Because I don't know how. And I never thought he'd be as good as he is.
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Not even the Sports Illustrated Jinx can slow Jordy down.
I liked how he calmly tossed the ball to the ref when he scored the TD.
My best bud, a disgusted lifelong Bear fan, killed his fantasy league because of Jordy. He texted me yesterday that he was going to lose his playoff game unless Jordy scored 2 TDs.
I just spit up wine on my keyboard, Cavetoad. Any time Canadians are involved, you know it has to be funny. Ahh....The Great White North.
to quote a db from last year's 'top 100' - when discussing Jordy they call him, "White Chocolate" you just don't expect it from gomer...but, watch while he runs by you...
Nobody is surprised by his speed.
I really wish the talking heads would stop with the racist commentary. It's funny to stereotype white guy though. so laugh it up on national TV.
Amen, Brainded. I was expecting one of those cackle heads to discuss how much smaller Jordy's penis is than the guys covering him.
Jordy should grow a huge fro.
Originally Posted by BrainDed:
Nobody is surprised by his speed.
I really wish the talking heads would stop with the racist commentary. It's funny to stereotype white guy though. so laugh it up on national TV.
Who wins a race between him and Shields?
Shields played lousy last night, but he ran down Julio Jones from behind on the play that Tramon bit on the double move.
Goalline wrote:
You know this from experience?quote:I was expecting one of those cackle heads to discuss how much smaller Jordy's penis is than the guys covering him.
And a moustache, like 70s Alex Trebek:quote:Jordy should grow a huge fro.
Fastest man in Kansas....Kind of like being the hottest girl in $connie
Originally Posted by Fedya:
Also a Wisconsin native:
Bambi!
Originally Posted by Boris:
This girl is from "Sconnie"
Err, can you PM the good pics?
Jordy's pre-draft profile from NFL.com:
ANALYSIS
STRENGTHS
Positives: Intriguing combination of size, hands and overall athleticism for the position. ... Developed into an All-American wideout after signing with Kansas State as a safety. ... Good initial quickness off the snap to get into his route. ... Sneaky deep speed made more effective by good route-running. ... Best attribute might be his hands and toughness. ... Can adjust to the poorly thrown ball and pluck it out of the air or off his shoe laces. ... Knows when to make the body catch when defenders are near. ... Good body control to get his feet down in bounds and knows where the first down marker is. ... Enjoyed strong games against quality cornerbacks (Dwight Lowery, Terrence Wheatley, Aqib Talib). ... Enjoyed a monster senior campaign -- but was very effective as a sophomore and junior (pre-injury) as well. ... Faster on the field than his timed 40-yard dash would indicate.
Negatives: A better athlete than given credit for, but isn't the elite athlete his senior production may have you believe. ... Good route-runner, but lacks explosiveness out of his breaks and elite deep ball speed. ... Primary target in this offense, receiving more than twice as many passes his way than any other Wildcat receiver. ... Big play artist for KSU, but may lack the acceleration to be anything more than a possession receiver at the next level. ... Suffered a sprained PCL in his left knee that hampered him throughout the 2006 season.
If only we could find a true deep threat! So frustrating!
Last night, Julio beat Sam and had a perfectly thrown ball to the back corner of the end zone. Only he didn't do a very good job of getting his second foot in. In fact, he didn't really try at all to get his second foot down. He just kind of cruised out of the end zone. And I thought to myself, Jordy get's both feet down twice even if he's 1/2 way through a bottle Jack Daniels on that play.
So on top of all the physical gifts and the speed and the hands and the route running smarts Jordy possesses. Jordy has the ability to work a sideline like no one I've ever seen.
Oh yeah... he didn't cost TT 5 draft picks either.
Originally Posted by Fedya:
Goalline wrote:
You know this from experience?quote:I was expecting one of those cackle heads to discuss how much smaller Jordy's penis is than the guys covering him.
Yes, he asked me to touch it like I was a really hungry Fedya. What did he mean, Fedya?
Amazing how all the positives sounds right on target while the negatives sound like the TimesFour gloom and doomers. 
Enjoyed strong games against quality cornerbacks (Dwight Lowery, Terrence Wheatley, Aqib Talib)...and smoked the hell out of Revis.
Jordy proves again that you better bring your lunchbox if you're covering him, because it's a full day's work.
It's almost like Jordy getting pushed out of the end zone twice when Rodgers had 1/5th of a minute to find a receiver never happened.