Geez ****, what did you guys do? I take a well-deserved siesta and I come back to find you whippersnappers have trashed the place. Racism, flame wars, and trolls oh my! It's true that the when the cat is away, the mouse will play.
Well anyway, come in and make yourselves comfortable. There's snacks on the table, cold beverages in the fridge and enough folding chairs for everyone. Hope you don't mind that I had to move the BBQ pit outside this year. Stupid Obamanistic fire codes and all that.
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You have ****ing Busch light in the fridge, what is this, communist Russia?
I already have the sh*ts.
El-Ka-Bong posted:You have ****ing Busch light in the fridge, what is this, communist Russia?
I accidentally blew this year's party budget on party favors. You'd best appreciate your quad-colored ab wheels. They were not cheap, regardless of what the construction of them will tell you.
Henry posted:I already have the sh*ts.
I may have gone a little overboard with how much flax I added to the quiche.
Pretty quiet offseason this year. 2 Micha Hydes and a Jaymo. Not bad. Are we allowed to bring our own snacks? I made Nazi Balls for the German Rocket Ted had in for a tryout last month.
I did the manly man thing and just brought chips.
Cracked a gallon can of Sliced jalapenos along with a fresh gallon of heart stopping nacho cheese plaster. Chips/bricks optional. Paper plates work almost as well and taste better.
Uncle Ted gets to show why he is the Goldman Sachs of the NFL. The man controls the markets.
The draft is rigged!!
I'll bring the maize, beans, & squash.
ChilliJon posted:Pretty quiet offseason this year. 2 Micha Hydes and a Jaymo. Not bad. Are we allowed to bring our own snacks? I made Nazi Balls for the German Rocket Ted had in for a tryout last month.
Any racial stuff come out of Hyde this time? I really hope that silly rumor finally dies down. It's a needless distraction.
I will be there for the bucsh lite
FinnLander posted:I'll bring the maize, beans, & squash.
Why do we want to make them go through a maize? Aren't you worried we might lose some of them?
OK. I get it. We need more maizes/walls.
Let's make the draft great again!
Countdown to cognitive dissonance...
Did you ever get the chair fixed?
That's what she said!
Their could be a lot of Bustin Harrells getting picked today.
"I'll bring this entire site down"
"Howe?"
"I'll make like Oldwhiteschool and Sioux"
Henry posted:I already have the sh*ts.
Well, you *are* a free-range a**hole. 
RatPack posted:Their could be a lot of Bustin Harrells getting picked today.
By the Vikings.
Chilli, that include smoke and a pipe?
oldschool posted:DH13 posted:Countdown to cognitive dissonance...
There is an emotional price to pay for it...
I think I pulled something.
You can't make the stuff up. Or maybe there is a comic genius behind that guy.
oldschool posted:FinnLander posted:I'll bring the maize, beans, & squash.
Nice...this proud Native American stands up to your racism and bigotry to cast a light on it for all to see.
I will remind you only once that the spirit of my draft threads is kinship and harmony.
Your recent kvetching is rendering me dyspeptic and it just will not do.
I think he needs a hug.
RatPack posted:Chilli, that include smoke and a pipe?
This is crossing the line.
Draft day is just the best.
Before anyone in here gets any bright ideas about crapping in the punch bowl, you should ask yourself, "Just how many karate kicks to the neck can I take?"
Do not misunderestimate me.
I personally can drop two deuces in the juice while enduring multiple blows.
You spelled tomahawk chops wrong.
oldskool is also a big fan of parallel universes because in at least one he's a rational individual.
Nope, apparently he is a paradox according to Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Thanks for ruining quantum mechanics.
Rusty posted:Before anyone in here gets any bright ideas about crapping in the punch bowl, you should ask yourself, "Just how many karate kicks to the neck can I take?"
Do not misunderestimate me.
You're not that tall. What, you're gonna kick me from a step stool, or did you buy a pair of these:
This is a great column where the writer details Ted's draft tendencies, then mocks up a big board based on them and the current roster. A lot of this makes sense, and it's a really good read. He then mocks Round 1-4 based on this board that I'd be just fine with.
It's a week old so apologies if this has been posted.
I thought the NFL banned the "Skivvy Peek" drill from the combine??
IL_Pack_Fan posted:This is a great column where the writer details Ted's draft tendencies, then mocks up a big board based on them and the current roster. A lot of this makes sense, and it's a really good read. He then mocks Round 1-4 based on this board that I'd be just fine with.
It's a week old so apologies if this has been posted.
That is an awesome article...thanks for posting that one.
Is this where you call your draft shots?
He also thinks TT would take a WR if Doctson or Fuller is there at 27.
Yuck, I don't think TT likes either of them very much. They have Troy Williamson hands.
Rusty posted:Before anyone in here gets any bright ideas about crapping in the punch bowl, you should ask yourself, "Just how many karate kicks to the neck can I take?"
Do not misunderestimate me.
