2015 NFL Draft Live Viewing Thread

What a load of bullchit. In my lifetime, I have NEVER heard of or witnessed one single person snorting or injecting pot. 

Marijuana is NOT addictive and it is NOT a gateway drug. People need to get their heads out of the 19th century.

Timmy....are you partaking right now?

I got stoned Saturday night.  Now I'm a meth addict that just murdered his whole family.  

Dude.

Wait, what? 

I'm pretty sure you people are all going to Hell.

I thought we were already in Hell ?

I even bought a handbasket that matches my shoes

Laugh whilst you burn.

http://www.godandscience.org/doctrine/hell.html

Great.  Just great.

What Sends You to Hell?

Idolatry - check

Adultery - nope

Prostitution - check

Theft - check

Greed - check

Drunkenness - Oy.  I'm drunk right now.

Swindling - check

Impurity - check

Witchcraft - I wish (does that count for jealousy?)

Discord - check

Jealousy - check

Fits of rage - check

Dissensions - check

Factions and envy - not sure how these two things go together, but I've probably done it

Orgies - I'm not supposed to talk about that

Lying - check

Cowardice - check

Unbelief - that's actually what my name in real life means

Sorcery - I wish, as I'd be a lot more interesting

Sexual immorality - check

Homosexual offenses - Nope.  Had to play defense a couple of times, though.

Slander - check

Hatred - check

Selfish ambition - is there any other kind?

Abomination - my mere existence is an abomination to many

Murder - do crabs from Canaydiastan count?

It's not looking good.

Stay where you are, I'm calling 911.

It's been awhile.

Some sort of contest going on, Rusty?

Oh, I like this game.

Idolatry - Check

Adultery - Depends on the definition

Prostitution - One could argue I prostitute myself every day by working, no?  So, Check.

Theft - Nope

Greed - Are we sure this still is in the "going to hell" category?  

Drunkenness - This means not being drunk sends you to hell right?  

Swindling - Check 

Impurity - Check

Witchcraft - Nope 

Discord - Da faq?

Jealousy - Check

Fits of rage - Check

Dissensions - Check

Factions and envy - Sure.

Orgies - Nope

Lying - Check, especially about the Orgies part.

Cowardice - Check

Unbelief - This is a Metallica song right?  Then Check!

Sorcery - I'm not legally allowed to comment on this.

Sexual immorality - HELLA CHECK

Homosexual offenses - You mean like flaming?

Slander - Check

Hatred - Nope (ignore the Favre/Hundley thread please)

Selfish ambition - Selfish ambition nope.  Blond Ambition Check.

Abomination - What does a Yeti have to do with this?

Murder - I murdered this bottle of wine.  So, Check.

You people have never seen the worst of the marijuana like I have. I've seen countess people their very first time suddenly crave the most vile, unknown chemical-filled impurity ever put in to a human body. Meth or opiates, nay, the true evil injested by humans on a bender: Funyons.

Sid and Marty Krofft, nuff said.

Copyright infringement.

Ralph Bakshi.

My Funyon habit is caused by a much more dangerous host...My WIFE!

So the Garden of Eden is actually a convenience store on Humboldt? That Muslim, Apu, is really the devil in disguise? It all makes sense now.

I think Apu is Hindi.

No, no, no, no, no, that doesn't fit the narrative! It must fit the narrative!

auxiliary power unit

Don't force the issue. Tom Brady is innocent.

Tom must really be working your balls hard this week.....

**** TOM!

Tom knocked me up. I feel like a super model.

....and a bad catholic.

How dare you.

"Gisele, can I play with your vagina?"

"No, you may not. You have shamed my home. You will do dishes and then some vacuuming!!!"

Not if he marries me.

For those who can't get enough, Fanspeak is doing the premium version of On the Clock for free from now until October 6. (Includes trades, customizable big boards, etc.)

You lost me at pick 31. 

I feel deflated for misremembering this. 

I'm back on board with pick 31. 

I'm still lost after #31. I see a lot of traded away but nothing in return. 

Just now see there is a listing of trades. Hope this helps for my newest one: