma ta pronounce a "g"
They say it's good to learn a new language as you're aging.
@Henry posted:They say it's good to learn a new language as you're aging.
Agin
And on cue Red Zone takes me to consecutive penalty calls by the legendary English as a second language speaker Jerome Boger.
Everyone in Michigan knows how this ends.
Ford's now light up all your Christmas decor!
@Packiderm posted:Ford's now light up all your Christmas decor!
Yeah, why spend $2.00 for electricity when you can spend $50.00 for a tank of gas to power a generator.
Stillers giving the Oilers a game!
@Blair Kiel posted:Just saw a dirty-ass play by a Cardinal D-lineman rolling up on Goff's leg with apparent intent to harm
It's also a tactically stupid play. Usually your best chance to win is to be facing Goff.
And just saw a guy go low on Big Ben...could have been ugly.
@Herschel posted:It's also a tactically stupid play. Usually your best chance to win is to be facing Goff.
Today I think Blough or Boyle are more of a liability for the Lions.
@Blair Kiel posted:And on cue Red Zone takes me to consecutive penalty calls by the legendary English as a second language speaker Jerome Boger.
We need Talib doing color commentary in a game Boger is officiating.
Talib actually does make some salient comments, but it's 50/50 every sentence whether he gets tenses right.
Playing the Cardinals late in the season relative to early in the season is probably worth 10 points. Kyler Murray is a dangerous QB when he's mobile. Once he gets dinged up and is stuck in the pocket, he's well below average.