..because it’s (Schadenfreude) football
…because maybe the Lions are really the Lions
…because The Fartist Formerly Known as El Ka Bong is too busy with laundry tonight, to watch.
..because it’s (Schadenfreude) football
…because maybe the Lions are really the Lions
…because The Fartist Formerly Known as El Ka Bong is too busy with laundry tonight, to watch.
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Alternate title: Two teams better than the Packers and pithier than Blair Kiel.
The Packers' underwear:
Despite missing 2 1/2 games Jimmy G. still maintains a tie for most interceptions in the league. I’m thinking he takes back sole possession after tonight.
@Fedya posted:The Packers' underwear:
75-year-old Fred, who is hard of hearing, is sitting in his doctor's office with his wife after just having had his physical. His doctor says "everything looks good, I just need a stool sample, urine sample and semen sample." Fred can't quite hear him and says "huh"? Doc asks again and gets same reply. Doc asks a third time and Fred still can't hear him. His exasperated wife finally shouts to him, "for God's sake, Fred. Just give him your underwear!"
Jordan Love is better than Jimmy Garrapolo, but worse than Tyler Badgent. 😀
One of Shepherd University's finest
Fire McDaniels.
Fire Graham.
Fire Jimmy G
What are these Loin helmets?
Jimmy G., so good lookin’, just not a real good QB. 🥰
Goff? Cough cough, he's effecient but can he win you a Super Bowl?
It's the future.
edit: ancient future.
Even Tom Vaughn thinks the Packers suck.
I think the GB defense should get a full body tat like Crosby.
Can't hurt.
Clearly the Lions don’t understand that you shouldn’t wear out your dynamic running back with too many touches. Gibbs with 12 rushes and 4 catches so far.
OMGAWD……there’s that damn Crosby who just killed the Packers……right?? Damn. Now the Raiders gotta win. AND DAMN THE LIONS ARE A TEAM TO BE RECKONED WITH. 🤬 🤬 🤬 but I can root for the Lions……fawk the queens, and sorry kerk is going to miss the season. Now are the Lions on par with the Eagles??
Relax Cheech.
Your question... I think the Lions are a good team. On par with the Eagles? I don't think so. But I preface that with the absolute fact that I'm just another random dipshit football fanboy. So there's that.
Raiders offense looks about as competent as the Packers tonight
@packerboi posted:Raiders offense looks about as competent as the Packers tonight
The Raiders are a terrible team, but they are still better than Green Bay.
@Goalline posted:The Raiders are a terrible team, but they are still better than Green Bay.
When Mrs.Keil asked me how the game was , that was my exact quote. Are you in my pantry?
GB drafted the wrong St. Brown. Jesus fuck.
@Pakrz posted:GB drafted the wrong St. Brown. Jesus fuck.
The Pack desperately needed a slot WR heading into the 2021 draft.
In round 3, Gutey traded up (giving up his 4th round pick) to select ... get ready for it ... Amari Rodgers.
Detroit then selected Amon-Ra in round 4.
The Amari over Amon-Ra move was right up there with Gutey taking Josh Myers 1 pick before Creed Humphrey (also in 2021) and Jace Sternberger 1 pick before Terry McLaurin (in 2019).
@Blair Kiel posted:When Mrs.Keil asked me how the game was , that was my exact quote. Are you in my pantry?
Better than being in your panties.
The Packers need a Gibbs type in the ‘24 draft. Jones isn’t getting any younger. A quick, slippery/slash pass catching back.
@Goalline posted:Better than being in your panties.
See the beginning of this thread.
Jimmy G. 32 QB rating, 80 yards passing, 1 int sacked 5 times.
Jordan Love is feeling a bit better tonight
@SteveLuke posted:The Pack desperately needed a slot WR heading into the 2021 draft.
In round 3, Gutey traded up (giving up his 4th round pick) to select ... get ready for it ... Amari Rodgers.
Detroit then selected Amon-Ra in round 4.
The Amari over Amon-Ra move was right up there with Gutey taking Josh Myers 1 pick before Creed Humphrey (also in 2021) and Jace Sternberger 1 pick before Terry McLaurin (in 2019).
Thanks for the rest of the story, Goldie Harvey.
@Blair Kiel posted:When Mrs.Keil asked me how the game was , that was my exact quote. Are you in my pantry?
Did you ever stop and think Goalline may actually be your wife? 😳
@YooperPackfan posted:Did you ever stop and think Goalline may actually be your wife? 😳
That would definitely be a crying game ending.
@packerboi posted:Jimmy G. 32 QB rating, 80 yards passing, 1 int sacked 5 times.
Jordan Love is feeling a bit better tonight
I wonder what Adams thinks about the Raiders running off Carr and ending up with Jimmy G.? We know that's not what he signed up for. He might force his way out again.
Davante's happy to be a Raider.
@PackerRick posted:I wonder what Adams thinks about the Raiders running off Carr and ending up with Jimmy G.? We know that's not what he signed up for. He might force his way out again.
When a guy like 17 is being wasted in such an offense, it's cheating all fans. An all world at his position, probably at the tail end of his prime, and he's just languishing on that team. And worse, not being able to contribute. I'm pissed FOR him after that game tonight. While I don't hold it against him for leaving GB, it should also be a cautionary tale about walking away from the mind meld he had with AR. You can't just dial that up on a whim.