Oh, hey there friend! Welcome to the 2015 National Football League Player Selection Meeting, or for short #RustyFest2015!! I hope you're just as excited and completely devoid of a social life as I am!! Because these next three days are going to be fun fun fun!!!! Hey just don't stand in the doorway! Come on in! You can check your coat over there. (HARRELL!!!! Off the couch, we have guests!!!) Hahaha, he's our new intern, still adjusting to our little family.
So Boris was kind enough to dig into his wine cabinet this year. You can help yourself to the Chardonnay, the Riesling, and I think we got some Tito's left over from last year, if you don't mind. Don't worry about overindulging, we contracted with former TE Spencer Havner to provide EVERYONE a safe ride home from the festitives, isn't that right Spence?
Oh um.....hey let's check out what's going on out here!
So if you go out into the Red room here, Goalline is doing some team-building exercises and icebreakers to help you get reacquainted with everyone. Satori has some literature circle thing going on in the bedroom, he wasn't too specific. Now out back here, you can unwind with Henry AND his pink feather in the jacuzzi here. Lots of room! And out in the back yard, Grave Digger is doing some skeet shooting/target practice. You're cool with paper targets with likenesses of former UW Badgers, right?
One minor change, you're on your own for food this year. I have a few take out menus. Sorry, it's an insurance thing. Who knew Patty had celiac's?
Oh yes, and I, your friend and humble host, will once again be compiling the assorted pick threads for your viewing pleasure. If you're new to these here parts, these threads are a great way to spot the dummies who wet themselves over a 6th round pick from Northwestern State. The internet never forgets, my friend!
So pick your favorite spot (be careful not to sit on JAPF. He's a bit of a lush), kick back and relax!
